Yesterday, Sheila’s post of pictures of her messy desk inspired me to blatantly steal pay homage to her idea.
My desk is actually a U shape that surrounds me on three sides, so I’ve uploaded photos of all sides of this explosion of paper, gum, toys, rubber vaginas, and other detritus. The photos are 1600X1200, so after you click on them, you can zoom in to see the extent of this horrifying mess.
How bad’s your desk?
Don’t you fucking dare
Avitaweek 2009: For my birthday . . .
Secret message?
Twitter: LeSombre
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Yep, that is messy.
But you know what they say: A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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heh! I am doing this on friday!
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GOOD FUCKING GRIEF.
I don’t even have to enlarge those to know your shit is a disaster area.
I can smugly look down on you now because I just cleaned my computer desk on Sunday.
Na na na boo boo
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oh my god, that makes me anxious just looking at it. Also, is Peter naked? And do you not use a tape measure to measure your penis, or do you keep that one separate?
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I guess Britt working there means you can’t walk around naked anymore, huh?
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Holy shit! And you run a business from there? Maybe you need the gasoline Kentucky Girl suggested…
Pee Ess – Thank you. You made me feel much better about myself. :heartbeat:
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I thought my desk was bad. You are a king. I kept trying to find Waldo in there.
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Good god. I’d need therapy if my desk was ever like that. I’m serious. I would have a massive anxiety attack and die. LOL
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Yep, you’re definitely the king of messy offices. I don’t know how you can even think with all of that “stuff” surrounding you. Now, I don’t feel so bad about my clutter. :boobs5:
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No. Never. That’s ridiculous. I don’t even OWN that much shit through the whole house. Good God no. No. No. No. TAKE IT AWAAAAAY!
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Was Jimmy Hoffa in one of the back corners? :lmao:
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Holy Mother!! I thought my desks were messy. You got me beat by a football field. How do you find anything and when you do find it, is it alive?
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Wow, that is bad. Hmmm…I don’t think I even want to try and compete with this one.
See Sheila, it ain’t that bad!
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You know, I never think about your desk being that messy.
Probably because I’m overwhelmed by the feeling of the fucking walls caving in on me.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. That room would give me seizures. Can I go clean it? Please? Because now it’s going to bug me knowing there’s a room that looks like that.
Oh, you do win points for having hand sanitizer.
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Not that you care what I think…….but how do you work in that disaster!?
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Wow. Impressive, and not in a good way.
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Twitter: LeSombre
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Soooo, is Monday post going to be the same shots, but everything’s squeaky clean? That would be impressive.
And by the way, if you zoom in close enough you can see that the hand sanitizer is actually Astro-Lube in a different container.
And that monitor… I’m so jealous.
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Mike, isn’t it one desk in hand is worth two tupperwares of bush?
BPR, I hope you can top my desk.
Mistress, but if you enlarge them you can see all the funny notes I wrote!
Amanda, I use a ruler because it has centimeters.
Bethie, that’s what you’d think, right? But no.
Sheila, see? Told you yours was squeaky clean!
Melanie, he’s around here somewhere.
KG, wanna come clean it for me?
Geeky, I just stare at my monitor and ignore the rest.
RW, yeah, but you have okapi.
Metalmom, him and Elvis!
ADW, yeah, I gave up trying to find anything a long time ago.
Trish, I tried to tell her it was no big deal.
Britt, crazy whore.
Heather, yes, please come clean it. In the nude.
Kristin, my keyboard and monitor are clean, so that’s all I need.
TMP, I’m used to being impressive in a bad way.
Mike, the monitor is fucking sweet.
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where did you get your mouse?
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Not only is Peter naked in that first picture, but I think he may be holding hands with Groundskeeper Willie.
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Yes, I have okapi. But they are neatly placed and aren’t wading in a sea of gum and paper and toys and pens and paper and books and… more paper.
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OK — I just have to ask. What the hell kind of business are you actually in?
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MP, Office Depot, actually. It’s a five-button Microsoft Optical Mouse, and I’ve never yet found one was good. Actually, I bought seven of them so that I wouldn’t run out for a while.
Y not I, you know what? I think you’re right!
RW, what does your desk look like? I’m intrigued.
Dick, I took pimping from the streets to the web.
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I am really enjoying the irony of hand sanitizer in the middle of …all…that. :banghead:
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Good God, Man! Don’t you let the housekeeper in there or is she too afraid to enter because of the many alters to geekdom?
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Not Even close, avi!
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Honestly, how do you not get bugs? Florida is hot and bugs like hot. You have sugar samples everwhere. If you did have bugs, they’d need a dentist after discovering your office.
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If you send me a ticket, you have a deal.
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If Miss Britt ever goes missing, we’ll know where to look. Dude, that’s messed up. Get it? Messed up. I slay me.
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Personally, i think you straightened it up a bit before snapping those pics. :clap:
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Naturally. That still does not make it a good thing. Or even close to normal.
:boobs1:
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Excuse me, a review of the photo of your left desks shows dirty socks and could that be, no it isn’t, yes it may be, dirty underwear on the floor?
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I would do this but I hardly ever sit at my desk. I mostly sit in my easy chair with my laptop.
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you soooo cannot blame that mess on Britt :boobs4:
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Tracy, I like to keep my hands clean when rooting through all of the shit.
Amy, she doesn’t do much in here other than vacuum. And would that be “altar”?
BPR, I’m surprised. I would have figured that you’d be quite a slob.
Brandi, I have an exterminator who treats the house every three months. I could put a bowl of honey out on the counter for a month and we wouldn’t get any bugs.
Heather, we might have to think about that.
Dragon, you slay you, and your name is Dragon? Veddy clever.
e.Craig, shh.
TMP, oh, no, that IS a good thing.
Trish, I think those are just socks. The underwear is usually in a pile behind Britt when I do my naked happy dances.
Fab, I wonder what type of food packages and lube bottles you’d find in the crevices of that easy chair.
Crazy Lady in Vegas, it was nice and neat until she moved in here!
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Yeah, it would be altar. And, it would have been correct the first time if I hadn’t had smoke alarms going off at 4am this morning.
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Oh even when you post pictures of your mess I feel better! Because on my worst day, my desk does NOT look that bad! Thanks for making me feel neat and organized! However, I love the figurines and gum – I like Trident Tropical Twist, or Orbit Citrus Mint. I am addicted to gum. Sorry, I’m brain dead thanks to allergy meds – carry on.
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That is frightening. Where’s the “pee jar”?
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britt britt britt! i love seeing britt.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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You have THING feet.
I’m jealous.
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Really? What makes you think that?
Also as a man in possession of a penis, go answer my question.
uh. please.
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Amy, did Maggie set the house on fire?
Sybil Law, I am addicted to gum, too. I buy it by the case.
Annie, I just have a catheter installed – it’s easier.
Crystal, will you be seeing her in person? Do you know yet?
NYCWD, they make sounds when you walk with them, too.
BPR, your personality.
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OK. I’ll post a picture of my desk and you can stop being intrigued.
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Hey My Blog Hero, how are things?? :thumbsup: You know, Britt’s boobs are great, but you sent me a kick ass postcard…how about every Wednesday and every other Weekend and all major holidays your My Blog Hero? And with Labor Day coming up, that should count as a major holiday right? Oh what the hell…to clear the air, can I just show you my :boobs5: ?
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Are those ‘used’ socks there on the left side of the floor??????
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what!? My personality is slobby? I’m not sure whether I should be offended of amused..
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That’s what I call a workspace. Everything important easily to hand.
I even have the same Beaker puppet somewhere, but nowhere near as many cool toys.
Just now at the Thrift store I got a Star Wars Luke Skywalker figure with the massive feet and hands.
My desk recently appeared on my blog and is new so still fairly bare right now.
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Have to point out the dirty sock pile in the 3rd picture. I see you didn’t high light that and blame Miss Britt.
Who knew my son was at your house leaving his socks all over there too!
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RW, my intrigue, it has been quelled.
Janelle, you should always feel comfortable coming to me at any point that you want to show your boobs.
Turnbaby, yes they are!
BPR, no you just seem like you’d be unkempt!
Michael, now that it’s new, you have to pop its cherry and start piling the shit on there.
Fogspinner, that’s her fault, too. One of her jobs is to do my laundry, and she’s not doing very well at that part.
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Wow that freakin monitor was at least 4 times wider than Britt!
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Oh. Well in that case, I pick offended
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Does Britt know you are wanking into socks and discarding them just a few inches from her? Hmmm?
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DAMN. I’d commit suicide. seriously.
You’re obviously not a Virgo.
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Y2K Survivor, Britt is tiny – the monitor eclipses her.
BPR, whatever. You are so not offended.
Turnbaby, ew. I’d never wank into anything that my feet have been in. I stem the flow and walk it into the bathroom, which is just a few feet from her.
Tug, nope!
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Twitter: whall
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I’ll be honest here and say that if I participated in this, I’d be dishonest. I’d probably have to add a thing here, move off a thing there, and try to make my desk more impressive than it is, or put something there so I’d have the excuse to blog about it.
Anyone else out there not snapping their EXACT desk at the EXACT time you heard about the meme?
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I like the meat sticker best.
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Wayne, really? You’re a messy desk perfectionist?
Plink, meat is good.
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