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What I think today will be like at #BlogHer
The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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You’re kidding. You. Avitable the Great. You have nothing to say? It must have been a long day.
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No post???
How do you live with yourself?
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something about that comic makes me uneasy
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Twitter: Blogography
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Yeah, but that never stops me!
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Every time I see this toon, it makes me laugh for a different reason.
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Twitter: LeSombre
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I’m telling you, we are on a weird schedule. I have absolutly no comments to submit to your blog today.
How strange.
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I think I may have nightmares about that cartoon…
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By posting that you have nothing to post, you posted something.
So great post – really enjoyed it.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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That’s the postcard I want.
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:dunce: I stayed up late to catch THIS crap?
WTF?!?!?!?!
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Is this sending the right message? Think of the children!
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You totally could have pulled off this post without making us feel like you don’t love us.
Change the title to “Avitable’s fantasy” and magically this becomes something funny rather than something empty.
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Angel, my brain stopped functioning around 7 last night.
Clown, barely.
Amanda, uneasy? Did you click it to see his other cartoons? PBF is hilarious!
Dave, true. I’m still trying to learn to be as awesome as you, though.
Hilly, so you’re familiar with PBF?
Mike, and I have absolutely no reply!
Sheila, why? Unicorns rock.
Jacki, I had nothing substantive to post. Not that my usual posts are really that substantive.
Wayne, with unicorn deaths and all?
Amy, crap? If only you had a sense of humor . . .
Mr. Fabulous, effeminate children stand strong!
Poppy, I almost didn’t post anything at all.
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http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF044AD-April_2.jpg#112
:lmao:
(and I’m sorry I broke your blog)
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You are a freak.
Hey, what happened to our conversation from last Saturday night?
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mkay… There is just something totally creepy about that cartoon. It kind of scares me a little bit…
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I need to get me one of them unicorny thingies. Yup. Could’a used one yesterday.
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The question being… what were you doing just before 7 last night that caused the shut down of your mental faculties, hmmm? And that cartoon is creepy.
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Whoo! Unicorns! My aunt owns a stable, and when I was 14, a friend and I superglued a broomstick to a horse’s head. Luckily, we didn’t do a very good job, and he whacked it off on a pole, leaving a bald spot between his eyes.
I have never, ever explained that to my aunt.
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You know how I feel about this. Tomorrow you will redeem.
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Hooray for Unicorn Power!
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MurphBritt’s Law, you didn’t break it. We just paused it today!
Mistress Yoda, I’ll post it one of these days.
ADW, creepy? It’s funny!
Dragon, I always keep one in my pocket.
MsFreud, just a long, stressful day.
The Scoot, seriously? Very nice.
Poppy, maybe.
Lynda, it’s like gay pride but pokier and meaner.
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I hate it when you don’t listen.
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where do you find this stuff.
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MurphBritt’s Law? Ohhhh so funny and sad all at the same time. He he wah wah he.
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That cartoon is super funny!
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Whatever :rose:
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Awww…unicorns, fairies, and rainbows! I feel like I’m 7 again!!!
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Poppy, I always listen!
Crystal, click the cartoon and look through his stuff – I think you’ll like it.
EveryBritt’s gonna be alright, ha ha ha hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha hoo hoo hoo.
Cat, you should see his other work.
Mistress Yoda, I just need to come up with a hook for it.
Mistress, who are you kidding? You love unicorns now. Well, stallions, at least.
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You do. :batting:
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Anyway…my boobs are bored.
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I’ve gots to get me some Unicorn Powers.
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Cool stuff on that site, unicorns ahhh.
Contest going on over at my place.
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Okay, who do we go after. Obviously someone/thing has sucker punched Miss Britt…(your bully above)..but the miracle that is Miss Britt comes through….I just need to know..as the rest here…who do we start to:jerkoff2: … ??
We know you Know…
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Poppy, except for those times that I don’t.
Mistress Yoda, they get bored? But they’re boobs!
Maritza, me too!
Michael, I noticed that.
TrishK, can you pull God down and give Him a good ol’ kick in the nuts?
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I swear you just like to be contrary.
The sky is blue.
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It’s black right now.
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You win, Contrary Boy.
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No, you do!
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Yeah, they get bored and then they realize they are boobs and that’s all they need to do.
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Is this your subtle way of telling me that you want your unicorn tee shirt back?
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“gay-wad”?
I’m highly offended. I didn’t expect this type of crude behavior from you, Avi. You oppressor, you.
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Mistress Yoda, exactly!
Mist, not after the dirty things you’ve done in it!
Dawn, smartass!
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You’re a maneater.
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found it oddly disturbing…
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Bethie, yeah? Explain.
DCA, why is it disturbing? It’s funny!
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