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Firstly, after a week of working on a laptop, I’m finally back in my office again, on my new computer. It’s a beauty, too. And once my second hard drive comes tomorrow or Monday, I’ll have a full TB of storage. Plenty of room for midget porn and videos of people fucking horses. Of course, I still can’t do my Saturday videos or scan my art. I also still have tons of software that was on the old computer that I have to find somewhere free so that I can “evaluate” it. And if I accidentally put in a serial number that I found somewhere and it becomes a full version, oops!

Secondly, thank Jeebus it’s Friday. This week has just really seemed off. I don’t know if it’s the fact that last Saturday was when I was hugging the toilet after my Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Lovers’ Pizza (mmmmm… I love it sooo much – why does it hate me?) at 4 AM and never went back to bed, and never got into the swing of the week, or maybe just that I have some flux with employees leaving and new ones coming soon and so I feel like a chicken with my head cut off, but I’m ready for the weekend. Saturday shall be spent nude, greased in baby oil, watching Dr. Who and Monk and Shark Week (why isn’t it on Discovery HD, btw? That’s retarded.)

Finally, I think I need new underwear. Since I have really sharp toenails that have never been trimmed, I have managed to slice holes in the crotches and legs of every fucking pair I own. They’ve all gotten so torn up that I can’t even wear them around the house when people are here for fear of scaring them away! I tried on another pair of bottoms, but they didn’t fit well. You can read about it here, if you haven’t already.

Ok, fuckers. Have a good weekend.

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44 Replies to “Finally”

  1. Amy

    I’m still waiting for my neon super nekkie dance.

    AND… I’m becoming IMPATIENT!

    Also, my weekend will be spent roughing it with the rest of the miserable bastards in the campground lounging at the beach.

    Wish me luck.

  2. Jester

    I’m reminded of the Friends episode where Monica thinks Chandler was getting off on “Shark Porn.” Best line, “What’s wrong? Isn’t this video ‘toothy’ enough for you?”

    Oh… and green isn’t your color.

  3. AnnieB

    That’s odd. As I was reading you felt like a chicken with your head cut off, I got this sudden urge to watch Dancing Avitable. What’s up with that?

  4. Brandi

    So far this weekend seems a bit of a bore. I need to install a new light fixture, and by “I” I really do not mean me. I will probably watch way too many video games being that I will not be the only one home, and probably get to see the Simpsons Movie.

  5. Avitable

    Poppy, nobody wants techporn.

    Britts of Madison County, no more squeezed nuts. Deal!

    Metalmom, men are just hard on their underwear.

    Heather, do you at least watch Monk naked? C’mon, admit it.

    Hilly, sharks are purty.

    Sheila, me too!

    Amy, someday. And yeah, you have fun with that “relaxing” camping trip.

    Jester, I think I looked damn sexy!

    AnnieB, I didn’t do the funky chicken in my dance. I was the king of smooth moves, so I have no idea what you’re talking about.

    Brandi, you’re going to watch video games? Not play them?

    RW, well, don’t slip. At your age, your hip will break.

  6. Avitable

    Britty in Pink, I see how it is.

    Mr. Fabulous, I know! My world was turned upside-down for a few days there.

    Poppy, oh, you’re somebody. But nobody ELSE wants techporn!

    HCG, did you click on the link that I posted? You need to do that.

    ADW, I hate laptops.

    Mistress Yoda, ha! Where’s your payment?

  7. heather

    (I have tried to send this comment a million times and for some reason coComment is being a bitch.)

    OK. I admit. I watch Monk naked. Any man who is more anal retentive and screwed up with OCD than I am turns me on.

  8. Avitable

    AnnieB, indeed.

    Poppy, hah! Said with hearts. See – it doesn’t count.

    Wayne, Mindy was hot.

    Heather, that’s why I don’t use co-Comment. It sucks. I knew you watched it naked! I’m sure he’s only a little more OCD than you.

    Mistress Yoda, suuuuuure.

    Erica, good thinking!

    TMP, I like my holy socks.

  9. Avitable

    Poppy, can’t fool me!

    HoosierGirl5, sure did! And she’s willing to endanger her children.

    Mistress Yoda, I think you really need to mail me something cool now, after those promises.

    Crystal, you never know if you need to cut through steel. They might come in handy.

  10. Avitable

    Mistress Yoda, I have high expectations when it comes to you.

    Maritza, your leg hairs cut your underwear? Wow.

    Mike, my fan could definitely do it. On high, it’s a monster.

    Crystal, you’re not taking photos of my toes when you’re here. My balls, however, will be on display.

    Michael, good thinking!

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