Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update:
As of right now, at midnight EST on Saturday, June 30th, we have just raised $3300! I’m really amazed and proud of the support and generosity of every single blogger who posted a comment on NYCWD’s blog, made their own post about his tragic loss, or bought a graphic or two or ten! It’s almost enough to turn this cynic’s black, twisted heart into a real one.
So, today is it. This is your last chance to buy a graphic, and your last chance to pitch in and make a difference for NYCWD. Let’s see if we can hit $3500!
And now, Sunday’s post:
Firstly, I’ve decided that I’m not going to continue doing the Weeks in Review. They were fun to do, but very time consuming, and I think I’d rather focus my energy on a normal post on Sundays. I might come up with another shtick for Sundays, but I guess we’ll see.
Today, I want to talk about Jesus.
Well, kind of. I wanted to bring two recockulous videos to your attention. I saw them a while ago, but a recent conversation with a blogger who is under attack by a fundamentalist Christian discussion board made me decide to post this.
Both of these videos are titled: “The Atheist’s Nightmare.” The first one has Kirk Cameron learning about how the banana is the atheist’s nightmare because of the peel, the size, the consistency, and other factors. This video ignores, of course, the fact that this moron is using a domesticated banana that has been crossbred to be like it is, not a wild banana, which looks almost nothing like the domestic one. Which pretty much fucks his entire theory right in the ass, don’t you think?
This next video discusses how peanut butter disproves the theory of evolution. I can’t even waste the brainpower to explain how retarded this theory is. They completely misunderstand the basics of evolution. It’s infuriating that a generation of people could grow up watching this tripe and thinking that it could possibly be true!
It’s shit like this that gives normal, intelligent, logical Christians a bad name. This makes everyone think that if you’re Christian, you’re clearly an idiot lacking the intelligence of the chimpanzee from which you evolved. That you’re a sheep who just follows, without thinking or investigating anything for yourself. The rest of the Christians, who make up at least 90% of the Christians out there, should hunt down these idiots and cockpunch them. Repeatedly.