Today's guest post is brought to you by the gorgeous and powerful Crystal.
posted by 
Friday, September 28, 2007 @ 12:00 am
filed under Substitute Avitable 
tagged avitable, crystal, midnight therapy
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wait who in adam's harem is gay?
Comments by Amanda
Dude, that shit is FANTASTIC. Vajajay, or no, Crystal gets my vote for King Of The Internet. Plus, I'm positive she could kick Adam's ass, although that isn't saying much. Girl gorilla.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
Judging from my dating history, I'm thinking that if Crystal were a little more frantic and crazy I would be compelled to date her.
Comments by Dave2
How is it that Crystal lives just mmphemumphemf miles from where I am sitting right now and I haven't been compelled to move to Istanbul by now?
Comments by RW
*can't comment-Crystal forgot to tell us when the moment of silence was over*
Yay Crystal!
Comments by metalmom
Crys, I
you. You are the king-with-vajayjay.
Comments by Poppy
I keep it real y'all!
Comments by Crys
I only have 3 words for you: Decaf, Medication & Syndication; in that order.
Comments by wildbillthePirate
Comments by wildbillthePirate
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
I wasn't silent - but only because I laugh loudly.
Comments by Miss Britt
decaf is for jihadists
Comments by Crys
With current medical technologies including catheterization, aggressive beta blockers, blood thinners, and baboon hearts... Acute Myocardial Infarctions (aka Heart Attacks) really aren't all that serious anymore.
Oh... and no... I'm not the gay one.
Comments by NYCWD
I'm only here because I'm compelled to gravitate around certain celestials (who look shockingly else-type with a cap and are easy to locate when silent) at times.
Anyway, a WHOLE WEEK offline ? That's insanity ! Madness ! It's siiiiiiiicccck. And not the kind that of sick insane madness that I'd advocate.
Comments by Creature SH
Um, wow...that was awesome! Seriously, I laughed my ass off and that is a good and rare thing right now!
Comments by Hilly
you can't all NOT be gay, men. come AWN.
Comments by Crys
(and the hat kind of grounds me, CSH. makes me more relatable to the people.)
Comments by Crys
I have a gay ex-wife... does she count?
Comments by NYCWD
So... it is a TRICK !
Comments by Creature SH
anyone suggesting decaf is clearly a commie.
Comments by virginia
I agree with Virginia.
Crys, no decaf or meds for you. Please. You are too funny in your insanity.
Comments by Miss Britt
And here I was thinking he was more the Court Jester of the internet.
Comments by Amy
Dude?! Who farted in the moment of silence?!
Comments by Brandi
i can't even pronounce the word decaf.
not because i'm stupid or anything.
Comments by Crys
Crystal, could you make a video for me to post on my blog for when I want to take a week off from the Internet?
Wait! What am I saying? I can't take a week off the Internet! That's crazy talk!
I'm totally distracted my the squishing of boobs and shaking of ass in the "smilie section" or should we call it the "smilie sextion"?
Comments by Roxanne
Hey just because a guy checks the blog out 3 or 12 times a day doesn't mean he is gay or even that he is gay for Avitable. I mean, eh... maybe it's all about the chance of catching Britt show her boobs! I hear she's gunna do it any time now and I want to be around to see it... Nothing gay about that!! Pathetic maybe, but definitely not gay!
All these gay rumors have to come to an end (not figuratively you perv!) Confusing a poor guy about his sexual identity is horrible and can you imagine the trauma for a short, middle aged, fat, bald guy would have to deal with when rejected by two genders? I say let's drop all the speculation male readers are gay (that includes my gossip mongering wife) and focus on the important issues this blog has come to represent.... BOOBS.
By the way, now that we see you have a web cam.....
Comments by Y2K Survivor
i think he protests too much!
Comments by Crys
I agree with Virginia
Words to live by, if you ask me.
Comments by virginia
I'm just sad I waited until 15:11 to watch this. I'll watch this every morning instead of coffee.
WOW!
Comments by Mike
you have great taste, Mike
Comments by Crys
I could get hooked on you. ;-)
Comments by e.Craig
Is it wrong that I was yelling back in agreement with the video?
Comments by Robin
i actually think you've disposed of adam and your plans for the monarchy are well underway
Comments by raffi
Awesome.
Comments by Sybil Law
you're not undiscerning, Raffi.
Comments by Crys
I typically don't watch vlogs but now I'm sorry I've missed so many. I think.
Comments by Wayne