I'll never deny it. In fact, I embrace it. I encourage it in those who try to hide it, and I seek it out in others. I surround myself with those who have it, and I disregard people who look down on those of us with it. It gives us a certain perspective on the world, and when we all rule the world, it will definitely be because of it.
I'm talking, of course, about my level of geekiness.
I read comic books. I have action figures. I can quote The Simpsons and I know what planet Yoda lived on. These are relatively minor examples, but you get the gist. I'm proud of being a geek, and I love to nit-pick apart movies, books, television, people - whatever. I like to memorize funny lines, follow an actor or a writer, learn about technology - all of the things that define a geek.
But today was when I realized that I've crossed that line. I'm never coming back.
Because when you start to get sexually excited about the new monitor you just ordered, you are an irrefutable, irreversible, unforgivable geek. Even if the monitor in question looks like this:
Excuse me while I go do dirty things to myself and think about this beauty arriving in a few days.
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Meh. It's still smaller than your
alleged~48 inches schlong.(But seriously, Holy Crap!)
Comments by Mike
I feel ya.
Comments by NYCWD
When's the last time you went to the ocean??
Comments by RW
Just looking at that thing makes me want to beat my cock like it owes me money.
Comments by Jay
omg lol
so typically male
Comments by bluepaintred
I love it!! It's just like my monitor, but mine is a Samsung. It makes me hot.
Comments by Angel
Dude! You're gettin' a Dell!
Comments by Dave2
As an avid Dell user, excuse me while I cream. I have the 24" Wide Angle Flat Screen and I feel a little inadequate after looking at yours!
Comments by Hilly
So, what does it mean that I know that Yoda lived on Dagobah?
Comments by Sheila
Gasp! Are those extra usb/other type information ports right on the side of the monitor for super easy access?!
Comments by Brandi
how do I put my own pic in the avitar spot? I signed up with wordpress but I didn't see a userpic slot.
Comments by Brandi
I just came in my pants. Twice.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
I have that monitor. Its so worth the dirty thoughts.
Comments by Phishez
You are so naughty.
Comments by heather
Mike, that's not a schlong, that's a midget in my pants!
NYCWD, it's good to be among people who think the same!
RW, 10 years, I think.
Jay, exactly.
BPR, I don't think it's just a male thing. Doesn't it give you a tingly feeling down among the rows of teeth in your vagina?
Angel, you've got the 30-inch Samsung? I almost bought that one instead.
Dave, just the monitor. The rest of the computer is custom built.
Hilly, well, it's how you use it.
Sheila, it means that you are also a geek.
Brandi, yes, they are - has a 9-in-1 card reader and four USB 2.0 ports. And if you go to Gravatar.com and sign up there with the same email address you use when you post comnments, every blog that uses Gravatar will show whatever image you upload.
Mr. Fabulous, I don't see you as a geek, though.
Phishez, yeah? Awesome! I currently have two 19" CRTs right next to each other, but I figured it was time to upgrade.
Heather, rawr.
Comments by Avitable
I dream nightly of an iPhone. I wake up sweaty and unsatisfied when I see my SPrint POS...
Comments by ADW
woot- geeks of the world unite!
omg that monitor is niiiice....
Comments by Christie
Bah–a TRUE Geek woulda bought an iMac
Comments by Turnbaby
How Cool!!! I don't think my monitor made it into the 21st century yet and my kitchen phone still has an umbilical cord to the wall! PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE AND SAVE ME!!!!
Comments by metalmom
Be careful, I think your man juice might ruin the screen.
aka M. Yoda
Comments by Mistress Yoda
Nice choice. I have it's predecessor and am still quite happy. Not as happy as you, but happy.
Comments by Wayne
The plane! The plane! ;-)
Comments by Mike
Meh, I prefer http://tinyurl.com/yq2cd6 . SEXXXXXY. :)
Comments by Poppy
nope. but that might have something to do with the cotton I shoved past those teeth this morning.
sigh
Comments by bluepaintred
Well I am such a geek I came back just to see if the avatar thingie works
Comments by Turnbaby
And it didn't
Comments by Turnbaby
ADW, I think you should wait until the 3rd generation iPhone so they can fix the whole problem with actually talking on it, since that happens to be its weakest point.
Christie, damn straight!
Turnbaby, you're on crack! No geek who can rightfully call themselves a geek should be using a computer that they didn't build.
Metalmom, wow. Yeah, you need some updating.
Mistress Yoda, it's wearing protection.
Wayne, good to hear - I read a lot of reviews before deciding on it.
Mike, HAHAHAHA! Very nice.
Poppy, whatever you say. /rolls eyes.
BPR, yes, it might.
Turnbaby, you have to let it get approved by the site, and then select it as your globabl gravatar on Gravatar.com for it to work, and it still might take a day or two.
Comments by Avitable
That's right, cuz I'm the BOSS. /pokes you in the eye with a fork
<!– hehehehehehe –>
Comments by Poppy
My husband wants the Mac with the widescreen monitor. In addition to the computers we build ourselves.
But I think I started drooling while staring at the picture.
Comments by Lynda
At least you're being safe.
Comments by Robin
Ya got me there ;-) i guess I am a geekette
Comments by Turnbaby
I'm not using a computer I built! I've built enough machines in my days to last a lifetime. Make my machine for me, Bitch!
(Hehe, I love using Heather's little "Bitch" phrase.)
Comments by Poppy
Poppy, my eye was rolling - you couldn't poke it with a fork!
Lynda, it's definitely drool-worthy.
Robin, exactly! No little monitor/Avitable kids for me!
Turnbaby, nope. You're a pretender!
Comments by Avitable
nah–just a lazy geek ;-)
Comments by turnbaby
Heh - okay. I'll give you that.
Comments by Avitable
Dude, that is a seriously sexy piece of tech.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
How naughty! That monitor is not going to know what hit it when you get your hands on it.
Comments by The Mahogany Flower
How did you end up with that stunning person that you claim is your wife?
This brings my concern to a whole new level.
Comments by Amy
I understand fully.....
Comments by themuttprincess
I am slightly hot under the collar looking at that monitor,it is hot.
Very nice.
Comments by Michael
OK. I posted your meme.
Comments by heather
Oh! I have that EXACT same one at the office!!! Work has been so much better since my screenbuddy joined me... Sigh...
Comments by DutchBitch
Tracy, I'd rather have this than a RealDoll anyday!
Mahogany Flower, damn straight.
Amy, your dorkiness knows no bounds. You aren't allowed to judge.
TMP, good to know you're on the side of the geeks.
Michael, I had a wet dream about it last night.
Heather, sweet!
DB, yeah? Looks like I made the smart choice, then.
Comments by Avitable
Dude, you're gettin' a Dell?
It should last a couple months.
Comments by annie
SO. You got the 'dirty' stuff out of the way before it gets there, right? I'd hate for you to soil it right away.........
Comments by Tug
Annie, their monitors are higher rated than their computers.
Tug, there's always dirty stuff going on.
Comments by Avitable