I had this clever post all ready to go. My eyes were bothering me, so I thought I would just close my eyes and type out a rambling post completely blindly. The plan was that it would be funny because I would make stupid misspellings and errors, and then trying not to go back and correct them would drive me crazy!
Yeah, that didn’t work. Apparently, I type better with my eyes closed. I didn’t make a single mistake, and I was using quotes and parentheses and numbers, too.
Fuck.
Well . . .
Um . . .
Just go buy some Postcards.
And go check out the latest in hilarity in the form of IM conversations over at These Walls!
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Maybe you should have your eyes surgically removed. That way, you’d always type perfectly.
:poke:
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Or you could type with your feet like Daniel Day Lewis in that film I type with my feet
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I can’t type numbers at all unless I’m using the keypad.
But I have tits so it doesn’t matter.
:boobs1:
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Someone needs a hug…
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Maybe it would be more of a challenge to turn your keyboard upside down? :loser:
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LMAO @ Kentucky Girl!!
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You would be a perfect secretary, typing flawless with your eyes closed…
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You can try taping 2 fingers together- that should give you some nice errors
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Um, wow. Yeah. No words.
Except for “arrogant prick” and “worst post ever”.
But if you can’t say anything nice…
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My right eye is really bugging me, very painful. I wonder if I have conjunctivitis AGAIN from my FUCKING ASSHOLE CLIENTS. They’re ALWAYS giving me stuff, and it’s never good.
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Must be nice – some days my hands are apparently like big, meaty paws, just banging on the keyboard. That’s with my eyes wide open. I just can’t outdo you in any way, can I?!
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Dada Avitable…
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How DOES you wife live with such perfection? Maybe she can give my husband pointers on how she does it, since he hasn’t gotten the hang of it yet.
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What were you rambling about?
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Aren’t you smug?
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I highly recommend a trip to my blog. It involves a pimp to your site, fire, and small children. :batting:
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Wow, Britt just isn’t holding back anymore, is she? This is why I have a serious girl crush on her. :rose: :heartbeat:
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Oh! And, I have finally figured out why your posts have sucked so bad lately.
You haven’t been on IM with me… no brain sucking. HAHAHAHHAHA.
I’m your inspiration!!!!
I’m your BRAIN POWER, man!
Without me… your posts are WEAK and SAD!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
And, now, no one will think I am a freak for wearing that aluminum foil cap on my head when I am IM’ing with you. :finger:
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Sheila, only if I can have lasers installed in my empty eye sockets instead.
Dan, clearly, you’re thinking of his other film, “I am an Indian”.
KG, your tits count for you?
Mr. Fabulous, my penis does! How’d you know?
Metalmom, how would I type on it if the keys were flipped upside down?
Turnbaby, you’re only allowed here if you give me props, too.
DB, and I look good in a skirt, too.
Christie, gfpopd oidewa!@
Britt, oh, I think I’ve posted worse than this before. And do you know me?
Poppy, conjunctivitis from an asshole – sounds about right!
Sybil, well, I bet your vagina is nicer than mine.
RW, more of a surrealist.
ADW, she bows when she backs out of a room.
Heather, I was rambling about how I was tired and typing with my eyes closed. Exciting stuff!
TMP, I’m always smug.
Brandi, and a wet dream!
Amy, how she’s possibly surprised by the arrogance just amazes me! And I am on IM, but you just don’t IM me. It’s clearly all your fault.
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It’s just, well, you’re usually able to make arrogance entertaining…
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But it’s just so much more fun to gig you. :batting:
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I already bought the damn postcards! Gimme a real post!
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Twitter: tlkaply
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Blindfolded and upside down, dude. That’s the way to go. :thumbsup:
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Britt, this is true. That’s why I linked to These Walls!
Turnbaby, does gigging involve vaseline and large objects, because if so, I don’t think I’m up for that.
BPR, someday.
Tracy, 7oui’ree gvbr9iliAN6T!
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Wow! Maybe Bossy will try that little trick while driving!
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spear: an implement with a shaft and barbed point used for catching fish
metaphorically of course :poke:
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True. I meant MORE smug. I apologize for not being clear.
:boobs5:
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Sorry–”gig” is a…should have prefaced my last comment *sigh*
And why isn’t gravatar working?
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Bragger! Now do that and test yourself – tell me your WMP. If you beat 80 then I’ll worship you forever
lol
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I don’t believe that you actually type your own posts. I always imagine you dictating to a midget. I imagine you doing lots of stuff to midgets.
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Twitter: thegoddesscher
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:heartbeat: Sure…I finally get some time to go blog jumping and you didn’t post anything relatively interesting. The balls on you, Apeman!
I love yooooooooooooou!!!!
CP.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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I’ll meet you half way. How about I *read* your posts with my eyes closed and see if it still has mistakes.
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Bossy, let me know how that goes!
Turnbaby, that’s a noun. You used it like a verb. Giggity!
TMP, I guess I’ll forgive you.
Cheri, I don’t look at the keyboard when I type anyway, so I realize now that it really makes no difference if my eyes are open or closed.
Mist, I imagine me doing lots of things to midgets, too!
CP, I have months of archives that you’ve missed, though.
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Wayne, good plan.
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*sigh* despite the obvious fact that a lot of nouns are also used as verbs *sigh*
forgot you are both a Yankee and a city boy
*sigh*
You live in Florida–and never heard of frog gigging???
mmmkay
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Turnbaby, yeah, but the definition you gave me was the noun one, not the verb one. You’re a lawyer, too, so you should know the importance of reading something literally!
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yes it usually destroys the fun
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I appreciate that. Now I am smug.
:sexytime:
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Turnbaby, yes, it does.
TMP, you smug bastard.
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