Mad Libs

For once in my life, I’m going to let someone else tell the funny story.

Email me at my first name at my last name dot com with your answers to the following choices. The one that ends up being the funniest with the story I’ve written will get their Mad Lib posted and if possible, I’ll even draw it, too.

1. Noun
2. Adjective
3. Verb (past tense)
4. Noun (gerund – ending in -ing)
5. Adjective
6. Color
7. Noun
8. Sexual position
9. Place
10. Song title
11. Part of the body
12. Verb
13. Cute name for someone or something
14. Adverb
15. Verb
16. Onomatopoeia sound for grunting or moaning
17. Animal
18. Type of liquid
19. Type of taste (i.e., salty, sweet, bitter, etc.)
20. Fruit or vegetable
21. Orifice
22. Movie title.

Good luck!

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22 Responses to Mad Libs

  1. Fogspinner says:

    Thank you for making me feel dumber than a 5th grader. LOL I had to look a few of those things UP for god’s sake.

    Have fun with that.

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  2. Sheila says:

    WTF? This mad-lib is above my education level. :dunce:

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  3. Usedtobeme
    Twitter:
    says:

    You’ll publish more than one won’t you? I’m in.

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  4. Miss Britt says:

    So now you’re neglecting your wife AND your blog.

    I’m so ashamed….

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  5. bluepaintred says:

    real or fake movie title? ( and song for that matter)

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  6. Poppy says:

    Wait, which wife are you neglecting?

    You’re making us email you *and* leave a comment? Man, you’re high maintenance. ;)

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  7. bluepaintred says:

    Fine, fuck you. Don’t answer me. Sit at your desk and do work for Christ sake!

    I’m putting in real titles and you are not allowed to penalize me for them if you wanted fake.

    Bastard

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  8. Amy says:

    Uh… damn dude, I totally do not pop over here every morning so I can get homework.

    Are you using up all your creativity trying to get Britt to work in the nude? :sexytime:

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  9. RW says:

    What is an adverb, actually?

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  10. Avitable says:

    Fogspinner, you did? I didn’t even think about that.

    Sheila, ok, I’m not sure what is confusing everyone.

    Usedtobeme, I think I’ll probably insert one into the story and show the other lists as well.

    Britt, and it’s all your fault!

    BPR, real.

    Poppy, all of them!

    BPR, I said real!

    Amy, just do your homework and simmer down.

    Metalmom, yup. And it will be graded.

    RW, I know you too well to find you that amazingly slow.

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  11. bluepaintred says:

    well then. Good thing I sent in real ones.

    I think.

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  12. Sheila says:

    s-a-r-c-a-s-m, you freak. :lmao:

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  13. jasmine says:

    Oooohhhh how totally fun Adam, what a great idea. I’m playing!

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  14. Avitable says:

    BPR, good thing!

    Sheila, I’m glad that you know what a noun is.

    Jasmine, cool. I look forward to getting your answers.

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  15. I sent my answers in.

    :boobs1:

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  16. onetallmomma says:

    Adam, if you call me names or make fun of me I will never read your blog again….o.k. that was a lie. Listen, not all of us are computer rocket scientists. Would you please, for the love of God (or you, if you insist)be more explicit with your e-mail address. I actually have my answers to the mad-lib done, gerund and all, but can’t figure out where to send it. Yeah, yeah, too much wine, too many kids and too much sex…I know…it messes with my brain.

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  17. onetallmomma says:

    How do you spell chagrined?

    “at”.

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  18. Avitable says:

    TMP, thanks!

    Onetallmomma, you mean you don’t want me to call you a retard?

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  19. onetallmomma says:

    Frankly, it is well deserved. I will not take it personally, however. While I was unsuccessfully trying to figure out how to email you I made pasta primavera, handled one 5 year old’s temper tantrum, 2 teenage rebellions, 3 phone calls and still managed to do your mad- lib. Retard may be too mild. Bat shit crazy works for me.

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  20. Avitable says:

    Onetallmomma, yeah, you’re definitely crazy!

    Daisy, thanks!

    Reply

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