Most of you know that my favorite thing to come out of Iowa since "Field of Dreams", Miss Britt, is staying with me for a few days while she and her husband look for houses. In this short time, I have gotten to see all facets of Britt's personality. I decided that there was no better way to illustrate how Britt acts in real life than to actually illustrate it! Click on the image for a much larger version.
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First comment again.... since this is the second time in a row, I am exempt from boob pictures!!
Comments by Angel
Is that a cigarette or a smoking gun?
Comments by Amanda
At least she says Amen in church... I woulda thought she woulda covered her nipples while she was there though.
Comments by Sheila
Wow. Did I see bush? I guess not. She must be razor friendly.
Comments by mixednut
Avitable, is that you i see on the cross?
Comments by bluepaintred
I love what you've done with her hair!!
Comments by Angel
Considering a woman has 10,000 words per day she must say... those illustrations are really worth 4,000 words... and priceless ones at that.
Comments by NYCWD
Oh man. No matter where she goes - she brings the party with her.
Comments by Amy
I'll vouch for this. That's how it was at that steak joint...
Comments by RW
Britt in church is now my desktop wallpaper.
Comments by Dave2
Who woulda thunk that Britt had such bad table manners? No feet on the table, Miss Britt!!
Comments by DaisyJo
I am on my way down.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Angel, nope, now you have to do the full monty.
Amanda, it's a cigarette. She holds it very daintily and at a 90 degree angle.
Sheila, God has nothing against nipples.
Mixednut, well, it is a stick figure. They're bare everywhere.
BPR, no, but you can see where I got my cool beard idea from.
Angel, that's what it looks like - I draw photorealistically.
NYCWD, well, I left out the "shit"s, "cocksucker"s, and "suck my dick"s.
Amy, I know! She's like that old guy who brings the party with him in the Six Flags commercials.
RW, exactly! She got ashes all over our mashed potatoes.
Dave, as it should be!
DaisyJo, well, to be honest, she manages to float right over the top of the table.
Mr. Fabulous, the tranquilizer darts will probably have kicked in by the time you get here.
Comments by Avitable
Oh hell, that's too funny!
Comments by J.
She's mystifying.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
You forgot to draw, "When Britt Beats Adam At Board Games."
And I'm pretty sure there was a lot of "Wooo HOOOO - FUCKYAS!!!" then. And also some "booyas!" and "suck it!!" and "oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah".
Why did you leave that part out??
Comments by Miss Britt
Girl after my own heart
A wine bottle even in church!
Comments by Trish
In my head Britt's alwys demure, kinda shy, and ever so grateful to be invited anywhere!
HAHAHA*SNORT*HA*COUGH*
Comments by metalmom
That is JUST how I imagined her.
If you can't say Fuck Yah at a strip club, where can you????
Comments by themuttprincess
Sweet innocent well behaved little Britt... No Way!
And ehm "click on the image for a much larger version"... are you shitting me? My PC will explode...
Comments by DutchBitch
you've got mad skills my friend. mad skills.
Comments by hellohahanarf
heh heh.
Comments by Joefish
wait, who goes to church?
Comments by Crys
She's a bit enthusiastic, even with the ecclesiastic?
Comments by annie
Well, the Amen is a given when you are in church.
Wait? Was this the Church of Holy Avitableness?
Comments by Lynda
Wow, that's almost a biography! With excellent illustrations. You should do children's books.
...on second thought, please don't.
Comments by Geeky Dragon Girl
I enjoy the Jesus death eyes.
Fuck.
That's a good name for my band.
Fuck.
Don't steal that shit.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Comments by Clown
I love those fucking Six Flag commercials!!!
Comments by Angel
Britt... please... no "booyahs," okay? Please don't tell me you're a Cramerphile. No, please, God. Have I taught you nothing!
Comments by RW
J, and it's alllll true.
Mistress Yoda, drink, shout, dance, flash boobs - it's not that mystifying.
ReBrittfully Yours, I don't remember that. My memory might be fuzzy in my old age.
Trish, well, it's actually a vodka bottle, but the light shining through makes it look dark.
Metalmom, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TMP, good point.
DB, why does everybody think she's so sweet and innocent?
Hello, I know - I'm the next fucking Picasso!
Joefish, you know it's true.
Crystal, Britt the Catholic.
Annie, she's ALWAYS enthusiastic.
Lynda, no, it was the Sisters of Holy Shit Motherfucker.
GDG, I've always thought of doing my own line of kids' books. We could have a run of little Avitables-in-training around the world!
Angel, really? Like, seriously? Ok, from now on, you're no longer allowed to be my first commenter.
RW, she's a hybrid of a drunk 30-year old Boston Irishman combined with the manners of a New Jersey mobster. You should lower your standards.
Comments by Avitable
she's a Catholic!
twinsies! i love this girl.
Comments by Crys
Clown, too late. I'm stealing it.
Crys, how did you not know that? She's hardcore!
Comments by Avitable
*loved* the cartoon & the you tube video was pretty great. it was nice to see what you sound like in person!
Comments by dog collar addict
Great hair, though - she has great hair.
Comments by BOSSY
I would totally frame that picture if I were Miss Britt! I'm especially feeling the Jesus on the cross. Eat your heart out, Sistine Chapel!
Comments by Mrs. Brain Bombs
DCA, my voice is dubbed by James Earl Jones.
Bossy, yeah she does.
Mrs. BB, it's hanging over her mantle.
Comments by Avitable