Over at I Mei Pensieri, the RFS Blog Awards are going on again. And I have been nominated in several categories. I'd like to encourage you to go over there and vote, and I'll even tell you how I'll be voting:
1) The 2 bloggers who (together) would have the best looking kids:
Miss Britt with Avitable: Clearly with her boobs and curls and my smile, our kids would be fucking awesome.
2) Do you talk about anything else?? Mono-Blogger
Avitable: I'm a bit perplexed about this one, though. Do I really only talk about one subject? Eh, what the hell. An award's an award.
3) Blogger most likely to live in a trailer park:
Miss Ann: Not really, but she's the only blog nominated that I know.
4) Blogger most likely to be arrested:
Mr. Fab: I am nominated for this award, as well, but I'm not likely to be arrested because I'll never get caught. If it was titled "Most Likely to Commit a Crime", I'd be the one to vote for.
5) Blogger with the best boobs:
Miss Britt: No-brainer.
6) Blogger most likely to NOT have any sex toys:
Dave: Unless there's an Elizabeth Hurley blow-up sex doll, I can't see Dave having an Anal Intruder 4000.
7) Blogger most likely to have the most kick-ass house EVER:
Avitable: Well, duh. I'm not likely to have the most kick-ass house. I already have the most kick-ass house. Have you seen my pool?
8) Male blogger who would look the best in a speedo:
RW: I think good ol' RW would look the best in a Speedo. I, however, would look the sexiest. For a gorilla.
9) Blogger you most want to have over for dinner:
Avitable: This is definitely a no-brainer. Britt and Fab and Annie would be fun, but I'd get naked and table dance on demand.
10) Blogger of the month:
NYC Watchdog: His ability to express his feelings and frustrations and fears and sadness makes him a clear winner.
So, go vote!
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My nomination is kind of funny to anybody who has read my blog for a long enough time...
Comments by Dave2
I don't think I'll be mounting a campaign. I just don't have the energy.
I'd rather mount you, anyway.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
I've been nominated for a few and you didn't pimp me out at all. I'm so disappointed.
Comments by heather
My boobs are bigger and better.
Comments by Bethie
Dave, I don't know if I was reading you when you wrote this.
Mr. Fabulous, well, this is all I'm going to do.
Heather, I would have, but the only ones that you were nominated for were either ones where I was directly competing with you, where Britt's shining melons of magnificence were nominated, or NYCWD. If they had a hottest redhead category, you'd be the winner absolutely.
Bethie, I don't know about that!
Comments by Avitable
I can't believe you would try to rob the house one for me, this month of all months.
I am KILLNG MYSELF to get into this bad boy:
http://flickr.com/photos/emmandevin/sets/72157594248347730/
Comments by Miss Britt
I already voted before you pimped this!
I was going to vote for you and Britt for prettiest kids but I had to give Heather and Fab that love.
Comments by Poppy
She obviously doesn't know me and that's a shame.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
hmm....I am kind of hurt I didn't get the vote for number 5.....
*hmmmph*
Comments by Da Duck
Since I'm gonna be at this dinner, there will be NO naked table-dancing. Until after dessert.
Comments by annie
I so voted for our very own Brittini for the boobs and house. I am so jealous of her boobs. The house thing is awesome because now I have more ways to convince her to shop online with me.
But... I split the vote evenly between BOTH of you for blogger to have over for dinner.
Comments by Amy
Britt Appeal, I know you are, dear. But mine's awesomer!
Poppy, you think their kids would be cuter than anything I have? *gasp*
Mistress Yoda, anybody could be nominated - she usually does them every six months.
MD, sorry, nobody's going to best the Britt.
Annie, well, duh. The food's got to be eaten first!
Amy, maybe if you moved here you wouldn't have to convince her to shop online with you anymore!
Comments by Avitable
Heather is fucking HOTNESS. What can I say?
Comments by Poppy
I could totally see Mr. Fab saying the same thing about you.
Comments by Lynda
Poppy, so am I!
Lynda, yeah, me too.
Comments by Avitable
If it had been you and Heather I would have voted for you. DUH.
Oops, that's such a burn to Britt and Fab, isn't it. No win situation.
Comments by Poppy
I'm not sure if that's a burn on me or adoration of Heather.
Although, I must say that I think Avi and I should get extra points since we are more likely to actually conceive a child together. Heather and Fab are like MILES away from each other!
Comments by Miss Britt
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Comments by Avitable
You're having sex with Avi when you move down?
Hmm. Interesting choice.
Comments by Poppy