Fireworks in Florida
It's all about the bullets today.
- Don't miss tomorrow's post! I'm going to have a super-special guest poster. It's not Britt or anyone that you think, but someone even more awesome, and if you miss it, your eyeballs will melt with disappointment.
- I forgot to thank Clownzilla yesterday for creating that clown Photoshop for me. Thanks!
- Today, I go to the airport to pick up my little blonde partner-in-crime. She and her husband will be here for five days, looking at houses. Cross your fingers and hope that she finds a good one to make an offer!
- Live Free and Die Hard and Transformers are my two favorite movies of the year so far.
- I ate German food for the first time last night. I had some Knockwurst, Bratwurst, and Mettwurst, all on top of Heaven and Earth potatoes. It was amazing!
- If you still have Coke Rewards numbers around, please email them to me! Thanks to everyone who has, such as AnnieB, Mr. Fabulous, Girl, Dislocated, BPR, Poppy, Angel, Wayne, and AmyD, among others who I know I forgot.
- I really want an iPhone. Anyone want to give one to me for free?
That's all I have. Have a good Fourth and try to only blow off nonessential fingers!
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First comment!! Whee!!
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What was the German occasion? I love brats on the bar-b-que…'cause I am served & don't have to cook mostly. But they're nummy. Happy 4th!! :boobs1: :boobs5: :assshake:
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I totally want to see the Die Hard and Transformers films. Whee! :boobs5: The previews looked so awesome and you KNOW I hate going to the cinema with all those "others" but those look special.
(Oh and Ratatouille.)
That clown yesterday? Scared the piss out of me. I couldn't comment on blogs all day. I briefly considered checking myself into a happy padded room, but Doug found some elephant tranquilizer so I'm good to go now.
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that reminds me!
for my birthday the children used a coke cup to wrap my gift in.
no they did not think to clean it out first..
it says that there is an icoke pin on it, but the husband said you cannot use it becuase it is an Icoke.ca pin.
should I still send it?
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Damn it. I'm keeping my coke reward points. We've already discussed this…
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Today, I go to the airport to pick up my little blonde partner-in-crime. She and her husband will be here for five days, looking at houses. Cross your fingers and hope that she finds a good one to make an offer!
Why Adam, did you just squee?
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OMG! Is it ME?!? Am I guest-posting tomorrow?!?
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- I will not miss tomorrow's post. I swear!
- I loved the Clown pic!
- I hope that you and Amy have a lot of fun with Britt and Jared. I also hope that they find a house that they love.
- I want to see Live Free and Die Hard. Randy wants to see Transformers.
- I have never had German food. I am very picky about what I eat, and I hate bratwurst. I know that there are other German foods out there, but I have yet to try them. Maybe I will do that.
- Your welcome, and I will be sending you some more pins in the coming days.
- No iphones here. I do not do long lines. Ever.
KBYE…
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What is up with those avatar pics. I need some of those over at my joint.
Anyboob, I was thinkin about my non-essential fingers. Ring finger is probably the choice. even the name is sort of presumptuous, and overcompensating. oh "ring" finger, i get it, you handle the rings.
the sad truth is most kids over in africa are not wearing rings.
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Oooh I'm so excited for the guest poster!
*gasp* Is it Batman!? Or ooh ooh! Captain America??
Mmmmm I love German food.
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Angel, didn't you read yesterday? First poster has to send me a picture of their boobs. I'll be waiting.
Tug, a friend's birthday. I'm still full of weiners, even hours later. I'm sure you know the feeling.
KG, yeah, they're worth seeing in the theaters. I'm sorry my clowniness scarred you yesterday!
BPR< ?b>, I think that might not work. You can email it to me and I'll test it, if you want. And your gift was wrapped in a used Coke cup? Nice.
Sheila, I am the great Assimilator of Coke Points!
RW, I squee all the time. I"m not ashamed.
Dave, I'd send out engraved invitations if it was you.
T. A. N., you'd rather lose a ring finger over a pinky? And tons of kids over in Africa are wearing rings. Just not on their fingers.
Christie, unfortunately, Captain America is dead. So no, it's not him.
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:clap: :dance: :thumbsup:
:dance: :dance:
I will SEE you in a little bit!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!
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SQUEEEEEEE!
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OMG! I totally missed that you asked me to do a guestpost for tomorrow… Can I still send it in for it to be on time?
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Happy 4th from the cold wet island who couldn't keep you damn colonials in their place!
Have a great time blowing stuff up!
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Geez…You must have asked me to guest post and I forgot…
I will send you some more numbers, I just have to be sharp enough to discern what the little numbers are.
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Sorry, I stop drinking soda a long time ago.
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ALL fingers are essential!!!
Heh. :sex023:
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I really want to see Transformers with my 7 yr. old, but I will probably get sucked into "Ratatouille" first. My daughter saw it last night and she said, "I will never look at semi-trucks the same way again."
I love German food, but lately I am obsessed with Thai noodles. I tried them for the first time a few weeks ago, and now they're all I think about….
I want an Ipod, 4 GB, Red. Anyone willing to give me on for free?
By the way, I copied and pasted that survey straight from your blog, so you answered all those questions. Maybe you were asleep.
Did you like the way I correctly pronounced your name? :clap:
Thanks for stopping by,
J. :angel:
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Two fuckers just said squeee. Both will be in Florida today. Along with a few other people that say it, that's far too many.
I hope Florida falls into the ocean tonight. I'll sacrifice myself to make the world squee free.
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Dutchbitch, oh yeah, did I forget to email you? Just sit there and wait for your email, okay?
Bec, eat a hot dog for us.
Mr. Fabulous, someday we should swap blogs for one day and try to write in the other's style.
Mistress Yoda, how could you possibly do that?
J, all of them? Well, then blow off a toe or something.
HG5, Ratatouille looks good, too.
Clown, I knew you'd love that. I was squeeing long before our hairy hunchbacked friend, so I'm taking it back in force.
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Ok I'm here I'm here!!!
*squinting at Gmail Inbox*
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Not as hard as you think, soda makes me sick and diet soda tastes yucky to me.
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"Knock"wurst sounds like your newly invented sausage box punch. To the best of knowledge of my native country i guess that you mean "Knack"wurst
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DB, oh, I'm sure it will arrive any second.
Mistress Yoda, weirdo.
Andre, actually, no. I meant "knockwurst", which is an alternate spelling for "knackwurst" when spelled in English. See here, here, and here for examples.
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Transformers was pretty cool. Not much of a plot, and the script sucked, but damn, it was fun to watch!
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Oh yeah. I will get on that rewards thing.
And IF I find someone to get you an iphone, will you find someone to get me one??
Thanks.
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YOU DIDN'T MENTION ME RE COKE REWARDS?! Ungrateful bastard.
I see I am no longer your friend. You really need to send out a memo when you go cold on me.
Won't do you any good to have an iPhone until they fix their provider problems, so perhaps you should wait. And, do you also expect the person who gives it to you to pay the billion dollar contract fee as well? I'm generous, but I'm not *that* generous.
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Bonnie, yeah, that's about all I expect from a movie about giant robots beating on each other.
TMP, sure!
Poppy, I did mention you – it was just invisible. I made it visible, though. What provider problems are you talking about? And what contract fee? It's cheaper than what I pay now.
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People are having trouble getting their phones activated.
And catch on to the point that you are asking for a (presumably free to you) phone, so I was asking if you were also expecting free service as well. Sugar mamas need to know what their front cost is.
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Is it tomorrow yet?
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No, sweetie, it's still today. Now lie down and have another cocktail. :martini:
(I am really looking forward to the post tomorrow.
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There is no way I am typing out 20 codes. I'll mail mine to you but I forget your address. Plz send.
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Me? It's me? You forgot to tell me I was guest posting. I don't have anything special ready.
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I WANT COKE REWARD POINTS TOO! SEND ALL YOUR COKE REWARD POINTS TO ME!
ME ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!
kthxbi.
(too little, too late, huh?)
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I really liked Transformers, but when I walked out of the theater, I got a little paranoid. There was this ice cream truck, and I began to think, is this really an ice cream truck or is it an evil robot trying to annihilate the human race? The whole way I walked home it was like that. That's why I shouldn't drink those 32 ounce cups of soda they have at the movie theaters, all that sugar starts to mess with my head.
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So how's the fire-engine-ass after all that ethnic meat? Is it the wurst ever?
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Please explain what is in German food. I have no idea.
Guest blogger…my guess is NYCWD. Which would be cool. If you could have gotten Captain America, that would have rocked out to epic propotions.
Tip of the day: When your turn your head to sneeze so that you don't splatter your computer screen, try not to sneeze into a fan. It makes matters worse. And I'm and idiot.
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I hope to know the feeling later tonight thankyouverymuch. :woohoo: :sex011: :boobs3:
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Poppy, I wasn't aware of that. Hm. I'll wait a while until the bugs are ironed out.
RW, soon, child. Soon.
Miss Ann, thank you – you're awesome!
Shelli, naked photos are fine. Just email them to me and I'll post them.
Sheila, no stealing my thunder!
Kylah, I kept expecting my car to transform, too.
Jasmine, it's just meat. It's not like eating Mexican.
Brandi, sausages, potatoes, onions, apples. Hearty meals. It's not NYCWD – good guess, though.
Tug, ooh – good luck with that!
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Dude, you're waiting WAY too late to ask me to guest blog tomorrow.
Gulash is my all-time-favorite German food.
And how many mycokerewards does it take to get an iPhone?
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Miss Britt in town? OMG, hide the explosives!
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Wayne, I think it takes a million Coke rewards. And goulash is German? I thought it was Hungarian for some reason.
Annie, no shit. She's already a firecracker by herself!
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You should give me an iPhone for free. Cause I want one too.
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Sarcastica, they don't work in Canada.
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You want Coke rewards numbers? I might have one or two at home I will email you.
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I have some Coke points at home….I'll get them to ya. Remind me if I forget because i sure as hell don't save them for myself and they'll just go to waste.
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Die Hard Transformers was better than Knocked Up?! har.
If you or your hookup get any Superbad sneak preview tickets, I swear I'll work a day free or something for them.
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Lynda, thanks!
Dawn, I can email you every hour if you want!
Jared, Die Hard was better than Knocked Up. Transformers was cooler looking – wasn't as funny, though. I really want to see Superbad, too.
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I dont have any coke rewards left sorry, but the people at http://points.darksideinc.org usually have a few good ones each day to give out.
Sometimes.
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WHY NOT!
LIFE IS UNFAIR!
:violent029:
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