It's been too long
I've been way too fucking tame on this blog recently.
I tried to find a way to embed this directly, but I've failed. So far.
So you'll have to go check it out yourself. Just don't look at it while at work. Or at home with kids or grandma in the background.
Haven't you always wanted to see a guy give a dolphin a blowjob?
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why were you looking up bestiality porn? lol I totally didn't realize what that was (even though you clearly say what it is in the text for the link), so I clicked on it. And now I know.
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for those of you , like me, who are afraid to click Avitable's nasty link,
I present :
Laser Kitty http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IUa53ZPMS50
Sorry Avi, but I still see penis in snake when I look at my snakes!
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Amateur.
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Sheila No Clicky!
Noooooo.
Much to smart to clicky.
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Dude, that's wrong. I'm not even clicking.
I kinda missed that from you.
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I think I need to go get my tattoo removed. I'll never look at dolphins the same way again. Or my dinner, for that matter.
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I'm not clicking.
The snake fucking was enough for me.
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Nope, not gonna do it… I don't want to get thrown in jail and caned for porn on my pc. :puke:
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Dear god
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Why do I click? I KNOW I'm gonna be sorry. I KNOW that. And I click anyway…
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Aw now there's the Avi we all know and love.
You were looking for monkey porn, weren't you?
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My eyes, my eyes. Effin' hell, why do I let the vision of you sitting on one of my shoulders saying "I dare ya, c'mon click it, I dare ya. Pussy!" egg me on to click those links? G-ross.
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Sorry, not going to do it…can't do it…I want my thoughts of dolphins to be like Flipper…not Flapper.
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I'm with Dawg.
Err, I mean, I'm not clicking that link.
I'm not with Dawg. I'd never be so presumptuous.
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Somehow in my mostly asleep state I thought the link was a joke. WHY? DEAR GOD WHY? I will not be able to sleep for days now.
Thanks
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But Poppy… of you're not with me… then that means you're against me!!!
:crying:
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Amanda, I was searching for something that I hadn't posted yet. You have seen the snake video on here, right?
BPR, pussy.
AnnieB, are you a pro at dolphin sex?
Sheila, but clicking is the smart thing to do!
Mike, really? No sense of adventure?
Kirsten, is your tat of a dolphin's penis?
NYCWD, I'm ashamed at you.
Geeky, c'mmmmmonnnnnn!
Dan, did I just break your mind?
Mr. Fabulous, you weren't sorry this time, were you? I bet you surfed around on that site for hours.
Heather, I can make my own gorilla porn.
ADW, I am so glad that you have a little devil Avi sitting on your shoulder. Am I there when you're naked, too?
TrishK, it can be a Flipper Flapper.
Poppy, don't you love dolphins? Wouldn't you want to see someone else love dolphins too?
Frankie, would I joke?
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It's a specialty of my lengthy repertoire.
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OMFG. I am scarred for life.
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:puke: :puke: :puke:
OMFG. I couldn't even watch the video. The fucking screen shot was enough to send me into convulsions.
Is therapy covered by my fucking health plan?
(and after this you are SOO getting me a better fucking benefits package)
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Do you post it on that site?
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Thank GOD I am at work. I am not even tempted to try to look.
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So, you're sayin' you want a sweet, innocent, young woman to get her ass spanked? Is that what you're saying???
I was looking for a "smiley", but I can't find the one I need for this. I'll just go with :woohoo: and :sexytime:
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I'm still haunted by visions of Snake Fucker. I think I'll pass this time…lol
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Dawg: Ohhhhh, no. I (heh) didn't mean it that way. Not against you.
Avi: Dolphins are freaky.
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Not clicking. The thought of it is just wrong on too many levels.
Seriously… that whole desensitized thing you have going? It's not right… nooooot riiiiiight.
:poke:
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I prefer Blues link!
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AnnieB, I shall like to see this repertoire.
J, wanna go to Sea World?
Britt, I think I'm going to make the dolphin squeal when he orgasms my ring tone, just for you.
Heather, of course! I'm a frequent contributor.
TMP, oh, you should be tempted.
Geeky, you'd get caned for that?
Dawn, and here I thought you had a set of balls. I'm disappointed.
Poppy, dolphins are awesome! I want one for my backyard. Not for blowing, though.
Amy, oh, I'm horrified by it, too.
Trish, where's your sense of adventure?
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Really? You would really give up "Adam you cocksuckinsonofabitch" for dolphin O?
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I'm surprised at all the different shapes the penis comes in. I suppose I've grown used to the standard human penis. I don't think I'll venture into anything more exotic than that. By the way, that guy looked like a trainer. I really want to know what the possible purpose of that act could be. They didn't catch the sperm for artificial insemination or testing. This is a mystery.
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Hmmmmm. Somehow I've never even thought of dohphins having penises – why, I can't imagine.
And no, I didn't click. Imagine my living situation. S.U.I.C.I.D.E.
Note to Miss Britt. AVI IS NOT WATCHING MY GRANDCHILDREN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nope.
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Nope. I am honestly not going to even look when I am home.
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Holy GROSS SHIT, Batman! The guy had to SPIT OUT DOLPHIN CUM into the pool. Seriously. That is pretty fucking disgusting. But weird. What is with the shape of that penis? The head of it has a brain of it's own all moving around weird like that. Heh. Gross. :bukkake:
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Britt, maybe I can whip up a cool re-mix of the two.
Brandi, I think they have to occasionally get the dolphins off so that they're not too randy if they're swimming with trainers or with visitors to whatever park or zoo that is.
Mom, I thought we were family!
RW, I knew that. I wonder if Mrs. RW is willing, though?
TMP, c'mmmmmoooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn. It will be fun!
KG, doesn't everyone's penis look like that? Uhoh.
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No idea. Maybe. But you asked "haven't you always wanted to see…" and… well… I answered. And after reading KG's answer, I now realize I did the right thing. heh…
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Are you gonna pay for my therapy? Yeah, thought so. That is why I am NOT gonna look.
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Is it sad that I wasted almost 40 minutes watching other videos from that site this morning? I almost laughed coffee out of my nose…great stuff!
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avi, you're filthy and debauched..irresistably so. and is it just me, or does the wiggly tip of dolphin penis remind anyone else of that skittles commercial…the one with the guy with the looong-ass beard, who could wiggle it around and pick up skittles with it????
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Why? And this really can't be legal to watch, can it?
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you HAIRY RATBASTARD. Just HAD to say grandma so I'd look, didn't you.
fucker.
:sex014: :assshake: :deadhorse:
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My sense of adventure disappeared with the screen shot. I look down at my cute little dolphin tattoo on my..well never mind.
Besides after reading the comments no one has to watch the video.
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Okay I admit I clicked.
Either this guy has really good technique, or this dolphin is a premature ejaculator.
;-)
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MIKEY! I cannot BELIEVE you clicked that! I am telling the Zadorables.
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But they make that freaky chittering noise! So unnatural.
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This is one of those moments where I think that the internet is a bad, bad thing.
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RW, yeah, KG really got into it.
TMP, oh, it won't scar you. I promise!
Denise, wow – I knew you were awesome!
Ygraine, I think you've been tasting the rainbow a bit too much.
Kal, luckily the Internet Police don't know every activity we do on our computers. And you watched the snake video, right?
Tug, you watched it? And it didn't kill you?
Trish, well, at least you made it to the screen shot.
Mike, I think dolphins must all suffer from premature ejaculation.
Poppy, unnatural? Dolphins are my favorite animal, mainly because they're so smart. I'd love to be able to afford a huge tank with a couple of dolphins in my back yard someday.
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Mist, is it worse or better than the snake video?
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hey! Wadja mean about grandma. I'm the grandma and this dosnt surprise me in the least. You will be forever trying to up one on that gross snake fucker. i think you and Britt have decided to really go for some real shocking shit for some sort of "bad" ratings. Big deal. Its so fucking immature of you both. :sexytime: :jerkoff2:
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Marin, I seriously don't know what the holy fuck you're talking about with regards to ratings. And I don't give a shit, either.
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Nope didn't kill me. :woohoo: :boobs1: :boobs5: Just WHY. Seriously. There are some grandmas out here wanting some love (without penii {??} granted), but DOLPHINS? Just sayin'……….. :assshake: :sex023: :boobs3:
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And ditto w/ your response on
marin
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DUDE! Oh I clicked. I must have missed the snake thing, but I am okay with that. I didn't think it could possibly be true, but the proof is in the … dolphin pudding. And by pudding I mean spooge.
Oh Man.
That only took seconds! Poor girly dolphins.
No vomit smiley? Haha
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That kitty video was horrible enough. So is this the kind of stuff you do when your wife's away? Look up dolphin porn?
And I finally got it to work.
I don't think I can go to work tomorrow. I may have to drink this memory away.
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Actually, I don't think they cane women, but I've read about men getting jail time for bringing porn into the country. It is also illegal to have on a computer. Prostitution is legal though. Doesn't make a bit of sense to me. :boobs5:
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oh my god. I cannot believe what I just saw. Does the RSPCA know about this site? rancid.
I'm blogging about it. Yuc.
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Tug, dolphins are people too!
Sybil, you have to go see the snake video. I linked to it in the comments. Trust me – you want to see it. And here's the vomit smiley: :puke:
Kal, try scraping your brain with a spoon. That might work, too.
Geeky, how do they know if you have porn on your computer? Are they allowed to do searches and stuff?
Betty, oh, I'm sure every anti-pet cruelty organization in the world has heard about this site. It was launched at the same time as Godtube, which is a fundamentalist Christian version of Youtube. I don't know which of the two is more horrifying.
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One thing that is made very clear when entering this country: Follow the rules… or you will be jailed, caned, executed, or if one is fortunate, deported and never allowed to return. There are under-cover police and other means of monitoring the citizenry and expatriates. This country is a tiny red dot on the map of the world but, they've got things under control.
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That's what I've heard. I don't think I'd survive there.
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I'm just curious, how is the U.S. "democracy" different than Singaporean democracy these days? *ahem*
To be quite honest, we were a bit hesitant at first, but if one is a law-abiding citizen in any other country? No worries.
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Yeah, I have a problem being told that I can't do something. Especially in Singapore, where something as simple as spitting gum out can get you in trouble. Little laws and ordinances and stuff just get in the way, so I tend to ignore them.
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Actually, it's not that big a deal. I chew gum all of the time. There are trash cans EVERYWHERE, but still locals litter. That's why they have the strict laws and governmental campaigns. The laws aren't directed toward the tourists and ex-pats. The government wants to make the place good for tourism and business. So, the laws are aimed at locals.
There's something about the Asian culture. Locals tend to feel that it's beneath them to pick up after themselves. So they don't. The majority (98% +/-) live in subsidized housing, yet that same majority also employs a live-in maid. Yes, it's a beginner's Asia, but it is Asia.
You could live here temporarily. It's hot and steamy as hell (yes, you would find a cave to live in), but the women are gorgeous and the food is FABULOUS!
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I've never had an affinity for Asian women.
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You haven't been to Asia yet, have you? Jeezus! I'm hot after most of these women!
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Sounds like I need to go to Singapore… I've always had an aversion for the Asians.
It's just the caning and imprisonment thing that I don't feel… like in Crystal Palace.
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Geeky, nope. But between my BA in East Asian Studies and my massive porn collection, I've seen my share of Asian women and have yet to find one who I truly found attractive.
NYCWD, aversion? Do you mean predilection?
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Yeah that too.
Bottom line… I want to love them long time.
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No, I didn't forget that, nor did I forget your Doctorate of Jurisprudence… but what about those Thai girls??? :assshake:
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NYCWD, I see.
Geeky, maybe the ladyboys instead.
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You guys know this is my Friday night… right? I've had a few :martini: :martini: :martini: :lmao: I've been a single gal since my big-ass birthday!
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Living the bachelorette life right now? Sounds like fun!
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I haven't watched this yet, just letting you know that I plan to.
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Damn! I wish I'd a gotten a secret-squirrel pic of the he/she who likes to hang around Orchard Towers. Honestly, he/she's got to be the sorriest-looking person I've ever seen, but he/she's always very well-dressed.
Tonight, while I was having dinner at Esmirada on Orchard, there was a crew cutting away a perfectly nice park bench. I asked the waiter why they were getting rid of the bench. He looked at me and said, "Madam, there are too many working girls sitting there in the evenings." He had a sad look on his face… as in, he enjoyed watching the "working girls".
:sex023:
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i cannot express to you how much that scandalizes me.
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Robin, good!
Geeky, I feel like I just walked into the middle of a conversation.
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Crys, oh, you loved it.
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Uh, yeah! :batting:
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Heh.
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Oh yeah! Nice vomit smiley!
Yeah, um… I saw the link, but I am scared. Although, snakes aren't as "cute" as dolphons, so maybe it won't be as disturbing.
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geeky, it's legal to watch porn in singapore
http://www.mda.gov.sg/wms.www/1001qns.aspx?sid=165&fid=-1&qid=1429#HtmlAnchor_Anchor
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Sybil Law, it's not as disturbing, but it is a close second.
Grouch, thanks for the info!
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I was waiting for it to play and I couldn't watch it. I hate watching fellatio much less on a Dolphin.
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Robin, you should do some mouth-stretching exercises. Then maybe you wouldn't hate it quite so much.
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I've been an ASPCA member for 6 years and it would violate the code of ethics to witness this.
But thanks for describing the video before I clicked and regretted it for the rest of my natural life.
You rule.
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