When I have trouble thinking of a post, I'll do several things. One thing I'll do is try to think of any of the stupid things that I've done that day and see if any of them are painful or humiliating enough to be fodder for a post. The next thing I'll do is look on Myspace to see if there are any good memes or surveys that I can steal and complete in my own hilarious way. If that fails, I'll think of something fun to draw. If no luck there, I'll take a nap and see if I come up with anything in my subconscious mind. And, finally, if all else fails, I'll ask myself, WWMBD? And today, what would Miss Britt do? Well, she's an ego-driven megalomaniac who loves people who are really into her. If she had writer's block, she'd just pick some random recent pictures of herself and post them online, trawling for sycophants to tell her she's hot and gorgeous and sexy and not at all cherubic. So here goes:
Thanks to Liquid for the photos.
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You're hot and gorgeous and sexy and not at all cherubic....
Is that what you were looking for?
Comments by Angel
I find the shoes disturbingly sexy!
Comments by bluepaintred
I think it should be considered an insult to Britt that you use her ideas as a last ditch effort...
Comments by Sheila
Fancy yourself as a bit of a billiards player do ya?
Comments by mixednut
You are not at all cherubic
Comments by Amanda
Hot photos.
(I just really like using that smilie.) 
I was thinking of taking pictures of my boobs for my blog, but everyone has already seen them. *le sigh* I'll just pretend that I'm cool like you with the black shoes with red laces.
Comments by Kentucky Girl
Don't you have some hot pictures of me you could have posted?
Comments by Miss Britt
So what is it exactly that you're trawling for again?
Comments by Tracy Lynn
Yep, I'm with Amanda. You are not at all cherubic.
Comments by RW
OK. You are hot and gorgeous and sexy and not at all cherubic.
Also, you look like you were drunk driving.
Comments by heather
Damn, Angel said it first.
So, um... nice shoes!
Comments by Melanie
Show your boobs.
Comments by Mist 1
Looks like you've got some English on that one. The Sundae...not the billiards.
Comments by hot coffee girl
Hmmmmm. It was all good until I hit the shoes. Seriously... please tell me you don't actually go about in public wearing those things?
Comments by Amy
ok, I kind of like the shoes....
Comments by Christie
For your writer's block, you should try to read a book, read a book, read a motherf***ing book... ;-)
Sorry, it's a really catchy tune.
BTW, I like the "katana / lightsaber" display.
I was also wondering about the "masturbation" tag, but I think I get it: The sunday is really just a decoy and with your other hand... Well, I think that face speaks for itself.
Comments by Mike
post pictures all you want, but don't use britt's idea and say all else failed or she might smack you down. (say you wanted to be so much like her that you had to steal her idea.)
happy friday the 13th
Comments by hellohahanarf
Hmm, you are a handsome devil, even eating ice cream....but those shoes...they gotta go!
Comments by Trish K
Great shoes–even more great sundae!!MMmm...
Comments by metalmom
I think I'm turned on, not sure though. I know my nipples are hard but it is cold in the office today.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
Angel, exactly!
BPR, that is strange, especially since I wouldn't be a hairless girl with a penis wearing them. And we know that your type is hairless girls with penises!
Sheila, well, I am the better blogger between the two of us.
Mixednut, yup. I'm pretty damn good.
Amanda, awww, so sweet!
KG, the boobs should be shown. It's a mandate.
One Hour Britto, only the naked ones. I didn't think you wanted me to share those with anyone.
Tracy, tell me I'm gorgeous!
RW, that's not what you said earlier.
Heather, I was not drunk driving. And thank you - that's why you're my favorite redhead!
Melanie, "nice shoes" used to be our euphemism for great breasts on a girl when we were growing up.
Mist, you've already seen them. Haven't you taken enough?
HCG, toffee? Nope. Reese's Pieces.
Amy, it's the only pair of shoes I own. My Amy hates them!
Christie, thanks, me too!
Mike, the lightsabers are fun, too! And you didn't think that was whipped cream on the sundae, did you?
Hello, you know what? I can't believe I forgot it was Friday the 13th. I could have written an actual post! Fuck.
TrishK, the shoes complete the mismatched outfit!
Metalmom, it's from Friendly's.
Mistress Yoda, well you did say that you're always topless.
Comments by Avitable
What is up with the shoes?
I do not find you cherubic either. Just for the record.
Comments by themuttprincess
Well then I suppose it's a given I'm cold.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
Did you just say you were the better blogger?
That's it. Artsy photo of Avitable naked is Monday's post.
Comments by Miss Britt
those shoes are genius, my brother.
Comments by Crys
Crys, in real life they make him look like an angst teen.
Then again...
Comments by Miss Britt
Those shoes resemble my brother's skater shoes.
Comments by Angel
A Day In The Life of Avitable.
Of course it would include at least one trip to the local fast food restaurant.
Comments by Sarcastica
TMP, those are my shoes. What do you mean?
Mistress Yoda, yeah - watch it! You could poke an eye out.
Second Brittst, you said you just wanted those to hang on your ceiling! And I do NOT look like an angsty teen. I'm going to go run and cry while I listen to the Shins.
Crystal, thank you!
Angel, I can't skate for the life of me.
Sarcastica, it was a diner - not a fast food restaurant.
Comments by Avitable
You're hot and gorgeous and sexy and not at all cherubic. ok?
Did you get the shoes to match your new clown beard?
Comments by Dragon
I did not. I specifically said "if you fuck with me I will post this on my blog".
Remember? Cuz you were all "oh noo, that would be awful, really" in that fake way that you do when you're trying to hide your voyeuristic nature.
You know, now that I think about it, I think you WANT me to post that picture!
Comments by Miss Britt
POST IT!
Comments by Crys
and hello, i love The Shins.
Comments by Crys
I'm confused, are we supposed to tell you Britt is hot and sexy and gorgeous?
Your fingernails, Adam, your FINGERNAILS. If you don't want us to think you have them manicured them stop TEASING US WITH THEM!
Comments by Poppy
Dragon, no, but I needed some color to match my all black ensemble.
Mona Britta, I'll post that picture of you with the dog!
Crystal, yeah, the Shins are good, but they're also angsty.
Poppy, I do not get them manicured, I swear!
Comments by Avitable
I can see why Amy hates them... SHE has good taste.
Comments by Amy
Wait a sec, I thought this was another Miss Britt post. Why is everyone talking about the shoes?
Comments by Lynda
Didn't you already do that??
Crap. Someone emailed me and said they saw those dog photos. I ASSUMED it was you.
Hm. Awkward. I have some phone calls to make...
Comments by Miss Britt
Nevermind, they match your nasty socks.
Comments by themuttprincess
From the little I've seen, I like the way your house is decorated. Stylish yet not trendy, something that won't look like shit in 10 years.
And I don't see angsty-teen with those shoes, I see color blind geriatric. Are those orthopedic?!
Comments by Brandi
Amy, they're cool shoes!
Lynda, I only have one pair, but they're more awesome than Britt's one million pairs.
ExhiBrittionist, well, I might have sold them on the black market . . .
TMP, what's with all the foot hate?
Brandi, no, I just have large feet. And my wife decorates very well - she should have been an interior decorator instead of an attorney!
Comments by Avitable
Yeah, that worked neeeeaaaarrrrlly as well for you as it does for Britt...
Comments by DutchBitch
Thanks a lot. Now I want a sundae.
Comments by Humor Girl
Truth is not hate. It is pure and honorable.
Comments by themuttprincess
Nice pics! Perhaps my memory is really poor, but I don't think I ever saw you with red shoelaces when you lived in LA. This must be a relatively new penchant of yours...
I have to say... I've been unsure of what to replace my black Harley boots with, but I think I've received my inspiration! Red shoelaced shoes!! Thanks : )
Comments by Cat
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Comments by Clown
Clown: EWWW! At least use a smiley to wipe up with!!!!
Comments by Poppy
DutchBitch, it did! I'm hotter!
Humor Girl, Friendly's is open late.
TMP, my shoes are objectively awesome.
Cat, I got those after I moved here.
Clown, no more jerking to my pictures!
Poppy, is there a jizz-wiping up smiley?
Comments by Avitable
Wait, isn't this your blog? And you might wanna apply your advice you gave Clown to me. Sorry, couldn't resist.
Comments by Poppy
Wow...you actually don't sit in front of the computer 24/7?
Comments by Jen
Poppy, nah, it's okay if you do it.
Jen, almost!
Comments by Avitable
Avi's ridin' dirty.
Comments by Vulgar Wizard
VW, I'm an OG.
Comments by Avitable