King of the Internet
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wait who in adam's harem is gay?
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Dude, that shit is FANTASTIC. Vajajay, or no, Crystal gets my vote for King Of The Internet. Plus, I'm positive she could kick Adam's ass, although that isn't saying much. Girl gorilla.
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Judging from my dating history, I'm thinking that if Crystal were a little more frantic and crazy I would be compelled to date her.
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How is it that Crystal lives just mmphemumphemf miles from where I am sitting right now and I haven't been compelled to move to Istanbul by now?
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*can't comment-Crystal forgot to tell us when the moment of silence was over*
Yay Crystal! :clap:
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Crys, I :heartbeat: you. You are the king-with-vajayjay.
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I keep it real y'all!
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I only have 3 words for you: Decaf, Medication & Syndication; in that order.
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:sexytime:
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
I wasn't silent – but only because I laugh loudly.
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decaf is for jihadists
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With current medical technologies including catheterization, aggressive beta blockers, blood thinners, and baboon hearts… Acute Myocardial Infarctions (aka Heart Attacks) really aren't all that serious anymore.
Oh… and no… I'm not the gay one.
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I'm only here because I'm compelled to gravitate around certain celestials (who look shockingly else-type with a cap and are easy to locate when silent) at times.
Anyway, a WHOLE WEEK offline ? That's insanity ! Madness ! It's siiiiiiiicccck. And not the kind that of sick insane madness that I'd advocate.
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Um, wow…that was awesome! Seriously, I laughed my ass off and that is a good and rare thing right now!
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you can't all NOT be gay, men. come AWN.
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(and the hat kind of grounds me, CSH. makes me more relatable to the people.)
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I have a gay ex-wife… does she count?
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So… it is a TRICK !
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anyone suggesting decaf is clearly a commie.
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I agree with Virginia.
Crys, no decaf or meds for you. Please. You are too funny in your insanity.
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And here I was thinking he was more the Court Jester of the internet.
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Dude?! Who farted in the moment of silence?!
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i can't even pronounce the word decaf.
not because i'm stupid or anything.
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Crystal, could you make a video for me to post on my blog for when I want to take a week off from the Internet?
Wait! What am I saying? I can't take a week off the Internet! That's crazy talk!
I'm totally distracted my the squishing of boobs and shaking of ass in the "smilie section" or should we call it the "smilie sextion"?
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Hey just because a guy checks the blog out 3 or 12 times a day doesn't mean he is gay or even that he is gay for Avitable. I mean, eh… maybe it's all about the chance of catching Britt show her boobs! I hear she's gunna do it any time now and I want to be around to see it… Nothing gay about that!! Pathetic maybe, but definitely not gay!
All these gay rumors have to come to an end (not figuratively you perv!) Confusing a poor guy about his sexual identity is horrible and can you imagine the trauma for a short, middle aged, fat, bald guy would have to deal with when rejected by two genders? I say let's drop all the speculation male readers are gay (that includes my gossip mongering wife) and focus on the important issues this blog has come to represent…. BOOBS.
By the way, now that we see you have a web cam….. :boobs2:
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i think he protests too much!
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I agree with Virginia
Words to live by, if you ask me.
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I'm just sad I waited until 15:11 to watch this. I'll watch this every morning instead of coffee.
WOW!
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you have great taste, Mike
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I could get hooked on you.
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Is it wrong that I was yelling back in agreement with the video?
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i actually think you've disposed of adam and your plans for the monarchy are well underway
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Awesome.
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you're not undiscerning, Raffi.
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I typically don't watch vlogs but now I'm sorry I've missed so many. I think.
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