If this is what it takes to reach disaffected urban youths, the world is a sad, sad place. I blame George Bush. NSFW.
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Thursday, July 12, 2007 @ 12:00 am
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tagged avitable, bet, notarapper, read a book, video, youtube
It's actually really catchy.
Comments by bluepaintred
It is catchy, but it's just wrong.
"Read a book, read a book, read a mothafuckin' book".
I'm going to go read a mothafuckin' book, not a magazine, a mothafuckin' book.
Comments by Angel
damn george bush
Comments by Amanda
I just really don't know what to say about this. I'm hoping it was a joke...
Comments by Sheila
That was so damn awful that no one in this house even wandered in here to see WTF I was listening to. Really.
And around here? When your family isn't nosy that means it's REALLY bad.
Comments by Amy
lol!! What the hell?!?
Comments by Humor Girl
well, fuck...i am so glad i saw this i had no idea i was supposed to read a book, drink water, buy property, raise my kids, use deoderant and brush my teef.
Comments by tana
What a crock. The man should know by now that it takes more than edgy animation and swearing to get our attention. It takes bitches and hos too.
Comments by Jay
BPR, it is catchy, I'll give you that. I just can't see kids watching this and running out and buying deodorant and toothpaste, though.
Angel, me too. I love reading muthafuckin' books!
Amanda, exactly.
Sheila, nope. It actually aired on BET.
Amy, oh I just know you have it on reply on your iPod now.
HG, read a muthafuckin' book!
Tana, me either. Here I was reading water, drinking books, selling land, and using my kids as deodorant!
Jay, more bitches and hos would have been aight.
Comments by Avitable
Thanks, but I think I'll stick with Schoolhouse Rock for my edumacation.
Comments by y not i
I like it.
Comments by RW
LOL!
That's pretty cool, in a f**ked up way. And catchy. You think the Spice girls will do a cover of this song?
;-)
Comments by Mike
I watched the first minute without audio. Stupid. Everyone else seems to love it so the audio must be the redeeming quality.
Comments by Poppy
I liked it too. It's one of those kind of "songs" my boys would've made up and sung down in the basement where I "couldn't" hear them.
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
BRILLLLIANT. My favorite was the bouncing ass with the word book scrawled across it.
I really need to do more, say more with my junk in the trunk.
Comments by Miss Britt
Fantastic!
Comments by Clown
Y not I, Schoolhouse Rock isn't much better.
RW, liar.
Mike, one can only hope.
Poppy, you need to put the music up, even if it's just a low level.
Geeky, as long as they're getting the education message . . .
BrittHouse Rock, I agree. I think assvertising could be your niche.
Clown, indubitably!
Comments by Avitable
I will sell by zone. The less cottage cheese, the higher the premium.
I'm going to make millions!
Comments by Miss Britt
Nope. I think it's good. I think Spice Girls suck, this video is great, and I'll have another Bloody Mary thanks.
Comments by RW
Must be the meds I'm on, or the lack of wine. Huh? So they have to read a book to learn all of this because they don't have parents to teach them? Or did I miss something? I am still a bit loopy!
Comments by Trishk
those big, bouncing, book booties were off the HOOK!
Comments by Webmiztris
That's gonna be stuck in my head all day now... Ta.
Comments by Bec
How about
Read a BLOG, read a BLOG
read a goddammed BLOG!
Get yo Vista or yo iPhone
and open up dat BLOG
Click yo mouse, click yo mouse
click yo goddammed mouse!
Get yo browsers inna movin
and all up in dat house
RSS, a feed reed-ah,
Blogography will feed ya
Ahv-uh-tah-blay will bleed ya
The blog o' whall will seed ya
The blog o whall, y'all
The blog o whall, y'all
You kin read it all by yo-seph! HOUGH!
You kin read it all by yo-seph! HOUGH!
Comments by Wayne
Damn RW - now all I want is a big bloody mary - extra spicy!
Comments by Amy
I think I might go read a book...or smoke some crack.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
Tell me how you really Britt, BWAHAHAHAHAH! You're going to make Billions!
RW, you're just trying to drink to forget your new job starting in four days.
TrishK, I think you're still a bit loopy, yes.
Dawn, is that what your butt looks like when you're shaking it on the dance floor?
Bec, I keep randomly bursting into song. "Read a book, read a book, read a muthafuckin' book!"
Wayne, you're wayyyyy too white to do that.
Amy, yeah, blame RW for your rampant alcoholism.
Mistress Yoda, just make sure your teeth are brushed.
Comments by Avitable
I always brush before I smoke crack, I make sure to floss afterwards too.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
My twelve year old son is more likely to pick up a book after hearing that then if I asked him to do it.
Now I will be singing this thing all day long!
Comments by jen in OK
Mistress Yoda, that's good. Dental hygiene is essential for today's modern crack whore.
Jen in OK, really? And will he keep reading because he finds it fun, thanks to the "clever" rap video?
Comments by Avitable
but. It made me run out and bu some. And I had a glass of water
Comments by bluepaintred
Probably not but he will keep singing the song over and over and over beeping out the muthafuckas. He will do this until I take the book and knock him out with it.
Comments by jen in OK
Puts Conjunction Junction What's Your Function to shame as it's been replaced with Confuck'n'em Junk'n'em What's Your Fucktion.
Funny... but not.
Fo shizzled.
Comments by Natalie
I want to have nice teeth for whenever I make it onto Cops.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
Actually, I find fiction in the form of literature to be rather boring. However, due to wikipedian synopses, I have the semblance of being very well read.
I spend many, many hours reading. Online. About science, philosophy, the news...
But fiction in the form of a book bores me to tears...
Comments by The Scoot
BPR, apparently it's wreaked havoc on your ability to string words together coherently, though.
Jen in OK, I guess books ARE good for something, then.
Natalie, fo shizzle indizzle.
Mistress Yoda, as long as you're topless, I'm okay with that.
The Scoot, really? There's nothing I'd rather do than get away from everything and read a book.
Comments by Avitable
I'm always topless.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
This NSFW video has been tormenting me all day! Will this work day ever end so I can watch the video????
Comments by Lynda
Bitch! I am NOT an alcoholic. Those fuckers go to MEETINGS.
And, I'm not blaming him, I'm just sayin' the man has GREAT ideas!
Comments by Amy
Have a drink have a drink have a motherfuckin drink...
sup yo?
Comments by RW
@RW
Comments by Amy
Just gotta say - that was my laugh for today. Too fuckin' funny.
Comments by Amy
I turned on the sound and watched it less time than when the sound was off. Not funny for me. I guess we've found my limit.
(Sorry, that made no sense the first time.)
Comments by Poppy
Mistress Yoda, you need a webcam, then.
Lynda, oh, it's not worth the anticipation.
Amy, RW is awesome. Even for an old guy!
RW, are you bopping around the kitchen singing this?
Poppy, you couldn't make it through the whole thing?
Comments by Avitable
That is a scary thought.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
Nah, it would be awesome!
Comments by Avitable
*LMFAO*
Comments by Vulgar Wizard