I've been way too fucking tame on this blog recently.
I tried to find a way to embed this directly, but I've failed. So far.
So you'll have to go check it out yourself. Just don't look at it while at work. Or at home with kids or grandma in the background.
Haven't you always wanted to see a guy give a dolphin a blowjob?
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why were you looking up bestiality porn? lol I totally didn't realize what that was (even though you clearly say what it is in the text for the link), so I clicked on it. And now I know.
Comments by Amanda
for those of you , like me, who are afraid to click Avitable's nasty link,
I present :
Laser Kitty http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IUa53ZPMS50
Sorry Avi, but I still see penis in snake when I look at my snakes!
Comments by bluepaintred
Amateur.
Comments by AnnieB
Sheila No Clicky!
Noooooo.
Much to smart to clicky.
Comments by Sheila
Dude, that's wrong. I'm not even clicking.
I kinda missed that from you. :-)
Comments by Mike
I think I need to go get my tattoo removed. I'll never look at dolphins the same way again. Or my dinner, for that matter.
Comments by Kirsten
I'm not clicking.
The snake fucking was enough for me.
Comments by NYCWD
Nope, not gonna do it... I don't want to get thrown in jail and caned for porn on my pc.
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
Dear god
Comments by Dan
Why do I click? I KNOW I'm gonna be sorry. I KNOW that. And I click anyway...
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Aw now there's the Avi we all know and love.
You were looking for monkey porn, weren't you?
Comments by heather
My eyes, my eyes. Effin' hell, why do I let the vision of you sitting on one of my shoulders saying "I dare ya, c'mon click it, I dare ya. Pussy!" egg me on to click those links? G-ross.
Comments by ADW
Sorry, not going to do it...can't do it...I want my thoughts of dolphins to be like Flipper...not Flapper.
Comments by Trishk
I'm with Dawg.
Err, I mean, I'm not clicking that link.
I'm not with Dawg. I'd never be so presumptuous.
Comments by Poppy
Somehow in my mostly asleep state I thought the link was a joke. WHY? DEAR GOD WHY? I will not be able to sleep for days now.
Thanks
Comments by Frankie
But Poppy... of you're not with me... then that means you're against me!!!
Comments by NYCWD
Amanda, I was searching for something that I hadn't posted yet. You have seen the snake video on here, right?
BPR, pussy.
AnnieB, are you a pro at dolphin sex?
Sheila, but clicking is the smart thing to do!
Mike, really? No sense of adventure?
Kirsten, is your tat of a dolphin's penis?
NYCWD, I'm ashamed at you.
Geeky, c'mmmmmonnnnnn!
Dan, did I just break your mind?
Mr. Fabulous, you weren't sorry this time, were you? I bet you surfed around on that site for hours.
Heather, I can make my own gorilla porn.
ADW, I am so glad that you have a little devil Avi sitting on your shoulder. Am I there when you're naked, too?
TrishK, it can be a Flipper Flapper.
Poppy, don't you love dolphins? Wouldn't you want to see someone else love dolphins too?
Frankie, would I joke?
Comments by Avitable
It's a specialty of my lengthy repertoire.
Comments by AnnieB
OMFG. I am scarred for life.
Comments by J.
OMFG. I couldn't even watch the video. The fucking screen shot was enough to send me into convulsions.
Is therapy covered by my fucking health plan?
(and after this you are SOO getting me a better fucking benefits package)
Comments by Miss Britt
Do you post it on that site?
Comments by heather
Thank GOD I am at work. I am not even tempted to try to look.
Comments by themuttprincess
So, you're sayin' you want a sweet, innocent, young woman to get her ass spanked? Is that what you're saying???
I was looking for a "smiley", but I can't find the one I need for this. I'll just go with
and 
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
I'm still haunted by visions of Snake Fucker. I think I'll pass this time...lol
Comments by Webmiztris
Dawg: Ohhhhh, no. I (heh) didn't mean it that way. Not against you.
Avi: Dolphins are freaky.
Comments by Poppy
Not clicking. The thought of it is just wrong on too many levels.
Seriously... that whole desensitized thing you have going? It's not right... nooooot riiiiiight.
Comments by Amy
I prefer Blues link!
Comments by Trish
AnnieB, I shall like to see this repertoire.
J, wanna go to Sea World?
Britt, I think I'm going to make the dolphin squeal when he orgasms my ring tone, just for you.
Heather, of course! I'm a frequent contributor.
TMP, oh, you should be tempted.
Geeky, you'd get caned for that?
Dawn, and here I thought you had a set of balls. I'm disappointed.
Poppy, dolphins are awesome! I want one for my backyard. Not for blowing, though.
Amy, oh, I'm horrified by it, too.
Trish, where's your sense of adventure?
Comments by Avitable
Really? You would really give up "Adam you cocksuckinsonofabitch" for dolphin O?
Comments by Miss Britt
I'm surprised at all the different shapes the penis comes in. I suppose I've grown used to the standard human penis. I don't think I'll venture into anything more exotic than that. By the way, that guy looked like a trainer. I really want to know what the possible purpose of that act could be. They didn't catch the sperm for artificial insemination or testing. This is a mystery.
Comments by Brandi
Hmmmmm. Somehow I've never even thought of dohphins having penises - why, I can't imagine.
And no, I didn't click. Imagine my living situation. S.U.I.C.I.D.E.
Note to Miss Britt. AVI IS NOT WATCHING MY GRANDCHILDREN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments by Britt's mom
Nope.
Comments by RW
Nope. I am honestly not going to even look when I am home.
Comments by themuttprincess
Holy GROSS SHIT, Batman! The guy had to SPIT OUT DOLPHIN CUM into the pool. Seriously. That is pretty fucking disgusting. But weird. What is with the shape of that penis? The head of it has a brain of it's own all moving around weird like that. Heh. Gross.
Comments by Kentucky Girl
Britt, maybe I can whip up a cool re-mix of the two.
Brandi, I think they have to occasionally get the dolphins off so that they're not too randy if they're swimming with trainers or with visitors to whatever park or zoo that is.
Mom, I thought we were family!
RW, I knew that. I wonder if Mrs. RW is willing, though?
TMP, c'mmmmmoooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn. It will be fun!
KG, doesn't everyone's penis look like that? Uhoh.
Comments by Avitable
No idea. Maybe. But you asked "haven't you always wanted to see..." and... well... I answered. And after reading KG's answer, I now realize I did the right thing. heh...
Comments by RW
Are you gonna pay for my therapy? Yeah, thought so. That is why I am NOT gonna look.
Comments by themuttprincess
Is it sad that I wasted almost 40 minutes watching other videos from that site this morning? I almost laughed coffee out of my nose...great stuff!
Comments by DeniseTN
avi, you're filthy and debauched..irresistably so. and is it just me, or does the wiggly tip of dolphin penis remind anyone else of that skittles commercial...the one with the guy with the looong-ass beard, who could wiggle it around and pick up skittles with it????
Comments by ygraine
Why? And this really can't be legal to watch, can it?
Comments by Kal Jones
you HAIRY RATBASTARD. Just HAD to say grandma so I'd look, didn't you.
fucker.
Comments by Tug
My sense of adventure disappeared with the screen shot. I look down at my cute little dolphin tattoo on my..well never mind.
Besides after reading the comments no one has to watch the video.
Comments by Trishk
Okay I admit I clicked.
Either this guy has really good technique, or this dolphin is a premature ejaculator.
;-)
Comments by Mike
MIKEY! I cannot BELIEVE you clicked that! I am telling the Zadorables.
Comments by Poppy
But they make that freaky chittering noise! So unnatural.
Comments by Poppy
This is one of those moments where I think that the internet is a bad, bad thing.
Comments by Mist 1
RW, yeah, KG really got into it.
TMP, oh, it won't scar you. I promise!
Denise, wow - I knew you were awesome!
Ygraine, I think you've been tasting the rainbow a bit too much.
Kal, luckily the Internet Police don't know every activity we do on our computers. And you watched the snake video, right?
Tug, you watched it? And it didn't kill you?
Trish, well, at least you made it to the screen shot.
Mike, I think dolphins must all suffer from premature ejaculation.
Poppy, unnatural? Dolphins are my favorite animal, mainly because they're so smart. I'd love to be able to afford a huge tank with a couple of dolphins in my back yard someday.
Comments by Avitable
Mist, is it worse or better than the snake video?
Comments by Avitable
hey! Wadja mean about grandma. I'm the grandma and this dosnt surprise me in the least. You will be forever trying to up one on that gross snake fucker. i think you and Britt have decided to really go for some real shocking shit for some sort of "bad" ratings. Big deal. Its so fucking immature of you both.
Comments by marin
Marin, I seriously don't know what the holy fuck you're talking about with regards to ratings. And I don't give a shit, either.
Comments by Avitable
Nope didn't kill me.
Just WHY. Seriously. There are some grandmas out here wanting some love (without penii {??} granted), but DOLPHINS? Just sayin'........... 
Comments by Tug
And ditto w/ your response on
marin
Comments by Tug
DUDE! Oh I clicked. I must have missed the snake thing, but I am okay with that. I didn't think it could possibly be true, but the proof is in the ... dolphin pudding. And by pudding I mean spooge.
Oh Man.
That only took seconds! Poor girly dolphins.
No vomit smiley? Haha
Comments by Sybil Law
That kitty video was horrible enough. So is this the kind of stuff you do when your wife's away? Look up dolphin porn?
And I finally got it to work.
I don't think I can go to work tomorrow. I may have to drink this memory away.
Comments by Kal Jones
Actually, I don't think they cane women, but I've read about men getting jail time for bringing porn into the country. It is also illegal to have on a computer. Prostitution is legal though. Doesn't make a bit of sense to me.
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
oh my god. I cannot believe what I just saw. Does the RSPCA know about this site? rancid.
I'm blogging about it. Yuc.
Comments by betty
Tug, dolphins are people too!
Sybil, you have to go see the snake video. I linked to it in the comments. Trust me - you want to see it. And here's the vomit smiley:
Kal, try scraping your brain with a spoon. That might work, too.
Geeky, how do they know if you have porn on your computer? Are they allowed to do searches and stuff?
Betty, oh, I'm sure every anti-pet cruelty organization in the world has heard about this site. It was launched at the same time as Godtube, which is a fundamentalist Christian version of Youtube. I don't know which of the two is more horrifying.
Comments by Avitable
One thing that is made very clear when entering this country: Follow the rules... or you will be jailed, caned, executed, or if one is fortunate, deported and never allowed to return. There are under-cover police and other means of monitoring the citizenry and expatriates. This country is a tiny red dot on the map of the world but, they've got things under control.
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
That's what I've heard. I don't think I'd survive there.
Comments by Avitable
I'm just curious, how is the U.S. "democracy" different than Singaporean democracy these days? *ahem*
To be quite honest, we were a bit hesitant at first, but if one is a law-abiding citizen in any other country? No worries.
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
Yeah, I have a problem being told that I can't do something. Especially in Singapore, where something as simple as spitting gum out can get you in trouble. Little laws and ordinances and stuff just get in the way, so I tend to ignore them.
Comments by Avitable
Actually, it's not that big a deal. I chew gum all of the time. There are trash cans EVERYWHERE, but still locals litter. That's why they have the strict laws and governmental campaigns. The laws aren't directed toward the tourists and ex-pats. The government wants to make the place good for tourism and business. So, the laws are aimed at locals.
There's something about the Asian culture. Locals tend to feel that it's beneath them to pick up after themselves. So they don't. The majority (98% +/-) live in subsidized housing, yet that same majority also employs a live-in maid. Yes, it's a beginner's Asia, but it is Asia.
You could live here temporarily. It's hot and steamy as hell (yes, you would find a cave to live in), but the women are gorgeous and the food is FABULOUS!
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
I've never had an affinity for Asian women.
Comments by Avitable
You haven't been to Asia yet, have you? Jeezus! I'm hot after most of these women!
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
Sounds like I need to go to Singapore... I've always had an aversion for the Asians.
It's just the caning and imprisonment thing that I don't feel... like in Crystal Palace.
Comments by NYCWD
Geeky, nope. But between my BA in East Asian Studies and my massive porn collection, I've seen my share of Asian women and have yet to find one who I truly found attractive.
NYCWD, aversion? Do you mean predilection?
Comments by Avitable
Yeah that too.
Bottom line... I want to love them long time.
Comments by NYCWD
No, I didn't forget that, nor did I forget your Doctorate of Jurisprudence... but what about those Thai girls???
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
NYCWD, I see.
Geeky, maybe the ladyboys instead.
Comments by Avitable
You guys know this is my Friday night... right? I've had a few
I've been a single gal since my big-ass birthday!
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
Living the bachelorette life right now? Sounds like fun!
Comments by Avitable
I haven't watched this yet, just letting you know that I plan to.
Comments by Robin
Damn! I wish I'd a gotten a secret-squirrel pic of the he/she who likes to hang around Orchard Towers. Honestly, he/she's got to be the sorriest-looking person I've ever seen, but he/she's always very well-dressed.
Tonight, while I was having dinner at Esmirada on Orchard, there was a crew cutting away a perfectly nice park bench. I asked the waiter why they were getting rid of the bench. He looked at me and said, "Madam, there are too many working girls sitting there in the evenings." He had a sad look on his face... as in, he enjoyed watching the "working girls".
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
i cannot express to you how much that scandalizes me.
Comments by Crys
Robin, good!
Geeky, I feel like I just walked into the middle of a conversation.
Comments by Avitable
Crys, oh, you loved it.
Comments by Avitable
Uh, yeah!
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
Heh.
Comments by Avitable
Oh yeah! Nice vomit smiley!
Yeah, um... I saw the link, but I am scared. Although, snakes aren't as "cute" as dolphons, so maybe it won't be as disturbing.
Comments by Sybil Law
geeky, it's legal to watch porn in singapore
http://www.mda.gov.sg/wms.www/1001qns.aspx?sid=165&fid=-1&qid=1429#HtmlAnchor_Anchor
Comments by Grouch
Sybil Law, it's not as disturbing, but it is a close second.
Grouch, thanks for the info!
Comments by Avitable
I was waiting for it to play and I couldn't watch it. I hate watching fellatio much less on a Dolphin.
Comments by Robin
Robin, you should do some mouth-stretching exercises. Then maybe you wouldn't hate it quite so much.
Comments by Avitable
I've been an ASPCA member for 6 years and it would violate the code of ethics to witness this.
But thanks for describing the video before I clicked and regretted it for the rest of my natural life.
You rule.
Comments by Mistress