I've been dealing with computer issues, so I didn't have time to write a post. On the plus side, I'll be building a brand new computer next week!
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Thursday, July 26, 2007 @ 2:08 am
filed under Rants 
tagged avitable, computer, fuckshitdamnhell, snafu
uh...
Yay for new computers?!
Comments by Sheila
Best of luck with that! Don't electrocute yourself... you could go the easy route, as I do, and buy a mac. (Turn from the darkside, Avi)
Comments by MsFreud
Oh I don't know, I think this post is some of your best work.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Kudos to you for actually being able to build one of those wretched things. When mine breaks I'm always at a loss.
Comments by Devilish Girl
Congratulations on getting (building) a new computer!!
for new computers. Sorry yours broke.
Comments by Angel
I cant rent you the squirrel and wheel that ran my old one. Cheap.
Comments by RW
How will I survive without you? Are there bagels?
Comments by Mistress Yoda
I was wondering where the fuck you've been... I thought maybe you died.
Comments by Poppy
I told you that you were too big to try typing with your dick! Now you've gone and broke it! Good luck with building a new one-it must be nice having such skilled hands!
Comments by metalmom
Sheila, it will be a kick ass one, and this one has lasted me 6 years, so yay is good.
MsFreud, GAH! Mac? No way in hell!
Mr. Fabulous, well, then I'll have to have a sequel: Shitdamncockshit.
Devilish, I've been putting it off for way too long, and finally it let me know that I need to get moving.
Angel, yeah, I'm having to use the laptop right now, which sucks!
RW, ooh, a Squirrel 2000? Much better than the Hamster 90.
Mistress Yoda, I'll still be around, just less frequently until next week when I build my new one.
Poppy, well, my computer did - it's almost the same thing!
Metalmom, I'm a trained dick typer, though.
Comments by Avitable
Wow. You have really become a lazy blogger!
Comments by Miss Britt
Can I still think dirty thoughts about you and double stuffed Oreos?
Comments by Mistress Yoda
I don't know if you're aware of this or not, but they actually sell computers already made in the store.
Comments by Functionally ReTodded
Show us your Britts, you're a dogfucker.
Mistress Yoda, definitely It's thinking of you thinking of that that gets me through the day.
ReTodded, hahahahahahaha! I hope to Jeebus that you're not serious. The computer that just died is something that I built six years ago for $2000, and would still run rings around most new computer. This new one is only going to cost me $1200, and will be better than anything you can buy in the store, by far. Or, if I could get it built by someone else, it would be well over $4,000.
Comments by Avitable
bitchcuntwhore.
(I thought I would add my 2 cents....)
Have fun with the new computer.
Comments by themuttprincess
Now that's teamwork!
Comments by Mistress Yoda
While your building yours will you run by my house and install my external hard drive AND figure out how to make the software save to it?
Comments by Amy
My husband builds computers, too. Yeah, I laugh at buying one off the shelf; inferior piece o' non-upgradable slow crap that wouldn't do what I want anyway.
Comments by annie
I had the same problem in June. But I like my new computer.
Comments by Lynda
Like you'd cry without a computer for two days if you didn't run a business from it.
Comments by Poppy
Wishin' you the best of luck so you can come back and offend more people tomorrow.
Comments by Wayne
That's why I always have two computers... or nine.
I call my current box "Frankenstein" because it's made of parts of 6-7 older computers, plus some new parts. I didn't buy a complete new computer for ages, but now I'm tempted to build a new one...
Comments by Mike
TMP, thanks for the help!
Mistress Yoda, we are definitely a good team.
Amy, you can't install an external hard drive? Sigh.
Annie, exactly.
Lynda, I'll like my new one, too.
Poppy, are you serious or are you just still drunk? Even with no business, I can't handle being away from my computer.
Wayne, neither rain nor shine nor computer malfunction can keep Avitable from offending people.
Mike, oh, I've got six working computers that are all hooked up to the network in different rooms of the house, but I like mine, and I have all my settings perfect.
Comments by Avitable
I am not drunk! I think as long as you had your cell phone, your TV, your Wii, and your right hand you'd survive.
Comments by Poppy
And here I thought you knew me well.
Comments by Avitable
Fine, your left hand too.
Comments by Poppy
I can't imagine Adam being away from his internet, his IM and his webcam for more than two hours - MAX.
Comments by Miss Britt
Although... I'm sure the left and right hand would still be crucial.
Comments by Miss Britt
I knew he was lying to me about barely using the webcam.
Comments by Poppy
Ummm....
would it help if I said I think he watches webcams more than he actually uses his own?
Comments by Miss Britt
So, you're saying he watches you dance around naked?
Comments by Poppy
Did I say that?
Actually, no. The only person whose usually naked on the cam is my husband.
I always make sure I'm wearing a hat.
Comments by Miss Britt
who is usually naked
Or who's
not whose
Comments by Miss Britt
Am I the only person who doesn't run around the house completely naked?
Ok, not true, on my birthday I was naked until lunchtime. But I was also still drunk from the night before.
Comments by Poppy
I told you, I wear a hat.
Comments by Miss Britt
I just don't buy it. Why would you want to cover up that hair?
Or, were you wearing it somewhere else?
Comments by Poppy
:waiting for Britt to answer:
Comments by RW
Well... it's a little hat.
Comments by Miss Britt
Best response evah.
Comments by Poppy
So when can I expect the computer you are building for me to arrive?
I trust you are making it a computer nerds dream plus light weight like I asked?
Good. I shall have it in 2 weeks then.
:)
Comments by Sarcastica