Thirteen days until somebody moves to Florida.
Twelve days until I have to make sure that the company is all set for payroll again.
Eleven days until I rearrange my office to include a new desk and setup.
Ten days until new phones and lines are installed.
Nine days until I hope to launch a new redesign of part of my corporate website.
Eight days until I see The Ten, Bourne Ultimatum, or Hot Rod. Or maybe all three.
Seven days until one of my other employee's last day (maybe).
Six days until Thursday. I don't think anything happens on Thursday.
Five days until I get 300 and Hot Fuzz on DVD.
Four days until one of my oldest friends has a baby.
Three days until I get the parts for the new computer.
Two days until my wife gets home and I'll have clean clothes again.
One day until I see The Simpsons.
12 hours until one of my employees has her last day of work.
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Damnit all to hell, you get a new toy to play with (yeah, I'm talking 'bout you Britt), a new computer AND a wife!
Envy is a deadly sin
Envy is a deadly sin
Envy is a deadly sin
Envy is a deadly sin
Envy is a deadly sin
Damn, damn, damn....
Comments by ADW
Now I'm curious who the other employee is that's leaving.
Comments by Poppy
I can't wait til Hot Fuzz either! I do have 300–it fell off a truck.
Comments by metalmom
You should employ me.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
I'd say that you have an exciting and busy two weeks ahead of you. Just where are you going to find time to look at boobies and masturbate?
Comments by Angel
Sounds like a very full agenda. I could do the same thing with back-to-school, but then I would get all depressed......
J.
Comments by HoosierGirl5
How old is this oldest friend. I mean, I would think you have a lot of friends and I'd hate to think how old the oldest one is, AND they're having a baby! Wow!
Comments by Wayne
Ten seconds until you get a comment from me...
Comments by Dave2
9 days until my 12th wedding anniversary. Wow! Has it been 12 years? Holy shit, I've been married twelve years!?
Oooh, but maybe we can see the Bourne Ultimatium! I really want to see that. Did you read the books?
Comments by Lynda
150 days until you get to see ME!! (ph and 150 days until Christmas, but the ME part is the most important!)
Comments by Julianne
ADW, you can come hang out with us anytime.
Poppy, one of my millions of drones.
Metalmom, really? Must be nice to have a truck that drops things off by accident sometimes.
Mistress Yoda, ha! I know your work ethic.
Angel, I can multi-task.
HG5, depressed about kids going back to school? I would think that would be a point of celebration!
Wayne, you are so punny! Sigh. She's 30.
Dave, I definitely should have put that in there. It's something that I put on my calendar every day!
Lynda, yeah, the books were good, although the Ultimatum was the worst out of the three.
Comments by Avitable
Julianne, well, yes. Of course!
Comments by Avitable
7 days until I close on the house and I'll be able to buy you your very own set of balls! I'm so excited for you!!
Comments by Miss Britt
But I can wear low cut shirts to work.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
Wow. What a count down. EXCITING!!!!
Comments by themuttprincess
and a partidge and a pear tree.......
Comments by Melanie Marie
I'm betting something happens on Thursday.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
T minus ten seconds until liftoff. Oh, wait. I got caught up in the moment.
Comments by heather
Your friend could deliver late, and then it could happen on Thursday. Unless it's a scheduled c-section. If so erase erase erase.
One month from tomorrow is a very good day for more Avi drawings I'm thinking, too.
Comments by Tug
Busy, busy boy. Good luck with all that!
Comments by Dragon
When are you fitting in the important stuff? You know, clogging shower drains, bacon cheeseburgers, and chick-fil-a sandwiches?
Comments by Amy
So ExBritted!, ooh, my very own set? Hairy or waxed?
Mistress Yoda, well, if you want to work for free, I'd be up for it.
TMP, yes it is.
Melanie, no ladies a-leaping, though.
Tracy, you may be right.
Heather, liftoff happens when Britt gets here.
Tug, I don't know if I'll be able to do any drawings this weekend - my scanner is hooked up to the dead computer.
Dragon, thanks.
Amy, I don't plan on clogging bacon cheeseburgers.
Comments by Avitable
Dude, a month from tomorrow. I like to plan ahead...
Comments by Tug
11 years until I retire and get to drive a golf cart to and from the pharmacy! Woo!
Comments by RW
The Wonder Twins are never free.
Comments by Mistress Yoda
hey, think I could get on payroll? I don't want to actually work or anything. I just want to...you know...get a paycheck. I'll show you my tits.
Comments by Kentucky Girl
KG - my husband is suddenly interested in setting up payroll here, he says you can show him your
and he'll figure out what you're worth.
(I'm going to beat the snot out of him for this later)
Comments by Amy
I couldn't get through the first book. I didn't enjoy it.
It is actually one of the few times I liked a movie better than the book.
Comments by Lynda
Tug, oh yeah. Maybe I should read your comment before replying from now on.
RW, you already have one of those Rascal scooters, don't you?
Mistress Yoda, it can be like rent.
KG, I don't know - let's see them first.
Amy, Mike is a smart, smart man.
Lynda, really? I thought the first book was a fast read. A bit complex, but not overly so.
Comments by Avitable
Saw The Simpsons Movie this morning. very funny. Stay through the credits.
Comments by Paticus
Woo Hoo Got my Post Cards today!!!
Comments by Trish K
It's a MINI...
Comments by RW
Hot Fuzz was great.
I hope Florida is ready for Britt.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Lots of changes! I hope all goes well.
Comments by Brandi
Pfft. You people could never really be "ready" for me.
Comments by Miss Britt
Paticus, I just saw it - hilarious!
TrishK, yeah? Cool. I hope the recipients like them.
RW, so what, you don't think I can fit in a Mini?
Mr. Fabulous, Hot Fuzz was great. Not as good as Shaun of the Dead, but close.
Brandi, yeah, me too!
The Britt Lebowski, oh, I'm ready. Cup and all.
Comments by Avitable
I think Tracy's right.
Watch yourself on Thursday.
Comments by hot coffee girl
Avitable...I think I am going to send the penis pump one to my father...hell anybody who can stay asleep when his chair throws him onto to floor...(my mother will get the humor)
Comments by Trish K
I changed my mind...the sex change card...yeah that one. I was just on our video cams showing boobies....dad can't walk that far..but the rest of the household in Washington state love em
Comments by Trish K
HCG, it could become self-perpetuating. By worrying about it, I could make something happen.
TrishK, hopefully they won't disown you! I don't know if you noticed, but on the back of the card, there's a message if you turn the card vertical.
Comments by Avitable