I shot the serif.

That's right. This blog post is entirely sans serif.

Here are your bullets:

  • I am going to be co-hosting Mr. Fabulous's radio show on Sunday night at 7 PM EST. Go here to listen and to call in. You can also send me IMs during the show. My Yahoo IM is my full name – first, middle and last, @ yahoo.com. If you can't figure it out, you're not smart enough to IM me. Don't forget to set your calendars!
  • My monitor arrived, and it is absolutely gorgeous. I've spontaneously ejaculated 43 times while using it.
  • While moving the two big CRT monitors that took up my desk space, I found 6 packs of gum, 2 books of blank checks, a toy car, a Hershey's kiss, 4 paper clips, $20 in cash, and 14 pens that had fallen or rolled underneath them over the last few years. It was like Christmas! And yes, the kiss was still good.
  • If you're all lucky, tomorrow I'll be able to do my first video post since a few weeks ago when I started having computer problems. I know how much you've been missing those!
  • Does anyone watch Mind Control on SciFi? What a fascinating show!
  • A few months ago I helped a friend tear down his bathroom walls and install new studs and drywall to replace them. He and I are both half-retarded when it comes to this type of thing, so, of course, together we make a full-blown retard, which clearly showed with our ineptitude. Yesterday I managed to assemble two end tables and a coffee table without breaking anything or losing any parts, so maybe my genius side is overtaking the retard side. I guess we'll see when the next project comes along . . .
  • Hopefully I'll make it to go see Superbad this weekend. It looks absolutely hilarious, and I've loved Michael Cera since Arrested Development. He has great comedic timing, especially for his age.
  • I was sitting at my desk in my underwear when my balls itched. I went to scratch them through my manties and actually touched ball flesh instead of cloth. The gaping crotch hole is one sign that I need to throw this pair away. Damn.

That's it for now. Don't forget about the radio show, and have a good Friday.

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