The One Where I …
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: September 2007
A Day in the Life of a Fag
Man, there’s a lot of pressure to be funny here today. I’ve known about writing a guest post here for a week, and I gotta tell you, I sat frozen for days wondering exactly what I was going to write … Continue reading
Posted in I am not gay, Substitute Avitable, Whoring
Tagged alien, diary, fag, gay, green-blood, homo, jester, jestertunes
30 Comments
Kitty porn
Hi everyone, Poppy here. Don’t let all the other Substitute Avitables fool you into thinking otherwise: Avi is all about the absolutely filthy, bordering on criminal, sexual perversion. Because I find his predilection for prepubescent school girls fairly disturbing I … Continue reading
King of the Internet
Here is the direct link. Today’s guest post is brought to you by the gorgeous and powerful Crystal.
Billionaire Avitable
I’m Dave from Blogography, and I shouldn’t even be here today. When Avitable asked me to guest-post on his blog, I immediately said “yes” thinking that he was going on a vacation, or needed time to work on a business … Continue reading
Posted in Substitute Avitable
38 Comments
Cooking With Adam
In case you don’t know me, I’m Amy from Amy’s Musings. I know, I know, it must seem very strange for a wholesome, mother of 3 to be friends with someone I affectionately refer to as “The Anti-Christ” but I … Continue reading
Posted in Substitute Avitable
28 Comments
Tha Man, The Myth, The Legend
So, who is surprised that I am guest posting? Not you? Or you? Oh you KNEW I’d be on the list, did you? Shame on you. You all should be shocked. Because if you understood the dynamic of the Miss … Continue reading
Posted in Substitute Avitable
45 Comments
I am looking for investors…
…for my latest and greatest idea: a chain of candlepin bowling alleys called Fuck-a-Baby Bowl-a-Rama. There are too many babies. I think we can all agree on that, especially in all those third world countries. Most of them are going … Continue reading
Posted in Substitute Avitable
Tagged avitable, babies, guest blogging, mr.-fabulous, pointless-drivel
37 Comments
Oh This Is Ridiculous!
My name is RW and I will never come back here again. When I logged on I had a post all ready to go on my clipboard and all I was going to have to do was paste it and … Continue reading
Posted in Substitute Avitable
34 Comments
Guests and a weiner
I’m taking a week off of blogging. From tomorrow until next Sunday, I won’t be posting. I’ll still be reading and commenting, but I’m giving myself a bit of a break. Luckily, I’ve got quite the roster of guest bloggers … Continue reading
Important question
So, I’m working on my huge mondo Halloween party that we’re having this year and I’m having trouble with a costume idea. I have two questions: 1. How much nudity is too much nudity? 2. Does anyone have a good … Continue reading








