Thirteen days until somebody moves to Florida.
Twelve days until I have to make sure that the company is all set for payroll again.
Eleven days until I rearrange my office to include a new desk and setup.
Ten days until new phones and lines are installed.
Nine days until I hope to launch a new redesign of part of my corporate website.
Eight days until I see The Ten, Bourne Ultimatum, or Hot Rod. Or maybe all three.
Seven days until one of my other employee’s last day (maybe).
Six days until Thursday. I don’t think anything happens on Thursday.
Five days until I get 300 and Hot Fuzz on DVD.
Four days until one of my oldest friends has a baby.
Three days until I get the parts for the new computer.
Two days until my wife gets home and I’ll have clean clothes again.
One day until I see The Simpsons.
12 hours until one of my employees has her last day of work.
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Damnit all to hell, you get a new toy to play with (yeah, I’m talking ’bout you Britt), a new computer AND a wife!
Envy is a deadly sin
Envy is a deadly sin
Envy is a deadly sin
Envy is a deadly sin
Envy is a deadly sin
Damn, damn, damn….
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Now I’m curious who the other employee is that’s leaving.
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I can’t wait til Hot Fuzz either! I do have 300–it fell off a truck.
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You should employ me.
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I’d say that you have an exciting and busy two weeks ahead of you. Just where are you going to find time to look at boobies and masturbate? :jerkoff2:
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Sounds like a very full agenda. I could do the same thing with back-to-school, but then I would get all depressed……
J.
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How old is this oldest friend. I mean, I would think you have a lot of friends and I’d hate to think how old the oldest one is, AND they’re having a baby! Wow!
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Ten seconds until you get a comment from me…
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9 days until my 12th wedding anniversary. Wow! Has it been 12 years? Holy shit, I’ve been married twelve years!?
Oooh, but maybe we can see the Bourne Ultimatium! I really want to see that. Did you read the books?
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150 days until you get to see ME!! (ph and 150 days until Christmas, but the ME part is the most important!)
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ADW, you can come hang out with us anytime.
Poppy, one of my millions of drones.
Metalmom, really? Must be nice to have a truck that drops things off by accident sometimes.
Mistress Yoda, ha! I know your work ethic.
Angel, I can multi-task.
HG5, depressed about kids going back to school? I would think that would be a point of celebration!
Wayne, you are so punny! Sigh. She’s 30.
Dave, I definitely should have put that in there. It’s something that I put on my calendar every day!
Lynda, yeah, the books were good, although the Ultimatum was the worst out of the three.
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Julianne, well, yes. Of course!
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7 days until I close on the house and I’ll be able to buy you your very own set of balls! I’m so excited for you!!
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But I can wear low cut shirts to work.
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Wow. What a count down. EXCITING!!!!
:boobs1: :boobs5:
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and a partidge and a pear tree……. :boobs2:
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I’m betting something happens on Thursday.
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T minus ten seconds until liftoff. Oh, wait. I got caught up in the moment.
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Your friend could deliver late, and then it could happen on Thursday. Unless it’s a scheduled c-section. If so erase erase erase.
One month from tomorrow is a very good day for more Avi drawings I’m thinking, too. :boobs4: :woohoo:
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Busy, busy boy. Good luck with all that!
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When are you fitting in the important stuff? You know, clogging shower drains, bacon cheeseburgers, and chick-fil-a sandwiches?
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So ExBritted!, ooh, my very own set? Hairy or waxed?
Mistress Yoda, well, if you want to work for free, I’d be up for it.
TMP, yes it is.
Melanie, no ladies a-leaping, though.
Tracy, you may be right.
Heather, liftoff happens when Britt gets here.
Tug, I don’t know if I’ll be able to do any drawings this weekend – my scanner is hooked up to the dead computer.
Dragon, thanks.
Amy, I don’t plan on clogging bacon cheeseburgers.
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Dude, a month from tomorrow. I like to plan ahead… :3some: :boobs3: :sexytime:
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11 years until I retire and get to drive a golf cart to and from the pharmacy! Woo!
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The Wonder Twins are never free.
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hey, think I could get on payroll? I don’t want to actually work or anything. I just want to…you know…get a paycheck. I’ll show you my tits. :boobs1:
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KG – my husband is suddenly interested in setting up payroll here, he says you can show him your :boobs1: and he’ll figure out what you’re worth.
(I’m going to beat the snot out of him for this later)
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I couldn’t get through the first book. I didn’t enjoy it.
It is actually one of the few times I liked a movie better than the book.
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Tug, oh yeah. Maybe I should read your comment before replying from now on.
RW, you already have one of those Rascal scooters, don’t you?
Mistress Yoda, it can be like rent.
KG, I don’t know – let’s see them first.
Amy, Mike is a smart, smart man.
Lynda, really? I thought the first book was a fast read. A bit complex, but not overly so.
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Saw The Simpsons Movie this morning. very funny. Stay through the credits.
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Woo Hoo Got my Post Cards today!!!
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It’s a MINI…
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Hot Fuzz was great.
I hope Florida is ready for Britt.
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Lots of changes! I hope all goes well.
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Pfft. You people could never really be “ready” for me.
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Paticus, I just saw it – hilarious!
TrishK, yeah? Cool. I hope the recipients like them.
RW, so what, you don’t think I can fit in a Mini?
Mr. Fabulous, Hot Fuzz was great. Not as good as Shaun of the Dead, but close.
Brandi, yeah, me too!
The Britt Lebowski, oh, I’m ready. Cup and all.
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I think Tracy’s right.
Watch yourself on Thursday.
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Avitable…I think I am going to send the penis pump one to my father…hell anybody who can stay asleep when his chair throws him onto to floor…(my mother will get the humor)
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I changed my mind…the sex change card…yeah that one. I was just on our video cams showing boobies….dad can’t walk that far..but the rest of the household in Washington state love em
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HCG, it could become self-perpetuating. By worrying about it, I could make something happen.
TrishK, hopefully they won’t disown you! I don’t know if you noticed, but on the back of the card, there’s a message if you turn the card vertical.
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