Ok, I admit it.

 

I'll never deny it. In fact, I embrace it. I encourage it in those who try to hide it, and I seek it out in others. I surround myself with those who have it, and I disregard people who look down on those of us with it. It gives us a certain perspective on the world, and when we all rule the world, it will definitely be because of it.

I'm talking, of course, about my level of geekiness.

I read comic books. I have action figures. I can quote The Simpsons and I know what planet Yoda lived on. These are relatively minor examples, but you get the gist. I'm proud of being a geek, and I love to nit-pick apart movies, books, television, people - whatever. I like to memorize funny lines, follow an actor or a writer, learn about technology - all of the things that define a geek.

But today was when I realized that I've crossed that line. I'm never coming back.

Because when you start to get sexually excited about the new monitor you just ordered, you are an irrefutable, irreversible, unforgivable geek. Even if the monitor in question looks like this:

Dell 30 inch Widescreen Monitor

Excuse me while I go do dirty things to myself and think about this beauty arriving in a few days.

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  1.  

    Meh. It's still smaller than your alleged ~48 inches schlong.

    (But seriously, Holy Crap!)

    Comments by Mike

    comment by Mike Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 12:18 am

     

  2.  

    When's the last time you went to the ocean??

    Comments by RW

    comment by RW Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 12:32 am

     

  3.  

    Just looking at that thing makes me want to beat my cock like it owes me money.

    Comments by Jay

    comment by Jay Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 12:34 am

     

  4.  

    I love it!! It's just like my monitor, but mine is a Samsung. It makes me hot. boobs5 boobs5

    Comments by Angel

    comment by Angel Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 12:36 am

     

  5.  

    Dude! You're gettin' a Dell!

    Comments by Dave2

    comment by Dave2 Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 1:09 am

     

  6.  

    As an avid Dell user, excuse me while I cream. I have the 24" Wide Angle Flat Screen and I feel a little inadequate after looking at yours!

    Comments by Hilly

    comment by Hilly Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 1:18 am

     

  7.  

    So, what does it mean that I know that Yoda lived on Dagobah?

    Comments by Sheila

    comment by Sheila Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 1:26 am

     

  8.  

    Gasp! Are those extra usb/other type information ports right on the side of the monitor for super easy access?! woohoo

    Comments by Brandi

    comment by Brandi Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 3:46 am

     

  9.  

    how do I put my own pic in the avitar spot? I signed up with wordpress but I didn't see a userpic slot. dunce

    Comments by Brandi

    comment by Brandi Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 3:47 am

     

  10.  

    I just came in my pants. Twice.

    Comments by Mr. Fabulous

    comment by Mr. Fabulous Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 5:18 am

     

  11.  

    I have that monitor. Its so worth the dirty thoughts.

    Comments by Phishez

    comment by Phishez Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 5:48 am

     

  12.  

    You are so naughty.

    Comments by heather

    comment by heather Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 6:41 am

     

  13.  

    Mike, that's not a schlong, that's a midget in my pants!

    NYCWD, it's good to be among people who think the same!

    RW, 10 years, I think.

    Jay, exactly.

    BPR, I don't think it's just a male thing. Doesn't it give you a tingly feeling down among the rows of teeth in your vagina?

    Angel, you've got the 30-inch Samsung? I almost bought that one instead.

    Dave, just the monitor. The rest of the computer is custom built.

    Hilly, well, it's how you use it.

    Sheila, it means that you are also a geek.

    Brandi, yes, they are - has a 9-in-1 card reader and four USB 2.0 ports. And if you go to Gravatar.com and sign up there with the same email address you use when you post comnments, every blog that uses Gravatar will show whatever image you upload.

    Mr. Fabulous, I don't see you as a geek, though.

    Phishez, yeah? Awesome! I currently have two 19" CRTs right next to each other, but I figured it was time to upgrade.

    Heather, rawr.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 7:19 am

     

  14.  

    I dream nightly of an iPhone. I wake up sweaty and unsatisfied when I see my SPrint POS...

    Comments by ADW

    comment by ADW Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 7:51 am

     

  15.  

    woot- geeks of the world unite!

    omg that monitor is niiiice....

    Comments by Christie

    comment by Christie Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 7:53 am

     

  16.  

    Bah–a TRUE Geek woulda bought an iMac batting

    Comments by Turnbaby

    comment by Turnbaby Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 7:59 am

     

  17.  

    How Cool!!! I don't think my monitor made it into the 21st century yet and my kitchen phone still has an umbilical cord to the wall! PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE AND SAVE ME!!!! sexytime

    Comments by metalmom

    comment by metalmom Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 8:18 am

     

  18.  

    Be careful, I think your man juice might ruin the screen.

    aka M. Yoda

    Comments by Mistress Yoda

    comment by Mistress Yoda Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 8:24 am

     

  19.  

    Nice choice. I have it's predecessor and am still quite happy. Not as happy as you, but happy.

    Comments by Wayne

    comment by Wayne Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 8:42 am

     

  20.  

    The plane! The plane! ;-)

    Comments by Mike

    comment by Mike Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 9:03 am

     

  21.  

    nope. but that might have something to do with the cotton I shoved past those teeth this morning.

    sigh

    Comments by bluepaintred

    comment by bluepaintred Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 10:55 am

     

  22.  

    Well I am such a geek I came back just to see if the avatar thingie works

    Comments by Turnbaby

    comment by Turnbaby Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 11:50 am

     

  23.  

    ADW, I think you should wait until the 3rd generation iPhone so they can fix the whole problem with actually talking on it, since that happens to be its weakest point.

    Christie, damn straight!

    Turnbaby, you're on crack! No geek who can rightfully call themselves a geek should be using a computer that they didn't build.

    Metalmom, wow. Yeah, you need some updating.

    Mistress Yoda, it's wearing protection.

    Wayne, good to hear - I read a lot of reviews before deciding on it.

    Mike, HAHAHAHA! Very nice.

    Poppy, whatever you say. /rolls eyes.

    BPR, yes, it might.

    Turnbaby, you have to let it get approved by the site, and then select it as your globabl gravatar on Gravatar.com for it to work, and it still might take a day or two.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 11:59 am

     

  24.  

    That's right, cuz I'm the BOSS. /pokes you in the eye with a fork

    <!– hehehehehehe –>

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 12:14 pm

     

  25.  

    My husband wants the Mac with the widescreen monitor. In addition to the computers we build ourselves.

    But I think I started drooling while staring at the picture.

    Comments by Lynda

    comment by Lynda Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 12:27 pm

     

  26.  

    At least you're being safe.

    Comments by Robin

    comment by Robin Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 12:42 pm

     

  27.  

    Turnbaby, you're on crack! No geek who can rightfully call themselves a geek should be using a computer that they didn't build.

    Ya got me there ;-) i guess I am a geekette

    Comments by Turnbaby

    comment by Turnbaby Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 1:20 pm

     

  28.  

    I'm not using a computer I built! I've built enough machines in my days to last a lifetime. Make my machine for me, Bitch!

    (Hehe, I love using Heather's little "Bitch" phrase.)

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 1:26 pm

     

  29.  

    Poppy, my eye was rolling - you couldn't poke it with a fork!

    Lynda, it's definitely drool-worthy.

    Robin, exactly! No little monitor/Avitable kids for me!

    Turnbaby, nope. You're a pretender!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 2:06 pm

     

  30.  

    nah–just a lazy geek ;-)

    Comments by turnbaby

    comment by turnbaby Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 2:16 pm

     

  31.  

    Heh - okay. I'll give you that. P

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 2:18 pm

     

  32.  

    Dude, that is a seriously sexy piece of tech.

    Comments by Tracy Lynn

    comment by Tracy Lynn Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 4:19 pm

     

  33.  

    How naughty! That monitor is not going to know what hit it when you get your hands on it.

    Comments by The Mahogany Flower

    comment by The Mahogany Flower Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 4:29 pm

     

  34.  

    loser

    How did you end up with that stunning person that you claim is your wife?

    This brings my concern to a whole new level.

    Comments by Amy

    comment by Amy Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 5:47 pm

     

  35.  

    I am slightly hot under the collar looking at that monitor,it is hot.

    Very nice.

    Comments by Michael

    comment by Michael Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 8:09 pm

     

  36.  

    OK. I posted your meme.

    Comments by heather

    comment by heather Tuesday, August 14, 2007 @ 10:38 pm

     

  37.  

    Oh! I have that EXACT same one at the office!!! Work has been so much better since my screenbuddy joined me... Sigh...

    clap

    Comments by DutchBitch

    comment by DutchBitch Wednesday, August 15, 2007 @ 2:43 am

     

  38.  

    Tracy, I'd rather have this than a RealDoll anyday!

    Mahogany Flower, damn straight.

    Amy, your dorkiness knows no bounds. You aren't allowed to judge.

    TMP, good to know you're on the side of the geeks.

    Michael, I had a wet dream about it last night.

    Heather, sweet!

    DB, yeah? Looks like I made the smart choice, then.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Wednesday, August 15, 2007 @ 8:40 am

     

  39.  

    Dude, you're gettin' a Dell?
    It should last a couple months.

    Comments by annie

    comment by annie Wednesday, August 15, 2007 @ 7:04 pm

     

  40.  

    SO. You got the 'dirty' stuff out of the way before it gets there, right? I'd hate for you to soil it right away......... assshake

    Comments by Tug

    comment by Tug Wednesday, August 15, 2007 @ 10:20 pm

     

  41.  

    Annie, their monitors are higher rated than their computers.

    Tug, there's always dirty stuff going on.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Friday, August 17, 2007 @ 1:56 pm

     

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