Monthly Archives: September 2007

A Day in the Life of a Fag

Man, there’s a lot of pressure to be funny here today. I’ve known about writing a guest post here for a week, and I gotta tell you, I sat frozen for days wondering exactly what I was going to write … Continue reading

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Kitty porn

Hi everyone, Poppy here. Don’t let all the other Substitute Avitables fool you into thinking otherwise: Avi is all about the absolutely filthy, bordering on criminal, sexual perversion. Because I find his predilection for prepubescent school girls fairly disturbing I … Continue reading

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King of the Internet

Here is the direct link. Today’s guest post is brought to you by the gorgeous and powerful Crystal.

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Billionaire Avitable

I’m Dave from Blogography, and I shouldn’t even be here today. When Avitable asked me to guest-post on his blog, I immediately said “yes” thinking that he was going on a vacation, or needed time to work on a business … Continue reading

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Cooking With Adam

In case you don’t know me, I’m Amy from Amy’s Musings. I know, I know, it must seem very strange for a wholesome, mother of 3 to be friends with someone I affectionately refer to as “The Anti-Christ” but I … Continue reading

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Tha Man, The Myth, The Legend

So, who is surprised that I am guest posting? Not you? Or you? Oh you KNEW I’d be on the list, did you? Shame on you. You all should be shocked. Because if you understood the dynamic of the Miss … Continue reading

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I am looking for investors…

…for my latest and greatest idea: a chain of candlepin bowling alleys called Fuck-a-Baby Bowl-a-Rama. There are too many babies. I think we can all agree on that, especially in all those third world countries. Most of them are going … Continue reading

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Oh This Is Ridiculous!

My name is RW and I will never come back here again. When I logged on I had a post all ready to go on my clipboard and all I was going to have to do was paste it and … Continue reading

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Guests and a weiner

I’m taking a week off of blogging. From tomorrow until next Sunday, I won’t be posting. I’ll still be reading and commenting, but I’m giving myself a bit of a break. Luckily, I’ve got quite the roster of guest bloggers … Continue reading

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Important question

So, I’m working on my huge mondo Halloween party that we’re having this year and I’m having trouble with a costume idea. I have two questions: 1. How much nudity is too much nudity? 2. Does anyone have a good … Continue reading

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