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It’s been too long

I’ve been way too fucking tame on this blog recently.

I tried to find a way to embed this directly, but I’ve failed. So far.

So you’ll have to go check it out yourself. Just don’t look at it while at work. Or at home with kids or grandma in the background.

Haven’t you always wanted to see a guy give a dolphin a blowjob?

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84 Replies to “It’s been too long”

  1. ADW

    My eyes, my eyes. Effin’ hell, why do I let the vision of you sitting on one of my shoulders saying “I dare ya, c’mon click it, I dare ya. Pussy!” egg me on to click those links? G-ross.

  2. Avitable

    Amanda, I was searching for something that I hadn’t posted yet. You have seen the snake video on here, right?

    BPR, pussy.

    AnnieB, are you a pro at dolphin sex?

    Sheila, but clicking is the smart thing to do!

    Mike, really? No sense of adventure?

    Kirsten, is your tat of a dolphin’s penis?

    NYCWD, I’m ashamed at you.

    Geeky, c’mmmmmonnnnnn!

    Dan, did I just break your mind?

    Mr. Fabulous, you weren’t sorry this time, were you? I bet you surfed around on that site for hours.

    Heather, I can make my own gorilla porn.

    ADW, I am so glad that you have a little devil Avi sitting on your shoulder. Am I there when you’re naked, too?

    TrishK, it can be a Flipper Flapper.

    Poppy, don’t you love dolphins? Wouldn’t you want to see someone else love dolphins too?

    Frankie, would I joke?

  3. Miss Britt

    :puke: :puke: :puke:
    OMFG. I couldn’t even watch the video. The fucking screen shot was enough to send me into convulsions.

    Is therapy covered by my fucking health plan?

    (and after this you are SOO getting me a better fucking benefits package)

  4. Geeky Tai-Tai

    So, you’re sayin’ you want a sweet, innocent, young woman to get her ass spanked? Is that what you’re saying???

    I was looking for a “smiley”, but I can’t find the one I need for this. I’ll just go with :woohoo: and :sexytime:

  5. Avitable

    AnnieB, I shall like to see this repertoire.

    J, wanna go to Sea World?

    Britt, I think I’m going to make the dolphin squeal when he orgasms my ring tone, just for you.

    Heather, of course! I’m a frequent contributor.

    TMP, oh, you should be tempted.

    Geeky, you’d get caned for that?

    Dawn, and here I thought you had a set of balls. I’m disappointed.

    Poppy, dolphins are awesome! I want one for my backyard. Not for blowing, though.

    Amy, oh, I’m horrified by it, too.

    Trish, where’s your sense of adventure?

  6. Brandi

    I’m surprised at all the different shapes the penis comes in. I suppose I’ve grown used to the standard human penis. I don’t think I’ll venture into anything more exotic than that. By the way, that guy looked like a trainer. I really want to know what the possible purpose of that act could be. They didn’t catch the sperm for artificial insemination or testing. This is a mystery.

  7. Britt's mom

    Hmmmmm. Somehow I’ve never even thought of dohphins having penises – why, I can’t imagine.

    And no, I didn’t click. Imagine my living situation. S.U.I.C.I.D.E.

    Note to Miss Britt. AVI IS NOT WATCHING MY GRANDCHILDREN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Kentucky Girl

    Holy GROSS SHIT, Batman! The guy had to SPIT OUT DOLPHIN CUM into the pool. Seriously. That is pretty fucking disgusting. But weird. What is with the shape of that penis? The head of it has a brain of it’s own all moving around weird like that. Heh. Gross. :bukkake:

  9. Avitable

    Britt, maybe I can whip up a cool re-mix of the two.

    Brandi, I think they have to occasionally get the dolphins off so that they’re not too randy if they’re swimming with trainers or with visitors to whatever park or zoo that is.

    Mom, I thought we were family!

    RW, I knew that. I wonder if Mrs. RW is willing, though?

    TMP, c’mmmmmoooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn. It will be fun!

    KG, doesn’t everyone’s penis look like that? Uhoh.

  10. ygraine

    avi, you’re filthy and debauched..irresistably so. and is it just me, or does the wiggly tip of dolphin penis remind anyone else of that skittles commercial…the one with the guy with the looong-ass beard, who could wiggle it around and pick up skittles with it????

  11. Avitable

    RW, yeah, KG really got into it.

    TMP, oh, it won’t scar you. I promise!

    Denise, wow – I knew you were awesome!

    Ygraine, I think you’ve been tasting the rainbow a bit too much.

    Kal, luckily the Internet Police don’t know every activity we do on our computers. And you watched the snake video, right?

    Tug, you watched it? And it didn’t kill you?

    Trish, well, at least you made it to the screen shot.

    Mike, I think dolphins must all suffer from premature ejaculation.

    Poppy, unnatural? Dolphins are my favorite animal, mainly because they’re so smart. I’d love to be able to afford a huge tank with a couple of dolphins in my back yard someday.

  12. marin

    hey! Wadja mean about grandma. I’m the grandma and this dosnt surprise me in the least. You will be forever trying to up one on that gross snake fucker. i think you and Britt have decided to really go for some real shocking shit for some sort of “bad” ratings. Big deal. Its so fucking immature of you both. :sexytime: :jerkoff2:

  13. Tug

    Nope didn’t kill me. :woohoo: :boobs1: :boobs5: Just WHY. Seriously. There are some grandmas out here wanting some love (without penii {??} granted), but DOLPHINS? Just sayin’……….. :assshake: :sex023: :boobs3:

  14. Sybil Law

    DUDE! Oh I clicked. I must have missed the snake thing, but I am okay with that. I didn’t think it could possibly be true, but the proof is in the … dolphin pudding. And by pudding I mean spooge.
    Oh Man.
    That only took seconds! Poor girly dolphins.
    No vomit smiley? Haha

  15. Kal Jones

    That kitty video was horrible enough. So is this the kind of stuff you do when your wife’s away? Look up dolphin porn?

    And I finally got it to work.

    I don’t think I can go to work tomorrow. I may have to drink this memory away.

  16. Geeky Tai-Tai

    Actually, I don’t think they cane women, but I’ve read about men getting jail time for bringing porn into the country. It is also illegal to have on a computer. Prostitution is legal though. Doesn’t make a bit of sense to me. :boobs5:

  17. Avitable

    Tug, dolphins are people too!

    Sybil, you have to go see the snake video. I linked to it in the comments. Trust me – you want to see it. And here’s the vomit smiley: :puke:

    Kal, try scraping your brain with a spoon. That might work, too.

    Geeky, how do they know if you have porn on your computer? Are they allowed to do searches and stuff?

    Betty, oh, I’m sure every anti-pet cruelty organization in the world has heard about this site. It was launched at the same time as Godtube, which is a fundamentalist Christian version of Youtube. I don’t know which of the two is more horrifying.

  18. Geeky Tai-Tai

    One thing that is made very clear when entering this country: Follow the rules… or you will be jailed, caned, executed, or if one is fortunate, deported and never allowed to return. There are under-cover police and other means of monitoring the citizenry and expatriates. This country is a tiny red dot on the map of the world but, they’ve got things under control.

  19. Geeky Tai-Tai

    I’m just curious, how is the U.S. “democracy” different than Singaporean democracy these days? *ahem*

    To be quite honest, we were a bit hesitant at first, but if one is a law-abiding citizen in any other country? No worries.

  20. Avitable

    Yeah, I have a problem being told that I can’t do something. Especially in Singapore, where something as simple as spitting gum out can get you in trouble. Little laws and ordinances and stuff just get in the way, so I tend to ignore them.

  21. Geeky Tai-Tai

    Actually, it’s not that big a deal. I chew gum all of the time. There are trash cans EVERYWHERE, but still locals litter. That’s why they have the strict laws and governmental campaigns. The laws aren’t directed toward the tourists and ex-pats. The government wants to make the place good for tourism and business. So, the laws are aimed at locals.

    There’s something about the Asian culture. Locals tend to feel that it’s beneath them to pick up after themselves. So they don’t. The majority (98% +/-) live in subsidized housing, yet that same majority also employs a live-in maid. Yes, it’s a beginner’s Asia, but it is Asia.

    You could live here temporarily. It’s hot and steamy as hell (yes, you would find a cave to live in), but the women are gorgeous and the food is FABULOUS!

  22. Avitable

    Geeky, nope. But between my BA in East Asian Studies and my massive porn collection, I’ve seen my share of Asian women and have yet to find one who I truly found attractive.

    NYCWD, aversion? Do you mean predilection?

  23. Geeky Tai-Tai

    Damn! I wish I’d a gotten a secret-squirrel pic of the he/she who likes to hang around Orchard Towers. Honestly, he/she’s got to be the sorriest-looking person I’ve ever seen, but he/she’s always very well-dressed.

    Tonight, while I was having dinner at Esmirada on Orchard, there was a crew cutting away a perfectly nice park bench. I asked the waiter why they were getting rid of the bench. He looked at me and said, “Madam, there are too many working girls sitting there in the evenings.” He had a sad look on his face… as in, he enjoyed watching the “working girls”.

    :sex023:

  24. Mistress

    I’ve been an ASPCA member for 6 years and it would violate the code of ethics to witness this.

    But thanks for describing the video before I clicked and regretted it for the rest of my natural life.

    You rule.

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