What, you may ask, could be worse than a man diddling a dolphin? It's not a video, it's not real, and it's not even bestiality. But somehow, it feels worse than the Flipper fellatio. The porpoise peniscapades. The fishfucking.
What is it?
Cartoon porn!
May you remember this date forever as the day that you saw things that made you want to scoop out your eyes.
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LOL!! Pinocchio putting the wood to the Blue Fairy is great!She kept screaming "Lie to me, bitch!!
Comments by metalmom
I didn't know Flanders wasn't circumsized
Comments by Amanda
I'm disappointed in you.
These are actually pretty tame.
At least you could have showed the Snow White gang bang.
Comments by NYCWD
You are slowly going insane, aren't you?
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
LMAO at NYCWD because I've actually seen a porn with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Comments by heather
Metalmom, I don't know if his penis grows when he lies.
Amanda, I know! The things you learn . . .
NYCWD, I stayed away from the cartoon child porn ones. Bart fucking Maggie is just way too creepy, even for me.
Mr. Fabulous, nah. I just want people to think of cartoon porn when they think of whatever today's date is, and only cartoon porn, forever.
Heather, I'm sure you have. In your head when you're using your special "friend".
Comments by Avitable
Scoop my eyes out? HELL NO! I want more!!
Comments by bubblewench
There's always Felix the Cat.
Comments by Trish
Not even close to being worse than dolphin porn. I don't care if you show Cinderalla getting gang banged by her little mice helpers, nothing will take the searing image of that dude and a dolphin penis out of my brain. Nothing.
Comments by ADW
That isn't bad. Cartoon porn is harmless.
Comments by themuttprincess
thats hot
Comments by bluepaintred
No, no, this doesn't change the fact that when I think of you I think of disgusting dolphin head.
Comments by Miss Britt
You're making fun of my hentai fetish, aren't you.
(Wait, what, not everything's about me?! ;)
Comments by Poppy
Dude, you say "fishfucking" like it's a bad thing. I need love too, dammit.
Comments by Joefish
Bubblewench, especially the interracial uncut gay sex between Flanders and Hibberd, right?
Trish, you're showing your age. I don't know who that is!
ADW, really? Why is it that this creeps me out more than the dolphin?
TMP, maybe I have a fear of naked toons.
BPR, I knew you'd say that.
Britt, awww, that's so sweet.
Poppy, this one's ALL about you!
Joe, true dat.
Comments by Avitable
Joe, BWAHAHAHA!!!!
Avi, finally! Phew! Now, how come there's no tasty anime lady photos up there?!
Comments by Poppy
Dammit–Poppy beat me to the anime–sheesh Avi–you are becoming MORE tame–these are tame–now clown porn–that would be frightening
Comments by Turnbaby
ha! these ones are new to me, but I did see the Family Guy one where Lois was fucking Brian (the dog). that one was pretty disturbing....lol!
Comments by Webmiztris
OOps I meant Fritz the Cat. See what happens when I can't do this at home!!
Comments by Trish
Wow, this is pretty tame for you. Pretty funny too. Who knew that men from The Simpsons were so hung!
Comments by Amy
Wow. I never would have thought something so tame would bother you.
Comments by themuttprincess
Meh. Got nothin' on the Furry Freak Brothers...
Comments by RW
dammit, i went and watched the dolphin clip. thankfully i have not yet consumed lunch. unfortunately i don't think i can now! that was bad. which makes these silly cartoons downright boring.
wtf is wrong with the guy doing the dolphin? with his mouth! ewww.
Comments by hellohahanarf
So where's Homer and Marge? And Garfield and the stupid doggie? And Mickey and Minnie... Seriously!
Comments by DutchBitch
Oh man those are too funny - nasty but too funny.
Especially the last one. I always suspected that was happening behind closed doors...
Comments by Sarcastica
You are losing your touch.
Comments by Robin
Poppy, what do you mean? The fairy is getting banged by Pinocchio!
Turnbaby, okay, I guess I really have to pull out all stops now.
Dawn, yeah, I've seen that one, too.
Trish, are you drinking at work?
Amy, I thought you'd be icked out by this.
TMP, it's something about the sanctity of these cartoons!
RW, I don't know what you're talking about, nor do I.
Hello, that dolphin was a happy dolphin.
DB, well, it's just a sampling.
Sarcastica, ew!
Robin, apparently.
Comments by Avitable
sounds like you need to go make out or something
Comments by bethie
More my style (minus the fuzzed out).
Comments by Poppy
I think I've seen the Bart & Maggie one, creepy indeed.
At least you didn't show Pinocchio giving Goofy a seeing too!
Comments by Michael
Cum add some hot haiku-you know you wanna ;-p
Comments by Turnbaby
Bethie, with a cartoon?
Poppy, yes. Weird!
Michael, the Bart and Maggie one is really, really creepy. Too creepy for me.
Turnbaby, I'll rock your haiku world.
Comments by Avitable