What could be worse?
What, you may ask, could be worse than a man diddling a dolphin? It's not a video, it's not real, and it's not even bestiality. But somehow, it feels worse than the Flipper fellatio. The porpoise peniscapades. The fishfucking.
What is it?
Cartoon porn!
May you remember this date forever as the day that you saw things that made you want to scoop out your eyes.
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LOL!! Pinocchio putting the wood to the Blue Fairy is great!She kept screaming "Lie to me, bitch!!
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I didn't know Flanders wasn't circumsized
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I'm disappointed in you.
These are actually pretty tame.
At least you could have showed the Snow White gang bang.
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You are slowly going insane, aren't you?
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LMAO at NYCWD because I've actually seen a porn with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
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Metalmom, I don't know if his penis grows when he lies.
Amanda, I know! The things you learn . . .
NYCWD, I stayed away from the cartoon child porn ones. Bart fucking Maggie is just way too creepy, even for me.
Mr. Fabulous, nah. I just want people to think of cartoon porn when they think of whatever today's date is, and only cartoon porn, forever.
Heather, I'm sure you have. In your head when you're using your special "friend".
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Scoop my eyes out? HELL NO! I want more!!
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There's always Felix the Cat.
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Not even close to being worse than dolphin porn. I don't care if you show Cinderalla getting gang banged by her little mice helpers, nothing will take the searing image of that dude and a dolphin penis out of my brain. Nothing.
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That isn't bad. Cartoon porn is harmless.
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thats hot
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No, no, this doesn't change the fact that when I think of you I think of disgusting dolphin head.
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You're making fun of my hentai fetish, aren't you.
(Wait, what, not everything's about me?!
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Dude, you say "fishfucking" like it's a bad thing. I need love too, dammit.
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Bubblewench, especially the interracial uncut gay sex between Flanders and Hibberd, right?
Trish, you're showing your age. I don't know who that is!
ADW, really? Why is it that this creeps me out more than the dolphin?
TMP, maybe I have a fear of naked toons.
BPR, I knew you'd say that.
Britt, awww, that's so sweet.
Poppy, this one's ALL about you!
Joe, true dat.
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Joe, BWAHAHAHA!!!!
Avi, finally! Phew! Now, how come there's no tasty anime lady photos up there?!
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Dammit–Poppy beat me to the anime–sheesh Avi–you are becoming MORE tame–these are tame–now clown porn–that would be frightening :batting:
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ha! these ones are new to me, but I did see the Family Guy one where Lois was fucking Brian (the dog). that one was pretty disturbing….lol!
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OOps I meant Fritz the Cat. See what happens when I can't do this at home!!
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Wow, this is pretty tame for you. Pretty funny too. Who knew that men from The Simpsons were so hung!
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Wow. I never would have thought something so tame would bother you.
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Meh. Got nothin' on the Furry Freak Brothers…
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dammit, i went and watched the dolphin clip. thankfully i have not yet consumed lunch. unfortunately i don't think i can now! that was bad. which makes these silly cartoons downright boring.
wtf is wrong with the guy doing the dolphin? with his mouth! ewww.
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So where's Homer and Marge? And Garfield and the stupid doggie? And Mickey and Minnie… Seriously!
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Oh man those are too funny – nasty but too funny.
Especially the last one. I always suspected that was happening behind closed doors…
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You are losing your touch.
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Poppy, what do you mean? The fairy is getting banged by Pinocchio!
Turnbaby, okay, I guess I really have to pull out all stops now.
Dawn, yeah, I've seen that one, too.
Trish, are you drinking at work?
Amy, I thought you'd be icked out by this.
TMP, it's something about the sanctity of these cartoons!
RW, I don't know what you're talking about, nor do I.
Hello, that dolphin was a happy dolphin.
DB, well, it's just a sampling.
Sarcastica, ew!
Robin, apparently.
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sounds like you need to go make out or something
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More my style (minus the fuzzed out).
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I think I've seen the Bart & Maggie one, creepy indeed.
At least you didn't show Pinocchio giving Goofy a seeing too!
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Cum add some hot haiku-you know you wanna ;-p
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Bethie, with a cartoon?
Poppy, yes. Weird!
Michael, the Bart and Maggie one is really, really creepy. Too creepy for me.
Turnbaby, I'll rock your haiku world.
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