Shop 'til you drop
Postcard Hell is now officially open! Before you go shop your little fingers off, though, please keep the following notes in mind:
- There may be a few bugs. If something isn't working, please use the contact form at Postcard Hell and let me know.
- Orders will take about two weeks to ship.
- To commemorate the opening of my storefront, I created a brand new postcard design that you can only see by visiting Postcard Hell!
- If you have suggestions for dirty or embarrassing postcards, use the contact form at Postcard Hell to submit them and if I use your idea, you'll get a free 4-pack of that postcard!
- I'll try to add a new design every couple of weeks. Use the email subscription form at Postcard Hell to get an email every time I add a new design.
- Don't forget to come back here and leave a comment telling me what you think.
Happy Monday!
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I have been waiting for this day for sooo long. Well maybe not sooo long. But … ever since you told us about it!
I just ordered three multi-packs for brothers' Christmas stocking's
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WOOOOOOT! My favorite gameshow!
I will totally be buying you out of your stock so I can give them as stocking stuffers as I cruise the country meeting bloggers.
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Go back and edit bullets two and six. You failed to mention your new site, PostcardHell.com
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:boobs5: Awesome!
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I agree with Clown. Without #2 and #6 mentioning the site, I won't know what I'm supposed to do… :finger:
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This may sound stupid… but I want to be able to subscribe to Postcard Hell and have a postcard addressed and sent to me whenever a new one is released. What a cool thing to find stuck in with your mail every once in a while!
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Dave, there's an RSS feed at the bottom of the site:
http://www.postcardhell.com/feed/
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OMG! I love these postcards! These are going to be soooo much fun to send out. :lmao: :boobs4:
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Woot!
BTW, my postcard (the dirty pictures one) made it to my office and sat in my transparent folder holder beside my door for two weeks while I was on vacation.
It was a huge success. People kept looking at me in a funny way. The sexual harrassment lady had a little talk with me…
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I was told to stop by here by some flaming red-haired avatar. Nice to see someone else in the blogosphere has a sense of humor– (this comment coming from an expert, a comedienne.)
Glad I stopped by! I will have to check-in regularly… :angel:
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If you submitted something by the Contact Form, it wasn't working. It is now. Sorry.
BPR, look at you – what an awesome sister!
Poppy, you'll be like an evil Santa.
Clown, I wanted to make it very clear that they should use the links at that site, not this site. Because people are retarded, remember?
Heather, damn straight!
Sheila, bunch of smart asses, the lot of ya.
Dave, that is a cool idea. I wonder how I'd work that using Paypal as the merchant.
Poppy, he means real mail.
Geeky, only if you define fun by horrifying all of your friends!
Mike, very nice! Are you prohibited from talking to any minors now?
Lucy Dee, thanks for the visit. Flaming red-haired avatar? Heartless Lass? Satan? Who?
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I am very excited about this enterprise of yours!
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Delicious malicious.
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I'm excited as hell too…My hubby and I have been arguing over which ones to buy, who we are sending them to, and so on…we'll order by Friday at the latest.
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:crazywife: :heartbeat:
Avitable, I just love these little smileys! It doesn't take much to make me laff! Here I'm gonna pretend this is me :sexytime:
That's hilarious! Any way, I gave you an award just because I wanted to recognize what you did. What you do with it is up to you. I don't care if you accept it or not. I just needed to recognized how benevolent you were recently and how much I admire what you did.
Here's the post
http://wackymom.blogspot.com/2007/07/awards-awards-and-more-awards.html
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I guess I wasn't clear about "the talk". She wants to be in my pictures…
;-)
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Mr. Fabulous, me too. It should be a blast.
RW, nefarious hilarious.
Angel, did you see the new design?
Ev, thanks for that. I appreciate it, even if it's not true in the slightest.
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Mike, ooh, sounds like fun! Those sexual harassment chicks just need to get laid, you know?
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Nice linkage.
And I am really sorry that I was not here to talk you back from the child molestor ledge.
Rest assured, some people will laugh at anything if you tell them to.
:batting:
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Great, now I have coffee up my nose, on my keyboard, in my screen…
:-D
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Hehe I love the new design…that is one that we are debating on, although we are trying to decide if we know anyone that is our age without children. My brother-in-Law might beat my pretty little face in if I send him that one…and I read your FAQ's where you stated that you will assume no risk. :lmao:
I know that we will get a multipack plus some of the other designs, but I am not sure which yet. I do know that I will probably be purchasing more closer to the Christmas season.
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I just can't decide who to send them to-but I'll be ordering!
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Avi, I am not an evil Santa. I'm a *bad* Santa.
Sorry, Dave. I should have known you're smart. I blame the hour of the night at which I wrote that comment, because I didn't even remember doing it.
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Proceeds go to Sarcastica's laptop fund!!
I wish.
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the Postcard Hell site is great! I hope you get oodles of orders!!!
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Brittany of Christ, cranky bitch!
Mike, destroying computer equipment is always fun!
Angel, I'm glad someone read the FAQ! Did you also notice the hidden message in the Church name?
Metalmom, send them to your daughter. At school.
Poppy, bad and evil!
Sarcastica, I'll donate for boobies.
Dawn, you should contribute to the oodles!
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I sure did, motherfucker. :lmao:
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I just call 'em like I see 'em.
I'm sorry, I'll be better.
"ooh! i love it! spot on funny Avi! baaa"
Better?
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If you sell 4 packs you'll barely have enough to cover the cost of 1 double cheeseburger.
That's without fries, tax, or tip.
$15 cheeseburger…
WTF.
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Absolutely fantastic! I think I might need a multi-pack…
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Angel, very astute of you.
SycoBritt, see how good you are at it when you try?
Clown, I know. Next time, I'll have to go with a normal one.
DG, I think you need multiple multi-packs!
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I want a store but I don't sell anything :dunce:
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OMG – the poopy one was my fave until I saw your new Church Apology postcard. Now I gots to figure out who to give 'em to.
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This is what popped into my head so I need to say it:
SUCK IT, SANTA FUCKER!
I dunno where that came from. :angel:
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:boobs1:
Do I get the money now?
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I love it when Britt spanks you publicly. I bet you secretly love it too.
BTW – excellent site! I'm VERY excited for you.
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Mistress Yoda, you could sell something!
ADW, you should just send them to your husband anonymously.
Sarcastica, nice try!
Amy, she was just being obnoxious and grumpy.
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What am I going to sell? Pictures of my boobs?
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I'm with Dave. Bring me an Evil Postcard Of The Month Club, you hairy bastard.
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My favorite might be the sex change operation reminder. I don't know.
I will go look again.
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I followed a link ( I believe the one in #5) and never came back….. I chuckled at the postcards. I know I better order some STAT!
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I was being obnoxious and grumpy?
Well helllooooo Kettle. Meet Pot.
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Mistress Yoda, and blowjob lessons.
Tracy, I might just have to do that!
Lynda, that is a good one. My favorite is the Rejected Photos one.
TMP, STAT!
Britter the Sandman, gasp! I was grumpy? No way!
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OMG Avi! Postcard Hell totally rocks!!!
:boobs3:
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You are a motherfucking comedy genius and an incomparable artist… did you write that yourself?
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have i told you lately how proud i am of you for this? it's SUCH a good idea…truly.
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Dutchbitch, yes it does.
Amanda24, of course I did. I'm a motherfucking comedy genius!
Crystal, thanks! Now buy some!
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Woot! Teh awesomeness!
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:clap: :thumbsup: LOVE the site, I'll be back to buy some…stocking stuffers is an awesome idea!
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Joefish, of course, I forgot to mention that I couldn't have done the site without all of your help. Thanks!
Tug, they would be funny stocking stuffers, that is true.
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Fucking AWESOME. The world owes you for filling the void left by those tight asses at Hallmark.
I ordered the assorted pack.
The only one I noticed missing was from the pregnancy test people about the recall of defective sticks. Heh.
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Okay, what are the new postcards for day care, grade school "Emergency Contact" adults?
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PS You also are missing a card for women who have had augmentations…and maybe some sort of defect…one boob exploding…I don't know just because my boobs are black from the surgery…sore…still can't sleep on my back…and still no post card from you…sob, cry, whine….where is my wine…oh..sorry wrong site…
:boobs1: (still too sore to do this)
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Avitable, I just had time to check out your postcards from hell. I freaking love them….absolutely brilliant! :sexytime:
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I can only do lessons for people with small mouths.
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