There once was a blogger named Adam
Who decided to post once per diem
But when it got too late
And he still had a blank slate
He quickly wrote a post that was kinda sad-em.
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Comments by bluepaintred
Good job kind of rhyming your name in latin... diem is latin, right?
Comments by Amanda
There once was a blogger named Adam
Miss Britt’s boobs mesmerized him.
Though not married for real,
Because Mrs. Avi might kill,
Britt’s just his online madam.
There once was a fucker named Avi;
With wit and with words he was savvy.
When the would Gorilla dance,
The ladies creamed their pants,
Cause his cock’s so long it defies gravity.
There once was a man from Orlando;
With an appetite bigger than Marlon Brando.
He ordered burgers without speed,
In his pants he nearly peed,
Cause the van was full of retardos.
There once was a nudist named Avitable.
He decided clothes were uncomfortable.
He’s one hairy dude.
While driving around nude.
And he swears that ticket was debatable.
There once was a nerd named Avitable.
The comics he bought were plentiful.
He caused quite a scene,
When he creamed on his screen;
Because his monitor was masterbatable.
His initials were AHA.
He posted nearly everyday.
We thought he was going to have a kid,
Because of that Britt and Amy did.
I still say, “Very good play!”
Comments by Brandi
At least you have a somewhat clever way to say nothing. I've not mastered that at all.
Comments by Sheila
Best. Post. Ever.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Hmmm...first day on the job with Miss Britt left you speechless?
Comments by Trishk
Tired too, eh?
Comments by Miss Britt
Yeah that was pretty bad... em.
Comments by RW
It's briiiliant! *cough*
Comments by Christie
BPR, no, just more sleep. I'm not the one who's sad - the post is!
Amanda, yeah. It was a pretty poor rhyme, though.
Brandi, bravo! Those are quite impressive.
Sheila, limericks solve everything.
Mr. Fabulous, all of my posts should be in limerick form.
TrishK, actually, that part went really well!
Britt, fuckin' A.
RW, it was the best I had...em.
Christie, I'll ignore the cough and reap the praises.
Comments by Avitable
A bored mind is a dangerous thing. Glad to see you put it to good use.
Comments by MsFreud
Very clever!!
Comments by metalmom
I personally think this is one of your finest works. Doesn't matter what words you used, you did a limerick and it's all limericky in my head now.
Comments by Poppy
I'm mystified.
Comments by Robin
Uh. OK then. If you can email me some instructions as to how I can hug the post, I will get right to that then.
Poor little post *shakes head* just needs a bit of love
Comments by bluepaintred
There once was a blogger named Bossy.
And she didn't feel much like rhyming, come to think of it.
Comments by BOSSY
Nice of you to not let us know how your new employee did....
Comments by themuttprincess
Comments by Amy
I wish your name was Rick, so I could call you lame-rick.
Comments by Wayne
Like it! Especially the way the last word of the final sentence fits in and rhymes! Wow!
Comments by DutchBitch
MsFreud, when my mind is bored, we're all in trouble!
Metalmom, well, that's a bit much, don't you think?
Poppy, limericky martin?
Robin, it might be beyond you.
BPR, just email it a picture of your boobs.
Bossy, me either, clearly.
TMP, she did fine! Did anyone expect any less?
Amy,
Wayne, you are the wayne-r!
DB, woohoo!
Comments by Avitable
Hehe, you're funny. Or maybe punny.
Comments by Poppy
Maybe you are beyond me.
Comments by Robin
Dude.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
ask Fab if he still has the picture I sent him, cus i deleted it from my computer already.
Comments by bluepaintred
I had faith in her, but you both were dramatic yesterday. To not follow it up with something left me worried.....
Comments by themuttprincess
Poppy, I believe the word you're looking for is heelarious.
Robin, well, I'm beyond everyone.
Tracy, this was substantive! Don't judge!
BPR, it's in your sent mail, right?
TMP, we weren't dramatic - we were just nervous.
Comments by Avitable
it's better than most of the stuff i see on the innerHEY
Comments by Crys
Comments by themuttprincess
What, no Hitler references?
Some people might start thinking that you really don't like him.
;-)
Comments by Mike
Wow, Avitable, you've got talent coming out of your .. um .. brain!
Comments by e.Craig
I checked that before I wrote that comment. If I was in a better mood I would ask the husband to snap another one, just for you.
but right now?
Im on a warpath
Comments by bluepaintred
Crystal, innerhey is my new favorite word!
TMP, that's exactly how it went, too.
Mike, I know. We can't have that!
e.Craig, it's okay. You can tell me that I have talent coming out of my penis. I know it's true.
BPR, warpath? What happened? I think you might feel better if you took pictures of your boobs.
Comments by Avitable
dude. facebook found my boobs! I will email the pic right away!
Comments by bluepaintred
Bravo!
Comments by Lynda
BPR, that was hawt.
Lynda, I'm a lyrical gangster.
Comments by Avitable