That lovely interview meme is going around again, and I asked Amy to ask me some creative questions. Instead, she asked me the following five questions, which I have dutifully answered in an entirely honest manner below. If you would like me to interview you, just let me know in the comments.
1. Favorite artist (as in art, actual art, not movies or music) aside from yourself?
2. Current favorite room spray?
I'm waffling between the "Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream" and "Vaginal Secretions" sprays.
3. Favorite Bath and Bodywork product?
They make a great Spanish Fly Potion.
4. Favorite (non fast food) restaurant and why?
If they serve a good filet mignon and dinner costs at least a hundred dollars, it's a favorite.
5. Your last Ebay purchase?
The Fist of Fury.
Exciting, eh? You too can be a part of it by asking me to interview you!
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Spanish Fly??? I seriously expected better than this. It looks like you didn't even make an effort. Pfft.
Comments by Amy
I think you and my boyfriend have the same favorite restaurant. I want to be interviewed... I think.
Comments by Amanda
I would ask you to interview me, but I asked Fab and I still haven't gotten around to answering. I'm lazy.
Comments by heather
I'm in desperate need of flog blodder, I mean blog fodder. Interview me big boy.
Comments by usedtobeme
Oh, oh... Pick me, pick me! I have seriously misplaced my muse as of late. I think I accidently threw her out with the trash. Silly bitch wasn't earning her pay anyway. What kind of questions could Avi ask MsF...?
Comments by MsFreud
You know, you're going to have 10,000.452230 comments with people wanting you to interview them.
So you should pick me.
Because I flashed you once.
Comments by bethie
I would ask to be interviewed, but I'm not sure I'd want to answer the questions. I try to avoid the topic of dolphin bestiality as much as possible on my blog.
I predict you're going to get rather swamped with requests here.
Comments by Dan
Hit me with your best shot. I'm not as lazy as Heather
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Ah bollocks, i've changed my mind, maybe my blog could use more dolphin porn after all. Interview me.
Comments by Dan
I don't understand this paragraph on the ebay auction:
Due to the nature of our products, we do not accept returns or trade-ins.
What do they mean, "the nature of our products"?
Comments by Wayne
Amy, I did the best I could with the material I was presented!
Amanda, I'm sure you'll regret it.
Heather, but I had lots and lots of dirty questions to ask you!
Usedtobeme, will do!
MsFreud, I lost my muse, too. That's why I'm asking lots of questirons.
Bethie, you did? I don't remember that you. You should refresh my memory.
Dan, I'll make sure your questions are friendly for your blog audience.
Mr. Fabulous, my best shot? You want it in your eye again, or just dripping down your back like last time?
Wayne, I can't tell if you're being serious or not. They don't want to accept a return on a used sex toy. That's the nature of their product.
Comments by Avitable
You're right. I shoulda been more explicit about explicit toys :) I fully understand why they wouldn't want to take a used Fist of Fury as a return. It would be like returning a lollipop.
Well, the analogy has lost it's spunk.
Comments by Wayne
Interview me. I won't promise to post the answer - but it's a good backup plan.
And, re: Amy's questions - I remember the last time I interviewed you and tried to give you all kinds of introspective, creative questions - and you fucked them all up by being ridiculous.
Comments by Miss Britt
ebay wouldn't let me in. wtf?
Fist of fury... isn't that a martial arts movie anyway? Shit I don't like those kind of movies... who cares then.
Nevermind.
Comments by RW
Funny... E-Bay won't let RW in... but they rolled the red carpet out for me.
They also think I'm a 13 year old girl from Thailand since I used my alter-ego login... Cremesumyunguy.
Its good to have a back up.
Comments by NYCWD
I am such a good bluddy. Even here from Va Beach I am checking in with you. Do me, do me.
Comments by ADW
@ Britt - THANK YOU!!!
And, Avi, seriously, we talked about this. You were given material that presented a certain challenge and you totally took the lazy track out on these answers. Fist of Fury... Spanish Fly...
Comments by Amy
ADW, if you do not check in with me after you checked in with Satan's Spawn, I am stepping up my game.
We will elevate from Adoring Fan to Psycho Stalker.
Just so ya know.
Comments by Miss Britt
Wayne, I'll buy one and try to return it anyway, just for fun. And I bet that "it's" is just killing you, isn't it?
Britt, you'd better post the fucking answers! And when you interviewed me, I answered very creatively - you asked good questions.
RW, you might not be old enough to view that type of material. We're trying to protect the minds of the younger generation, you know.
NYCWD, that's also my favorite soup at the Chinese restaurant.
ADW, do you realize what you're asking for when you sit naked at your computer, freshly showered and cry out, "Do me! Do me!"?
Amy, there was no way to answer creatively with those questions, I'm sorry. I would have if I could have!
Britt, step off, bitch. She's mine.
Comments by Avitable
Yes, but, with YOU she'll just be one of many...
With ME she gets exclusivity. Kind of. You know. I mean, in her own way.
Comments by Miss Britt
I imagine you don't actually have time to interview me, but I'll take one if you actually do.
Actually.
Comments by golfwidow
Yes, It's.
Comments by Wayne
Gotta love a good filet minon.
Ok...interview me when you get a chance!
Comments by Robin
I think these will be very interesting and slightly scarey questions.
I am just stopping by to pick up a new "Blog and Be Blessed" banner since my first one was eaten by a wandering Amish person out in blogger land.
Comments by Trish
Interview me! I'm game. ;-)
Comments by Mike
"The Fist of Fury"... Hmmm.. Is that one from the same collection as the "Avitable Hairy Butt Plug" I received in the mail yesterday? (compliments of Fab)
I mean, the EBay link required adult log in and well... I'm only 17 so I'm not allowed to go there...
Comments by DutchBitch
I love it when people fight over me.
Britt - just don't pull a King Solomon on me, I would like to stay in tact.
Avi - how do you know my computer attire? Or lack thereof?
Great, two stalkers.
Comments by ADW
As much as it scares me to think what the questions may be, I'll throw my hat into the ring.
Ask away.
Comments by Crazy Lady in Vegas
Britt, you're too selfish to treat her right.
Golfwidow, I have time. I'll just sleep less. Just for you!
Wayne, I assumed as much.
Robin, you can't appreciate it if you can't spell it correctly! It's mignon!
Trish, Amish people wander the blogosphere?
Mike, game or gamy?
DB, 17, eh? One of my favorite ages!
ADW, hidden cameras.
Crazy Lady, ok, sounds good!
Comments by Avitable
Comments by Robin
Oh Interview me PLEASE!! It would be an honor
Comments by Janelle
Interview me! Only keep the questions somewhat appropriate - if that's possible LOL!
Comments by Sarcastica
Robin,
Janelle, check your email!
Sarcastica, can't believe you asked the gorilla to be tame!
Comments by Avitable
Please interview me! I liked your answers - plus, I come bearing gifts - sort of...
Comments by Sybil Law
Why does it always have to be about how I treat other people?
Can't it just be about how people should treat ME for once?
Sheesh.
Comments by Miss Britt
You're a glutton. Yes, please interview me.
Comments by Brandi
Done. http://www.golfwidow.net/archives/012105.html
Comments by golfwidow
yep, done mine too.
In which Avitable lowers me to his level.
Comments by Dan
Sybil, I'm sorry - I wasn't able to get to you with questions.
Britt, good point. You are a selfless one. It's about time to talk about Britt now!
Brandi, too late!
Golfwidow, brava.
Dan, nicely done.
Comments by Avitable
My answers are up.
Comments by usedtobeme
I have just discovered this blog and I have to wonder if people have enough to do. If they did, why would they be writing this stuff. OK, I admit that I'm a "blog virgin." This is my first time. Be gentle....
Just what are you suppose to write about? I am a middleaged white woman who works in the south and sleeps to pass the time...what happened to my dreams and fantanacies? I digress...what is it that I am suppose to do???
Comments by Norma Southpaw