- Go fill out my Johari and Nohari windows. If you don’t know what they are, it explains it well. And don’t be a fucking pussy – put your name, not something anonymous.
- You’re not done yet. Thanks to some of you, I have gotten Coke Rewards by email occasionally, and this is getting me closer and closer to my goal. I’m still collecting, though, so keep ‘em coming! Email me at my first name at my last name dot com with your reward codes and I’ll reward you with a reply email filled with my thanks.
- Television season is finally starting, and the very thought makes my nipples erect. I’ll be watching some new shows (Journeyman, Chuck, Reaper, Bionic Woman, Back To You, Moonlight, Pushing Daisies, Viva Laughlin) and some returning shows (Supernatural, Heroes, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sarah Silverman Program, The Office, 30 Rock, Scrubs, My Name is Earl, Smallville, Law and Order, The Simpsons). I’m such a slave to the idiot box.
- This makes me wonder if I stare at The Office hard enough when it’s on the air if Jenna Fischer will read my thoughts and fly to Orlando to be my second (or is it third) wife.
- Next week, from Sunday through Saturday, I will NOT be blogging. I have eight guest bloggers lined up who are guaranteed to thrill you. Or maybe bore you. Either way, it will give me much needed respite. I’ll still be commenting, though. It’s not like I’m going on vacation or anything – my next vacation isn’t scheduled until late fall in 2008.
- Does anyone want any movie posters for Shoot ‘Em Up, SuperBad, or Iron Man? I’m running eBay auctions with them.
- My air conditioning unit got clogged up with slime and build-up, which happens about once a year, causing water to back up, pooling in our garage. I had to borrow Britt’s shopvac to suck out the gunk from the outflow pipe, and just hooking up the shopvac reminded me of getting caught in the breakroom in 8th grade with the hose of one those attached to the crotch of my pants.
Bullets
Bullets and birthdays
Monday Bullets
Somehow that last bullet point does not surprise me… at all.
Back To You looks like it might have potential. I might watch Supernatural, but beyond that I am boycotting the craptacular WB.
Yes, I am STILL pissed over VM and GG. I’m not going to let that one go… probably not for a very long time. :pissed:
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Hey Jenna’s single now, you have a shot!
And Amy, you are not alone in your anger at the CW
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damn it, I want coke rewards points too, buddy! :crazywife:
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OK
I did yours, now you do mine
LOL
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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I’m psyched for Heroes and Bionic Woman. If Jenna Fischer does show up, let me know… that means I just need to stare a little harder at Hayden Panettiere.
So with these 8 guest bloggers, are they going to be required to provide original graphic art and can we call them AhmooToo?
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Jenna Fischer is way too wholesome for the likes of you.
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Hmm..AC Gunk :puke:
Heroes! Woo Hoo! Can’t wait.
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Twitter: Blogography
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“Avitable wants to know how you’d describe him or her…”
“Him or her?” I was looking for “sexually confused” but didn’t find it in the Nohari list. In fact, I couldn’t find five Nohari traits to apply to you, and had to give up.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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Jenna wouldn’t listen to me and my mental insistance, so I had to go to her and try to convince her. She’s such a tease, tho.
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What kind of stuff can you get with Coke points? Jackets and backpacks and such?
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I’m upset you haven’t lined me up to guest post. I feel rejected.
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So apparently i have filled yours out like 4 times not 2 as i wrote on there. do i get bonus points?
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You stuck your dick in my Shop Vac, didn’t you?
Dammit man! Is nothing sacred to you!!??
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I am looking forward to Earl, The Office and Curb, and of course Sarah Silverman.
Please let us know how you like the new shows… That way I can decide which ones to skip and which ones to catch.
:boobs1: :boobs5:
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Did I read that right? You sucked slime out of a unit? AGAIN?
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Twitter: shellimil
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Nohari–Check. Johari–Check. I don’t drink Coke (or snort it) so I can’t send you any point thingies. I, too, am excited about the coming TV season. How am I going to be able to watch EVERYTHING that looks good? There aren’t enough hours in the day. No on the posters and thanks for the image of the shop vac. I need to go tear out my minds eye. Between you and Fab today, I will surely be having nightmares tonight.
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Wow, our tee vee choices are very similar. our new lists are near identical(minus back To you) and the same with returning(minus the Office, Supernatural & Smallville-and I have to wait for DVD for Curb).
i’m assuming you know that Kevin Smith directed the pilot for Reaper ? I’m ridiculously excited to see that.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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You should remind people that Dasani water is also made/bottled by Coke, and if you buy the 12-pack fridge packs, they come with points too.
Oh wait, I just did.
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Why are you always trying to collect wives? What the hell?
No, I don’t want a movie poster.
Did you really do that with someone else’s ShopVac?
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I got through the Johari Window to describe you, but the Nohari one…. I don’t think the right words are there. At least not the ones that stand out in my mind
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Amy, I’m watching Reaper because Kevin Smith’s behind it. Did you see the GG full series box set that’s coming out? I’ve already pre-ordered it.
Amanda, I know! That’s my point. James Gunn’s loss is my gain.
Sheila, ya can’t have ‘em.
BPR, okily dokily.
NYCWD, the Bionic Woman pilot has been available for free on HD on Demand and on Amazon.com for a week now – it’s not bad. Not great, though. You should check out Chuck, too.
Mr. Fabulous, oh, if you watch Lollilove, you’ll see that she has a dark side, too.
Trish, does your AC unit ever do that?
Dave, I don’t believe that you couldn’t find five negative traits about me.
Wayne, how’s the temporary restraining order coming?
RW, yeah, and electronics, too.
Sarcastica, you’re so busy with school – I’ll be doing a second round of guest posting in the future, though.
Julianne, apparently your opinion of me changes all the time!
Britt, no, your shopvac is disgusting. I don’t want my penis going anywhere near it.
TMP, Curb started, and has been pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Metalmom, I’m a slimesucker, what can I say?
Shelli, what about Dasani water? That counts. I’ll have to go check Fab out – haven’t had a second to do that yet today.
Paticus, you don’t like The Office? And Supernatural sucked first season, but the second season was good, so I encourage you to give it a shot. Reaper looks interesting, and I already saw Chuck’s pilot, which was damn good.
Wayne, thank you for bringing that up!
Poppy, I’m a collector, what can I say? And yes, I did.
Topncal, what words were you thinking of?
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Twitter: shellimil
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I do drink Dasani. I didn’t realize that they had points. Um, okay, what do I do with them? Email the codes to you?
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You’re a meanie head. :pissed:
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Those tests sound like sushi rolls. Yuck.
I did one, but not the other cuz I’m a lazy bitch that way. So now you’re uneven.
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Bahh. I suppose you are right.
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Twitter: hismuse
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Do you know that there is a Johari window app on Crackbook? I’m looking forward to Pushing Daisies.
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BPR, okily dokily.
Never do that again. now I am sitting here wondering if you are hung like Flanders as well!
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Dang. I have to get with the program. I will watch it on demand tonight. Larry David is funny. Usually. Othertimes he is annoying. Oh well.
:sexytime:
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Bossy is sorry – did you post something? She is too riveted by Dancing Avitable in the sidebar.
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Dude, I couldn’t do the second one cus I only wanted to pick one word (vulgar) and it wouldn’t let me. And by vulgar, I mean in the very best way!
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Shelli, thanks for sending them to me!
Sheila, nana nana booboo!
ADW, you don’t like sushi? And you’re so sweet for not wanting to point out my negative traits. Wait a second . . . you’re ADW – you’re not sweet! You’re just a lazy fucker.
Sarcastica, maybe next time, though.
Robin, yeah, but I already have people who have filled this one out over the last two years. I’m not starting over.
BPR, oh, I am.
TMP, you missed two episodes.
Bossy, is the first time that Bossy has seen Dancing Avitable?
Jasmine, it’s okay to be negative. I have a thick skin.
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The Nohari made me feel so mean. I honestly had a hard time coming up with anything, which should help with your ego!
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Twitter: hismuse
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Good point, I just hated the unknown people on mine and the fact you don’t login. You should have a login name to identify you.
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my little brother gets me movie posters for free from the local cinema where he works
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I’m totally going to fuck with your Johari and Nohari windows now! Doo-doo head. :finger:
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Sybil, really? But I’m not a nice guy. It should be easy.
Robin, I don’t mind if people are too scared to put their own names.
Bethie, well, fine then!
Sheila, my life will be turned upside-down!
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okay – did the johari one – easy, but hard to limit to just 5 or 6 on the descriptions…just couldn’t bring myself to do the nohari one – because i find myself new to these parts, and don’t know you well enough…however, i tried to submit it with one word – “vulgar” – a trait i actually admire :jerkoff2: – but (sigh) it wouldn’t take less than 5 entries…
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Twitter: hismuse
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I don’t mind either but it’s nice to know who said what and to be able to turn around and do theirs.
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