Monthly Archives: September 2007

Kyoo enn Ayy

Posted on Thursday, September 20, 2007 by Avitable

That lovely interview meme is going around again, and I asked Amy to ask me some creative questions. Instead, she asked me the following five questions, which I have dutifully answered in an entirely honest manner below. If you would … Continue reading →

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Psst! I’m not here!

Posted on Wednesday, September 19, 2007 by Avitable

I’m over here guest posting today. Give me some comment love over there, will ya?

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Bullets over Birch Blvd.

Posted on Tuesday, September 18, 2007 by Avitable

Go fill out my Johari and Nohari windows. If you don’t know what they are, it explains it well. And don’t be a fucking pussy – put your name, not something anonymous. You’re not done yet. Thanks to some of … Continue reading →

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When animals attack

Posted on Monday, September 17, 2007 by Avitable

Saturday was the day. The fateful day. My Real Wife and my Work Wife (formerly my Blog Wife) were spending time together. Without me. While drinking. Lots and lots of alcohol. By having the woman who has seen that tattoo … Continue reading →

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Lazy Sunday VIII

Posted on Sunday, September 16, 2007 by Avitable

Before I start this week’s meme, don’t forget to watch my new vlog intro and suggest a song to use. You could win a $25 Amazon.com gift certificate! And for those of you who paid attention, there are several bloggers … Continue reading →

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Contest

Posted on Saturday, September 15, 2007 by Avitable

Watch for the contest. Here is the direct link. Update: If you want to try to come up with a good song, here’s the vlog intro all by itself, in WMV format: Vlog Intro

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What a difference

Posted on Friday, September 14, 2007 by Avitable

This week has seemed really difficult, and I can’t really come up with a reason why. Sales have been good, thanks to my awesome new employee, I’ve been able to take the occasional break and go swimming and actually get … Continue reading →

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Back in time

Posted on Thursday, September 13, 2007 by Avitable

I have absolutely nothing to say today, so here’s what I had to say on September 13, 2006: Satan You scored 100% Pride, 100% Envy, 95% Ambition, and 75% Deceitfulness! You are Satan, the consummate villain, and the ascendant figure … Continue reading →

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Bird’s Eye and more

Posted on Wednesday, September 12, 2007 by Avitable

Originally, my post was going to be a simple lazy one. Dan at “All That Comes With It” posted a little meme where you show an aerial view of your home using Google Maps. So I thought that was cool … Continue reading →

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What could be worse?

Posted on Tuesday, September 11, 2007 by Avitable

What, you may ask, could be worse than a man diddling a dolphin? It’s not a video, it’s not real, and it’s not even bestiality. But somehow, it feels worse than the Flipper fellatio. The porpoise peniscapades. The fishfucking. What … Continue reading →

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