Fuckshitdamnhell

I’ve been dealing with computer issues, so I didn’t have time to write a post. On the plus side, I’ll be building a brand new computer next week!

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40 Responses to Fuckshitdamnhell

  1. Sheila says:

    uh…

    Yay for new computers?!

    :clap:

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  2. MsFreud says:

    Best of luck with that! Don’t electrocute yourself… you could go the easy route, as I do, and buy a mac. (Turn from the darkside, Avi)

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  3. Mr. Fabulous says:

    Oh I don’t know, I think this post is some of your best work.

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  4. Kudos to you for actually being able to build one of those wretched things. When mine breaks I’m always at a loss.

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  5. Angel says:

    Congratulations on getting (building) a new computer!! :clap: for new computers. Sorry yours broke.

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  6. RW says:

    I cant rent you the squirrel and wheel that ran my old one. Cheap.

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  7. How will I survive without you? Are there bagels?

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  8. Poppy says:

    I was wondering where the fuck you’ve been… I thought maybe you died.

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  9. metalmom says:

    I told you that you were too big to try typing with your dick! Now you’ve gone and broke it! Good luck with building a new one-it must be nice having such skilled hands! :batting:

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  10. Avitable says:

    Sheila, it will be a kick ass one, and this one has lasted me 6 years, so yay is good.

    MsFreud, GAH! Mac? No way in hell!

    Mr. Fabulous, well, then I’ll have to have a sequel: Shitdamncockshit.

    Devilish, I’ve been putting it off for way too long, and finally it let me know that I need to get moving.

    Angel, yeah, I’m having to use the laptop right now, which sucks!

    RW, ooh, a Squirrel 2000? Much better than the Hamster 90.

    Mistress Yoda, I’ll still be around, just less frequently until next week when I build my new one.

    Poppy, well, my computer did – it’s almost the same thing!

    Metalmom, I’m a trained dick typer, though.

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  11. Miss Britt says:

    Wow. You have really become a lazy blogger!

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  12. Can I still think dirty thoughts about you and double stuffed Oreos?

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  13. I don’t know if you’re aware of this or not, but they actually sell computers already made in the store.

    :finger:

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  14. Avitable says:

    Show us your Britts, you’re a dogfucker.

    Mistress Yoda, definitely It’s thinking of you thinking of that that gets me through the day.

    ReTodded, hahahahahahaha! I hope to Jeebus that you’re not serious. The computer that just died is something that I built six years ago for $2000, and would still run rings around most new computer. This new one is only going to cost me $1200, and will be better than anything you can buy in the store, by far. Or, if I could get it built by someone else, it would be well over $4,000.

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  15. bitchcuntwhore.

    (I thought I would add my 2 cents….)

    Have fun with the new computer.

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  16. Amy says:

    While your building yours will you run by my house and install my external hard drive AND figure out how to make the software save to it?

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  17. annie says:

    My husband builds computers, too. Yeah, I laugh at buying one off the shelf; inferior piece o’ non-upgradable slow crap that wouldn’t do what I want anyway.

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  18. Lynda says:

    I had the same problem in June. But I like my new computer. :boobs3:

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  19. Poppy says:

    Like you’d cry without a computer for two days if you didn’t run a business from it.

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  20. Wishin’ you the best of luck so you can come back and offend more people tomorrow.

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  21. Mike
    Twitter:
    says:

    That’s why I always have two computers… or nine.

    I call my current box “Frankenstein” because it’s made of parts of 6-7 older computers, plus some new parts. I didn’t buy a complete new computer for ages, but now I’m tempted to build a new one… :P

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  22. Avitable says:

    TMP, thanks for the help!

    Mistress Yoda, we are definitely a good team.

    Amy, you can’t install an external hard drive? Sigh.

    Annie, exactly.

    Lynda, I’ll like my new one, too.

    Poppy, are you serious or are you just still drunk? Even with no business, I can’t handle being away from my computer.

    Wayne, neither rain nor shine nor computer malfunction can keep Avitable from offending people.

    Mike, oh, I’ve got six working computers that are all hooked up to the network in different rooms of the house, but I like mine, and I have all my settings perfect.

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  23. Poppy says:

    I am not drunk! I think as long as you had your cell phone, your TV, your Wii, and your right hand you’d survive.

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  24. Avitable says:

    And here I thought you knew me well.

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  25. Poppy says:

    Fine, your left hand too.

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  26. Miss Britt says:

    I can’t imagine Adam being away from his internet, his IM and his webcam for more than two hours – MAX.

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  27. Miss Britt says:

    Although… I’m sure the left and right hand would still be crucial.

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  28. Poppy says:

    I knew he was lying to me about barely using the webcam. :pissed:

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  29. Miss Britt says:

    Ummm….

    would it help if I said I think he watches webcams more than he actually uses his own?

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  30. Poppy says:

    So, you’re saying he watches you dance around naked?

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  31. Miss Britt says:

    Did I say that? :batting:

    Actually, no. The only person whose usually naked on the cam is my husband.

    I always make sure I’m wearing a hat.

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  32. Miss Britt says:

    who is usually naked

    Or who’s

    not whose

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  33. Poppy says:

    Am I the only person who doesn’t run around the house completely naked?

    Ok, not true, on my birthday I was naked until lunchtime. But I was also still drunk from the night before.

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  34. Miss Britt says:

    I told you, I wear a hat.

    :dunce:

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  35. Poppy says:

    I just don’t buy it. Why would you want to cover up that hair?

    Or, were you wearing it somewhere else?

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  36. RW says:

    :waiting for Britt to answer:

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  37. Miss Britt says:

    Well… it’s a little hat.

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  38. Poppy says:

    :clap: :thumbsup:

    Best response evah.

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  39. Sarcastica says:

    So when can I expect the computer you are building for me to arrive?

    I trust you are making it a computer nerds dream plus light weight like I asked?

    Good. I shall have it in 2 weeks then.

    :)

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