Comments on: And it begins . . . http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/ Where tact goes to die Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:08:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Sybil Law http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10424 Sybil Law Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:56:48 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10424 I think your wife is irreplaceable. Thank God. For us. :lmao: I think your wife is irreplaceable.
Thank God. For us. :lmao:

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10411 Avitable Wed, 05 Sep 2007 23:09:39 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10411 <b>Britt</b>, my shirts feel pain! <b>DB</b>, I might be willing to stretch it a bit for a hottie from the Netherlands. <b>Cat</b>, I just do as I'm told, that's all. Britt, my shirts feel pain!

DB, I might be willing to stretch it a bit for a hottie from the Netherlands.

Cat, I just do as I’m told, that’s all.

]]> By: cat http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10380 cat Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:21:06 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10380 Does she stir your cereal before serving it, too? You're such a big baby! lol : ) Does she stir your cereal before serving it, too? You’re such a big baby! lol : )

]]> By: DutchBitch http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10370 DutchBitch Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:38:24 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10370 OK... I was all there until the 12-14 seconds sex thing... No can't do... After 5 years of drought I don't think I have that much control over myself... :boobs3: OK… I was all there until the 12-14 seconds sex thing… No can’t do… After 5 years of drought I don’t think I have that much control over myself… :boobs3:

]]> By: Miss Britt http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10367 Miss Britt Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:30:35 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10367 Um... sure... I can try. Although, you big fucking baby, if I went through the SHIRT the likeliness of you being scarred for life is very slim. Um… sure… I can try.

Although, you big fucking baby, if I went through the SHIRT the likeliness of you being scarred for life is very slim.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10365 Avitable Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:24:00 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10365 Can't you at least pretend you're not going to scar me for the rest of my life? Can’t you at least pretend you’re not going to scar me for the rest of my life?

]]> By: Miss Britt http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10364 Miss Britt Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:20:19 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10364 Please read previous comment on earlier post about how I do not lie. Please read previous comment on earlier post about how I do not lie.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10360 Avitable Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:39:51 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10360 <b>Brandi</b>, bravo! Now all you have to do is pass the final test of being 5'10", 125 lbs, and eat like a rabbit - no meat allowed. <b>Britt</b>, you're supposed to say "I would never put my cigarettes out on him!" Brandi, bravo! Now all you have to do is pass the final test of being 5’10″, 125 lbs, and eat like a rabbit – no meat allowed.

Britt, you’re supposed to say “I would never put my cigarettes out on him!”

]]> By: Miss Britt http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10357 Miss Britt Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:57:02 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10357 Well done, Brandi! :clap: :thumbsup: Well done, Brandi! :clap: :thumbsup:

]]> By: Brandi http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10322 Brandi Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:17:15 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/04/and-it-begins/#comment-10322 Found: Strong-willed woman to grumble while cleaning dishes, do laundry, hang shirts that can't be dried in the dryer, wash dog, tidy house, go to the movies thirty minutes ahead of time if it means I get tons of cheap tasting movie foods, change sheets, put toilet paper on the dispenser, make others laugh, pick up and bleach socks, get the mail, kill all of the plants, change light bulbs that do not require a ladder or anything past my tippy toes, go grocery shopping, do small home repair that does not include plumbing or electricity, walk dog, fill soap dispensers, feed dog, call someone to clean gutters and/or fix roof, put steak out to thaw, sew holes in my shirts after Britt puts her cigs out on your chest, throw away my shredded socks and underwear and all other clothing that makes you look poor and dirty, laughs at most jokes, give dog medicine, tie my shoelaces, pinch my butt, and wake me up in the morning. Is certified in CPR and is willing to give stitches without asking any questions to why it was you got shot; and be able to stare down a rhino with a condescending look. Found: Strong-willed woman to grumble while cleaning dishes, do laundry, hang shirts that can’t be dried in the dryer, wash dog, tidy house, go to the movies thirty minutes ahead of time if it means I get tons of cheap tasting movie foods, change sheets, put toilet paper on the dispenser, make others laugh, pick up and bleach socks, get the mail, kill all of the plants, change light bulbs that do not require a ladder or anything past my tippy toes, go grocery shopping, do small home repair that does not include plumbing or electricity, walk dog, fill soap dispensers, feed dog, call someone to clean gutters and/or fix roof, put steak out to thaw, sew holes in my shirts after Britt puts her cigs out on your chest, throw away my shredded socks and underwear and all other clothing that makes you look poor and dirty, laughs at most jokes, give dog medicine, tie my shoelaces, pinch my butt, and wake me up in the morning. Is certified in CPR and is willing to give stitches without asking any questions to why it was you got shot; and be able to stare down a rhino with a condescending look.

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