This was a good week. Britt started working and did really well. She trained on Monday and Tuesday, was on the phones by Wednesday, had her first sale by Thursday, and showed me her boobs by Friday. I am more confident than ever that this will work out tremendously well and that this was the right decision.
And now, here’s to a good weekend.
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Are you feeling alright? Where’s the limrick? :angel:
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You promised a video this week. :crazywife:
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Boobs by friday? Dude, that’s late. I thought that would be part of a basic interview with you…
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Twitter: Blogography
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If only there was a way Britt could show potential clients her boobs over the phone! Just think of the sales she would get then! Alas, the videophone thing never really took off… though it probably would if people knew they were going to see boobs!
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Dave2 snatched my comment away. And I have no backup comment. Oh. I guess this was it.
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And here I thought the ‘showing of the boobs’ would be part of the training. :boobs2:
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Twitter: hismuse
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Hey…I may not be good on the phone or paying attention but I can show my boobs like nobody else :boobs4:
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I thought you guys were doing the naked telephone sales? Isn’t that what your video was preparing her for?
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YAY!!!!!!
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In interview and/or training situations, I prefer to show my ass. :assshake:
I’m an ass model.
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Twitter: tlkaply
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You are a lying liarhead. I do not believe for one minute that Britt flashed her boobs at you.
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Will Britt flash her boobs at US? Maybe every Friday? :boobs4:
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Just what are you selling? Drugs?
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:woohoo:
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Britt made the sale, you did good.
Where have I heard this before?
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HAHAHAHAHAAH at RW
And, no, I did not show you my fucking boobs. That was my GUT hanging out of my shirt, thank you very much.
Insensitive prick.
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If she shows you them does she get a pay raise?
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Big deal Big deal…. as an overweight middle aged white boy, I am constantly being told my boobs are showing. Hey, if I show them to you can I get a job too? I’m real easy but I aint cheap… I make one of the higher wages in Oklahoma… so it would cost you at least $100 a week. And… (big selling point here) I gots hair all over them! On “slow-sales Thursdays” Britt and I could sit around and braid them into corn rows for video log Friday! Just picture Bo Derek in 10, only as hairy man cans!!!
NOTE THE PROFESSIONAL SALESMAN USE OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!
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i’m really happy for you both.
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You musta been dreaming. I know Britt didn’t show you her boobs!
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Sheila, I was too tired even to write a limerick.
Angel, yeah, I know. I wanted to, but Britt kept me from doing it. Blame her.
Andre, those were the old days. Now I make sure they’re firmly entrenched first.
Dave, I do wait for the advent of the vidphone.
Mr. Fabulous, you need better writers. Are you using Bruce Vilanch again?
Turnbaby, I have to see if she will make money before I worry about her shaking her moneymaker.
Robin, I have yet to see your boobs.
TrishK, it just took a little warming up to.
Poppy,
Cap, I’m a ball model.
Tracy, I never lie!
Metalmom, it depends on how much the royalties will be.
Annie, no. I sell ground up elephant tusk as aphrodisiacs to desperate men.
Amy, yup.
RW, who said I did good? I said it was a good week. I also got sales, too, ya know.
Britt, so you won’t mind if I play with your gut?
Michael, she’ll get something to raise.
Y2K, slow down, sailor. I got you all riled up now, didn’t I?
Crystal, well, you should come down and congratulate us in person!
TMP, if so, it was a wet dream.
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Twitter: hismuse
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The nipples are shy.
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Give them some liquor.
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