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	<title>Comments on: Toothpicks</title>
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	<description>Tact is for pussies</description>
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		<title>By: Avitable</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/07/toothpicks/#comment-10625</link>
		<dc:creator>Avitable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 19:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t think you ever told me that part.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#039;t think you ever told me that part.</p>
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		<title>By: Miss Britt</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/07/toothpicks/#comment-10624</link>
		<dc:creator>Miss Britt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 19:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did you miss the second half of that entire conversation about how she was upset because I was trying to HIDE it from her because that was retarded since I was of age and she smoked??

See.  You never listen to me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you miss the second half of that entire conversation about how she was upset because I was trying to HIDE it from her because that was retarded since I was of age and she smoked??</p>
<p>See.  You never listen to me.</p>
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		<title>By: Avitable</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/07/toothpicks/#comment-10620</link>
		<dc:creator>Avitable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 19:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;Mom&lt;/b&gt;, oh, wait.  Did I misinterpret?  Were you saying that you smoke bud?  That explains so much!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Mom</b>, oh, wait.  Did I misinterpret?  Were you saying that you smoke bud?  That explains so much!</p>
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		<title>By: Avitable</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/07/toothpicks/#comment-10619</link>
		<dc:creator>Avitable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 19:04:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;Britt&lt;/b&gt;, I can&#039;t help it.  I just hit puberty.

&lt;b&gt;Amy&lt;/b&gt;, you are well-trained in maim-ology.

&lt;b&gt;Robin&lt;/b&gt;, yeah, cocks fit in well.

&lt;b&gt;Michael&lt;/b&gt;, must be nice to be an old grandpa who can do that!

&lt;b&gt;Wayne&lt;/b&gt;, yeah, calling people is usually good, too, because you have to stay awake to talk to them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b><span class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'Brass balls never looked so good on a chick (&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.miss-britt.com&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;)','caption', 'Almost as smart as I am' );">Britt</span></b>, I can&#039;t help it.  I just hit puberty.</p>
<p><b>Amy</b>, you are well-trained in maim-ology.</p>
<p><b>Robin</b>, yeah, cocks fit in well.</p>
<p><b>Michael</b>, must be nice to be an old grandpa who can do that!</p>
<p><b>Wayne</b>, yeah, calling people is usually good, too, because you have to stay awake to talk to them.</p>
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		<title>By: Avitable</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/07/toothpicks/#comment-10618</link>
		<dc:creator>Avitable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 19:03:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;Mom&lt;/b&gt;, you smoke, too?  I thought, from hearing Britt&#039;s discussion of you catching her smoking over the phone, that you were one of the smart ones.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Mom</b>, you smoke, too?  I thought, from hearing <span class="ubernym uttJustLink" onmouseover="domTT_activate(this, event, 'content', 'Brass balls never looked so good on a chick (&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.miss-britt.com&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;)','caption', 'Almost as smart as I am' );">Britt</span>&#039;s discussion of you catching her smoking over the phone, that you were one of the smart ones.</p>
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		<title>By: Britt's mom</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/07/toothpicks/#comment-10609</link>
		<dc:creator>Britt's mom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 16:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tsk. I SMOKE, bud.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tsk. I SMOKE, bud.</p>
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		<title>By: Wayne</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/07/toothpicks/#comment-10591</link>
		<dc:creator>Wayne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 02:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Rule #1 for me: singing.  

Rule #2: open windows

Rule #3: stick headset on and call someone

I&#039;ve done the 23hr drive from Austin to Pittsburgh 5 times and only 2 of them had an actual sleeping rest stop in them.  Can&#039;t do it any more tho szzzzzzzzz</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rule #1 for me: singing.  </p>
<p>Rule #2: open windows</p>
<p>Rule #3: stick headset on and call someone</p>
<p>I&#039;ve done the 23hr drive from Austin to Pittsburgh 5 times and only 2 of them had an actual sleeping rest stop in them.  Can&#039;t do it any more tho szzzzzzzzz</p>
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		<title>By: Michael</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/07/toothpicks/#comment-10590</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 02:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just sleep.

Then I take the bus everywhere.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just sleep.</p>
<p>Then I take the bus everywhere.</p>
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		<title>By: Robin</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/07/toothpicks/#comment-10583</link>
		<dc:creator>Robin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well for you maybe...since you have a big mouth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well for you maybe&#8230;since you have a big mouth.</p>
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		<title>By: Amy</title>
		<link>http://www.avitable.com/2007/09/07/toothpicks/#comment-10582</link>
		<dc:creator>Amy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thumbs, fingers, knuckles, toes, knees, elbows, stapler, pens, sharpies... whatever does the trick, I&#039;m always up for a good maiming.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thumbs, fingers, knuckles, toes, knees, elbows, stapler, pens, sharpies&#8230; whatever does the trick, I&#039;m always up for a good maiming.</p>
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