The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: September 2007
Reality show ideas
I was working and watching season 1 of 30 Rock on DVD. The character Kenneth came up with a new reality show concept called “Gold Case” which was a cross between Deal or No Deal and Who Wants to be … Continue reading
Verklempt.
Too tired! Talk amongst yourselves today. Next Saturday, I’ll hopefully be showing my new video intro. We’ll see.
Toothpicks
I had such a hard time keeping my eyes open on my drive home from Britt’s this evening. Right now, as I type this, I’m struggling to stay awake so that I can post and then go to bed. It … Continue reading
It’s been too long
I’ve been way too fucking tame on this blog recently. I tried to find a way to embed this directly, but I’ve failed. So far. So you’ll have to go check it out yourself. Just don’t look at it while … Continue reading
100 Things Part 7
In 100 Things: Part 1, I told you 21 things about my family. Then, in 100 Things: Part 2, I told you 19 eccentric things about myself. Then, 100 Things: Part 3 was about my wife. 100 Things: Part 4 … Continue reading
And it begins . . .
The fall is the busy time for my wife. She leaves tomorrow at 7 AM and will be gone, off and on, until the last week of October. She’ll be traveling everywhere from LA to Philadelphia to Seattle to Alabama, … Continue reading
War has nothing on babysitting
On Saturday I had the pleasure of babysitting Britt’s children while she and my wife went shopping. This was the first time in almost 15 years that I have had to babysit, and, of course, the first time I’ve had … Continue reading
Lazy Sunday VI
Thanks to Sybil Law for the meme. Her post where she did this was called “I have no originality” because she said she was stealing the idea from me. So, if I copy the meme from her, does that make … Continue reading








