Fucking Fab tagged me with this, so this is all you’re getting:
5 People who will be annoyed that you tagged them:
Hell no. Tagging’s so 2006.
4 things that should go into room 101 and be removed from the face of the earth.
1. Tagging
2. People who do tongue-splitting
3. Tennis clothes
4. Abercrombie and Fitch
3 things people do that make you want to shake them violently.
1. Drive at or below the speed limit.
2. Wear a tube top when they’re wayyyy too fat.
3. Neglect to tell me that they’re a tranny until I’m already fucking them in the ass.
2 things you find yourself moaning about.
1. Sheeple.
2. Uggos.
1 thing the above answers tell you about yourself.
1. My penis looks good when I put a hat on it.
RULES
Link to the original meme at freelancecynic.com so people know what it’s all about!
Be as honest as possible, This is about letting people get to know the real you!
Try not to insult anyone – unless they really deserve it or are very, very ugly!
Post these rules at the end of every meme!
Any of you fuckers want to do this, go ahead.
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Avitable’s rules for life
3 of 3: Grin. And that’s all I’ll say about that.
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What’s tongue splitting? I am out of the loop…
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I have to agree, few people can pull off a tube top as well as you do.
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I have to admit that I actually agree with everything. Well, except the tranny thing because I’ve never fucked one. And the hat on the penis thing because I’ve never seen that, but I’m sure it looks lovely.
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I think your penis also looks good with a tiara.
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Fab doesn’t know about tongue splitting, I don’t know what a sheeple or uggos are..(maybe I don’t want to know)…oh dear…
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LMFAO!!! You’ve given the best answers out of the bazillion of these that I’ve read lately! :woohoo:
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Agreed. Except, of course, the tranny part – don’t you look at their hands, or the Adam’s apple?!
What is it about the Abercrombie and Fitch stores? I can’t even walk past one without gagging – what’s with the cologne? Must be to cover up the smell of skanks who shop there.
Anyway, great answers.
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Poppy, don’t you hate when that happens?
Mr. Fabulous, it’s a body mod thing where people split their tongue down the length and let it stay that way. Like this guy.
Tighty Britty, I know! I should do a tutorial on how to look hot in a tube top.
Heather, it’s a little cute fedora.
Mistress Yoda, it does, but it likes a pearl necklace better.
TrishK, “sheeple” are the 90% of the people out there who don’t think for themselves. “Uggos” are ugly people.
Metalmom, I have very high standards.
Sybil Law, the skank smell from A&F is horrible!
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Obviously not, or I wouldn’t be grinning.
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What the fuck is it with this elitist East coast attitude dude? Here in the Midwest Bible Belt, there is nothing we love more than the smell of a newly tricked out skank. Just the thought of them strutting out of the nearest AB&Finch, semi infected nipple piercing’s clearly visible through the stain encrusted wife beater. Their single color prison tats on both arms and the bottom part of their protruding belly where it disappears into the short cropped denim shorts, only to reappear coiling around her upper right thigh. The enticing aroma you can only find in certain European countries where daily hygiene literally means washing your ass. :::SIGH::: Has it ever occurred to you that maybe YOU have an underdeveloped sense of refinement?
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I’m offended. Ugly people can’t help it that they’re ugly.
And since when did not offending people become cool? That’s a trend I think I’ll take a pass on.
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LMAO! I think this is your best meme yet!
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Poppy, it’s just a little transsexual courtesy, that’s all I’m asking.
Y2K, I don’t believe in flyover states.
Dawn, hah! Smartass, you are.
KG, quite possibly.
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I want a penis hat!
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Ewww. Tongue splitting. Good one!
Fabby tagged me too, so I already did it, but thanks for the invite.
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Freelance Cynic, if your penis is the same size as mine, all you need to do is buy a normal cap and then unsnap the back to give it a bit more room.
Lynda, well, maybe you should do it again, but better this time!
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Ouch. :poke: No. I am taking at least a two week moritorium on them.
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