There’s this hot, intelligent, powerful, motivated, manipulative, logical woman I know. We will call her “Shmitt”.
She has the world in the palm of her hand, and most of the people in it wrapped around her little finger.
She understands people very well, and can cajole them or capitalize on their vanity or otherwise convince them to do what she wants, whenever she wants.
There is almost nothing that she cannot do.
And watching her two-year old utterly destroy her, turning her into the she-devil from the ninth level of hell, was simultaneously horrifying and hilarious.
Hilarious because she really did turn into this:
Horrifying because if a child can do this to her of all people, what the hell would a child do to me?