Comments on: Recap http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/ Tact is for pussies Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:37:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9720 Avitable Sun, 26 Aug 2007 21:46:35 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9720 Give them some liquor. Give them some liquor.

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]]> By: Robin http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9705 Robin Sun, 26 Aug 2007 13:26:27 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9705 The nipples are shy. The nipples are shy.

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]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9686 Avitable Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:18:16 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9686 <b>Sheila</b>, I was too tired even to write a limerick. <b>Angel</b>, yeah, I know. I wanted to, but Britt kept me from doing it. Blame her. <b>Andre</b>, those were the old days. Now I make sure they're firmly entrenched first. <b>Dave</b>, I do wait for the advent of the vidphone. <b>Mr. Fabulous</b>, you need better writers. Are you using Bruce Vilanch again? <b>Turnbaby</b>, I have to see if she will make money before I worry about her shaking her moneymaker. <b>Robin</b>, I have yet to see your boobs. <b>TrishK</b>, it just took a little warming up to. <b>Poppy</b>, :D <b>Cap</b>, I'm a ball model. <b>Tracy</b>, I never lie! <b>Metalmom</b>, it depends on how much the royalties will be. <b>Annie</b>, no. I sell ground up elephant tusk as aphrodisiacs to desperate men. <b>Amy</b>, yup. <b>RW</b>, who said I did good? I said it was a good week. I also got sales, too, ya know. <b>Britt</b>, so you won't mind if I play with your gut? <b>Michael</b>, she'll get something to raise. <b>Y2K</b>, slow down, sailor. I got you all riled up now, didn't I? <b>Crystal</b>, well, you should come down and congratulate us in person! <b>TMP</b>, if so, it was a wet dream. Sheila, I was too tired even to write a limerick.

Angel, yeah, I know. I wanted to, but Britt kept me from doing it. Blame her.

Andre, those were the old days. Now I make sure they're firmly entrenched first.

Dave, I do wait for the advent of the vidphone.

Mr. Fabulous, you need better writers. Are you using Bruce Vilanch again?

Turnbaby, I have to see if she will make money before I worry about her shaking her moneymaker.

Robin, I have yet to see your boobs.

TrishK, it just took a little warming up to.

Poppy, :D

Cap, I'm a ball model.

Tracy, I never lie!

Metalmom, it depends on how much the royalties will be.

Annie, no. I sell ground up elephant tusk as aphrodisiacs to desperate men.

Amy, yup.

RW, who said I did good? I said it was a good week. I also got sales, too, ya know.

Britt, so you won't mind if I play with your gut?

Michael, she'll get something to raise.

Y2K, slow down, sailor. I got you all riled up now, didn't I?

Crystal, well, you should come down and congratulate us in person!

TMP, if so, it was a wet dream.

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]]> By: themuttprincess http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9682 themuttprincess Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:53:56 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9682 You musta been dreaming. I know Britt didn't show you her boobs! You musta been dreaming. I know Britt didn't show you her boobs!

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]]> By: Crys http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9681 Crys Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:01:06 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9681 i'm really happy for you <i>both</i>. i'm really happy for you both.

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]]> By: Y2K Survivor http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9678 Y2K Survivor Sat, 25 Aug 2007 22:40:17 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9678 Big deal Big deal.... as an overweight middle aged white boy, I am constantly being told my boobs are showing. Hey, if I show them to you can I get a job too? I'm real easy but I aint cheap... I make one of the higher wages in Oklahoma... so it would cost you at least $100 a week. And... (big selling point here) I gots hair all over them! On "slow-sales Thursdays" Britt and I could sit around and braid them into corn rows for video log Friday! Just picture Bo Derek in 10, only as hairy man cans!!! NOTE THE PROFESSIONAL SALESMAN USE OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!! Big deal Big deal.... as an overweight middle aged white boy, I am constantly being told my boobs are showing. Hey, if I show them to you can I get a job too? I'm real easy but I aint cheap... I make one of the higher wages in Oklahoma... so it would cost you at least $100 a week. And... (big selling point here) I gots hair all over them! On "slow-sales Thursdays" Britt and I could sit around and braid them into corn rows for video log Friday! Just picture Bo Derek in 10, only as hairy man cans!!!

NOTE THE PROFESSIONAL SALESMAN USE OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!

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]]> By: Michael http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9675 Michael Sat, 25 Aug 2007 21:39:13 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9675 If she shows you them does she get a pay raise? If she shows you them does she get a pay raise?

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]]> By: Miss Britt http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9673 Miss Britt Sat, 25 Aug 2007 21:21:24 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9673 HAHAHAHAHAAH at RW And, no, I did not show you my fucking boobs. That was my GUT hanging out of my shirt, thank you very much. Insensitive prick. HAHAHAHAHAAH at RW

And, no, I did not show you my fucking boobs. That was my GUT hanging out of my shirt, thank you very much.

Insensitive prick.

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]]> By: RW http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9671 RW Sat, 25 Aug 2007 20:39:07 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9671 Britt made the sale, <i>you</i> did good. Where have I heard this before? Britt made the sale, you did good.

Where have I heard this before?

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]]> By: Amy http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9669 Amy Sat, 25 Aug 2007 19:16:28 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/08/25/recap/#comment-9669 :woohoo: woohoo

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