In 100 Things: Part 1, I told you 21 things about my family. Then, in 100 Things: Part 2, I told you 19 eccentric things about myself. Then, 100 Things: Part 3 was about my wife. 100 Things: Part 4 was all about the weird and cool things I’ve seen or done. 100 Things: Part 5 was about some of the strange things I hate. And now, here’s Part 6:
100 Things: Things I Love
Rather than pick up on the things that I obviously love (cheeseburgers, my wife, lettuce, etc.), I’ve decided to focus on some of the things that I love that are less obvious. Here goes.
I love:
20. A huge rolling thunderstorm that shakes the windows each time the thunder roars and pours down sheet after sheet of water.
19. Driving 110 mph through four lanes of traffic like it’s a chessboard.
18. Walking in the door and taking off my pants.
17. Watching someone open a gift.
16. Swimming bare-ass naked.
15. Taking an entitled, pretentious fuckstick down a notch.
14. When the icing on generic grocery store birthday cake has been in the fridge and is solid enough to pull off the cake.
13. Getting to the movie theater early with Amy and sitting in the middle seats in the row that has the bar in front so you get more leg room, then sitting there and talking while the trivia replays over and over again.
12. Eating a huge holiday meal, then going right to bed and sleeping until the next morning.
11. Curling up somewhere warm and reading an entire book while the entire house is completely quiet and still.
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Wow you are just like my real life husband. He makes like Mr. Rogers and takes off his pants every time he walks in the door too……..
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Besides that whole 110 mph thing, these are fairly normal things… whats wrong with you?
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Oh #12 is actually what heaven is like. That’s why I’m trying so hard to be a good boy!
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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Am I psychic or what?
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I think this is my favorite part of your “100 Things”. Maybe it’s because it shows how awesome you are.
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Wow…you are such a sweety! :rose:
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Somewhere in this list is me, right? You love me?
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I love that you included romantic and intellectual things and then used the word fuckstick. Cute.
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Twitter: LeSombre
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See, you can be warm and fuzzy.
18. Walking in the door and taking off my pants.
Works well at home, but more fun at Home Depot.
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I love how normal you can be. Will the next part be depraved?
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Rolling thunderstorm followed by gentle rain curled in a chair reading. Yup
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wH, I think Avi was inspired by you, not you being psychic.
Avi, #17 truly is the best. I’m a giver.
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mmm I love hard ass frosting too.
good stuff
I love doing #13 with my husband too.. :clap:
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Twitter: hismuse
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I love #13, that’s me.
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“15. Taking an entitled, pretentious fuckstick down a notch.”
This is one of my favorite things to do at work.
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You love cheeseburgers, your wife, lettuce, etc? I hope that’s not in order of affection. lol
Thunderstorms with pouring rain is one of my most favourite things in the world, followed closedly by watching someone open up a gift. Especially if I’m the one who gave it.
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SleepyNita, it’s a great feeling.
Sheila, I don’t know. I think someone else must have written this post.
RW, but you’re failing so miserably!
Wayne, thanks for reminding me – you suggested it last time, and your post yesterday was my impetus.
Angel, this is the lamest part, though.
Trish, no, no I am most definitely not.
Mr. Fabulous, I knew I forgot something.
ADW, fuckstick can be both romantic and intellectual. It’s a bridging word.
Mike, even more fun at your in-laws’ house.
Metalmom, I’m not sure what I’m going to do for the rest yet.
Turnbaby, while naked, smeared in chocolate, of course.
Poppy, maybe Wayne is psychic! Wayne, what number am I thinking of?
Christie, that sounds dirty.
Robin, it’s awesome, isn’t it?
Britt, I’m not entitled.
Dragon, oh, I only like watching someone open a gift when I’m the giver. Otherwise I don’t give a fuck.
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I have to agree with # 16.
There is nothing like swimming freely.
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Twitter: hismuse
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Erik does not understand the pure joy I get from getting to the movies 10-15 minutes early…he just doesn’t get it.
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“Walking in the door and taking off my pants.”
ha! that’s one of the first things I do when I walk in the door too! if I’m in my house, I’m wearing a t-shirt and underwear…at MOST!
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“Britt, I’m not entitled.”
Oh, good. I’m making progress.
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Twitter: LeSombre
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Nah, my in-laws expect this from me, so it’s not as funny anymore.
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ROTFLMAO @ Britt!!!!! :woohoo:
And, awwww, you shouldn’t post things like this. It makes you sound almost human!! :poke:
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TMP, although you have to be careful about burning.
Robin, 10-15 minutes is a minimum for me. Amy likes it, too, so that’s good.
Dawn, very nice.
Britt, ooh, you’re such a dogfucker. I’ve never been “entitled”.
Mike, then you need to take off more than just your pants.
Amy, it was a momentary lapse in judgment.
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Wow. These subliminal messages are working REALLY well.
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Twitter: hismuse
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Erik doesn’t even care about going to the movies anymore or never really did. I have to drag him and tied him down with duct tape.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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For a minute there I thought you were calling me an imp’s anus. Because I was gonna peel your head if so, because I’ve worked hard to put that stuff behind me.
And I’m a little insulted that you think you can just get me to “guess the number you’re thinking of” or something so trivial. Do you think this is a parlor game? I’m such a progressed psychic that I don’t have to guess. Who do you think *put* the number there to begin with, hmmm? That’s how advanced I am. I’m only posting this here in the comments so others know; I’m confident I’ve already placed these thoughts there in your head anyway.
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Britt, that explains why I keep handing you my wallet.
Robin, it’s because he’s an old man.
Wayne, 4!
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I love #15. It’s just so FUN.
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Twitter: LeSombre
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I think I’ll try taking their pants off. I’ll tell you how it goes.
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The southwest gets some of the best thunderstoms – When I lived in Lake Havasu, which is in a river valley – they would be travel up the river and be an awesome site to watch.
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Yes… unless you do it at night. Or evening.
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Do you eat the cold icing after you peel it off? That’s my burning question…
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Erica AP – :lmao: does a bear shit in the woods?
The man is a freak of nature. Seriously.
:jerkoff2:
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Twitter: whyrustalkingme
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That is a damn good list.
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Tug, yup!
Mike, another brilliant plan. I’ll have to try that myself.
Crazy Lady, well, we have hurricanes, so our thunderstorms tend to be spectacular at that time of year.
TMP, but then how will the neighbor’s daughter watch?
Erica AP, does the Pope shit in the woods?
Amy, it’s not weird to eat icing!
Usedtobeme, it’s a bit sappy, though.
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Not so subtle, just like during the day.
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TMP, well, my untanned ass does glow in the dark, it’s so pasty white.
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Aren’t “Swimming bare-ass naked” and “Taking an entitled, pretentious fuckstick down a notch” the same thing?
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Twitter: hismuse
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Yeah, he’s getting to the geriatric stage.
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If you love thunderstorms, you should be here right now: we’re getting hammered!
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#’s 20 and 11 are on my all time top favorite things too!
Too damn bad you’re not Jewish and you’re married
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Bossy, sometimes they can be, yes.
Robin, it’s almost time to put him out to pasture.
Mrs. RW, I bet RW is getting hammered, storm or no storm.
Stephanie, oh, you know you’d love swimming naked, too.
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Twitter: thegoddesscher
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If you combine 16, 17 and 18…you have a party.
Missed you. I know I am hidden on that list somewhere. No need to state the obvious.
CP.
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CP, I’m glad you’re back.
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Great list. I especially like the movie theater one.
J.
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Yes, well I’ve never done it… but, you’re right, I’d probably love it.
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HG5, yup, me too.
Steph, and now you have to come visit me in Florida and use our pool!
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LOL! :blush:
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:thumbsup:
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Twitter: hismuse
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I’m looking for a farm for him out in the country.
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Yay I love lists like this.
#18 I can relate to but mine is my bra…I love walking in the house and flinging that thing right the fuck off.
My boobs love to be free. :boobs1:
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Robin, Florida’s where all the geriatrics come.
Mistress, I’d love for your boobs to be free, too.
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