A thousand words

Most of you know that my favorite thing to come out of Iowa since “Field of Dreams”, Miss Britt, is staying with me for a few days while she and her husband look for houses. In this short time, I have gotten to see all facets of Britt’s personality. I decided that there was no better way to illustrate how Britt acts in real life than to actually illustrate it! Click on the image for a much larger version.

Truth about Britt

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36 Responses to A thousand words

  1. Angel says:

    First comment again…. since this is the second time in a row, I am exempt from boob pictures!!

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  2. Amanda says:

    Is that a cigarette or a smoking gun?

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  3. Sheila says:

    At least she says Amen in church… I woulda thought she woulda covered her nipples while she was there though.

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  4. mixednut says:

    Wow. Did I see bush? I guess not. She must be razor friendly.

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  5. bluepaintred says:

    Avitable, is that you i see on the cross?

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  6. Angel says:

    I love what you’ve done with her hair!!

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  7. NYCWD
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    Considering a woman has 10,000 words per day she must say… those illustrations are really worth 4,000 words… and priceless ones at that.

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  8. Amy says:

    Oh man. No matter where she goes – she brings the party with her. :martini: :heartbeat: :martini:

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  9. RW says:

    I’ll vouch for this. That’s how it was at that steak joint…

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  10. Dave2
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    Britt in church is now my desktop wallpaper.

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  11. DaisyJo says:

    Who woulda thunk that Britt had such bad table manners? No feet on the table, Miss Britt!!

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  12. Avitable says:

    Angel, nope, now you have to do the full monty.

    Amanda, it’s a cigarette. She holds it very daintily and at a 90 degree angle.

    Sheila, God has nothing against nipples.

    Mixednut, well, it is a stick figure. They’re bare everywhere.

    BPR, no, but you can see where I got my cool beard idea from.

    Angel, that’s what it looks like – I draw photorealistically.

    NYCWD, well, I left out the “shit”s, “cocksucker”s, and “suck my dick”s.

    Amy, I know! She’s like that old guy who brings the party with him in the Six Flags commercials.

    RW, exactly! She got ashes all over our mashed potatoes.

    Dave, as it should be!

    DaisyJo, well, to be honest, she manages to float right over the top of the table.

    Mr. Fabulous, the tranquilizer darts will probably have kicked in by the time you get here.

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  13. J. says:

    Oh hell, that’s too funny!

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  14. Miss Britt says:

    You forgot to draw, “When Britt Beats Adam At Board Games.”

    And I’m pretty sure there was a lot of “Wooo HOOOO – FUCKYAS!!!” then. And also some “booyas!” and “suck it!!” and “oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah”.

    Why did you leave that part out??

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  15. Trish says:

    Girl after my own heart :heartbeat: A wine bottle even in church!

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  16. metalmom says:

    In my head Britt’s alwys demure, kinda shy, and ever so grateful to be invited anywhere!
    HAHAHA*SNORT*HA*COUGH* :heartbeat:

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  17. That is JUST how I imagined her.

    If you can’t say Fuck Yah at a strip club, where can you????

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  18. DutchBitch says:

    Sweet innocent well behaved little Britt… No Way!

    And ehm “click on the image for a much larger version”… are you shitting me? My PC will explode… :finger:

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  19. hellohahanarf says:

    you’ve got mad skills my friend. mad skills.

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  20. Crys says:

    wait, who goes to church?

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  21. annie says:

    She’s a bit enthusiastic, even with the ecclesiastic?

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  22. Lynda says:

    Well, the Amen is a given when you are in church.

    Wait? Was this the Church of Holy Avitableness?

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  23. Wow, that’s almost a biography! With excellent illustrations. You should do children’s books.

    …on second thought, please don’t.

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  24. Clown says:

    I enjoy the Jesus death eyes.
    Fuck.
    That’s a good name for my band.
    Fuck.
    Don’t steal that shit.
    Fuck.
    Fuck.
    Fuck.

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  25. Angel says:

    I love those fucking Six Flag commercials!!! :heartbeat: :heartbeat:

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  26. RW says:

    Britt… please… no “booyahs,” okay? Please don’t tell me you’re a Cramerphile. No, please, God. Have I taught you nothing!

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  27. Avitable says:

    J, and it’s alllll true.

    Mistress Yoda, drink, shout, dance, flash boobs – it’s not that mystifying.

    ReBrittfully Yours, I don’t remember that. My memory might be fuzzy in my old age.

    Trish, well, it’s actually a vodka bottle, but the light shining through makes it look dark.

    Metalmom, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    TMP, good point.

    DB, why does everybody think she’s so sweet and innocent?

    Hello, I know – I’m the next fucking Picasso!

    Joefish, you know it’s true.

    Crystal, Britt the Catholic.

    Annie, she’s ALWAYS enthusiastic.

    Lynda, no, it was the Sisters of Holy Shit Motherfucker.

    GDG, I’ve always thought of doing my own line of kids’ books. We could have a run of little Avitables-in-training around the world!

    Angel, really? Like, seriously? Ok, from now on, you’re no longer allowed to be my first commenter.

    RW, she’s a hybrid of a drunk 30-year old Boston Irishman combined with the manners of a New Jersey mobster. You should lower your standards.

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  28. Crys says:

    she’s a Catholic!

    twinsies! i love this girl.

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  29. Avitable says:

    Clown, too late. I’m stealing it.

    Crys, how did you not know that? She’s hardcore!

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  30. *loved* the cartoon & the you tube video was pretty great. it was nice to see what you sound like in person!

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  31. BOSSY says:

    Great hair, though – she has great hair.

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  32. Mrs. Brain Bombs says:

    I would totally frame that picture if I were Miss Britt! I’m especially feeling the Jesus on the cross. Eat your heart out, Sistine Chapel!

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  33. Avitable says:

    DCA, my voice is dubbed by James Earl Jones.

    Bossy, yeah she does.

    Mrs. BB, it’s hanging over her mantle.

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