Comments on: Lazy Sunday IX http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/ Tact is for pussies Sat, 20 Mar 2010 09:37:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Shalon Peche http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-66692 Shalon Peche Sun, 28 Feb 2010 21:22:57 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-66692 truebeginnings online dating truebeginnings online dating

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12309 Avitable Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:08:54 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12309 <b>Sarcastica</b>, I usually can only make mothers pee because they can't help it if they laugh too much. You're wayyy too young to have that happen! <b>Lisa</b>, loser freak-girl texter. <b>Mike</b>, :) <b>Mom</b>, I'm dang hilarious! <b>TMP</b>, no. I paid full price. And it was worth it. <b>Samantha K</b>, mmmm, Mr. Goodbar. I love those! Sarcastica, I usually can only make mothers pee because they can't help it if they laugh too much. You're wayyy too young to have that happen!

Lisa, loser freak-girl texter.

Mike, )

Mom, I'm dang hilarious!

TMP, no. I paid full price. And it was worth it.

Samantha K, mmmm, Mr. Goodbar. I love those!

]]> By: Samantha_K http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12133 Samantha_K Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:57:20 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12133 <i>25. What do you know about the future? We'll all wear the same type of clothing, doors won't have knobs, and guys in red shirts will always die.</i> Man, I should really start locking my filing cabinet. I didn't know the propaganda for my new world order had leaked. Shit. But you forgot the part about how stores will be required to have full-sized Mr.Goodbars on the shelf at all times (and not just in the packages of Hershey's minis). Looks like you won't have any problems with the mandatory nipple clamp rule...that's good news. 25. What do you know about the future?
We'll all wear the same type of clothing, doors won't have knobs, and guys in red shirts will always die.

Man, I should really start locking my filing cabinet. I didn't know the propaganda for my new world order had leaked. Shit.
But you forgot the part about how stores will be required to have full-sized Mr.Goodbars on the shelf at all times (and not just in the packages of Hershey's minis).
Looks like you won't have any problems with the mandatory nipple clamp rule…that's good news.

]]> By: themuttprincess http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12130 themuttprincess Mon, 08 Oct 2007 16:47:02 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12130 Did you get a deal on your nipple clamps? :boobs1: Did you get a deal on your nipple clamps?

:boobs1:

]]> By: Britt's mom http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12128 Britt's mom Mon, 08 Oct 2007 15:42:08 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12128 Ok sweetie - this was just dang funny!!!! Ok sweetie – this was just dang funny!!!!

]]> By: Mike http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12126 Mike Mon, 08 Oct 2007 15:10:08 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12126 "30. Do you have any tattoos or piercings? I have a tattoo of a piercing." Niiice. "30. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
I have a tattoo of a piercing."

Niiice.

]]> By: Lisa http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12124 Lisa Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:44:41 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12124 No one does a meme like you do. Thanks for the laugh! Of course I was texting while I tried to leave a comment. No shit...for real. I'm a loser and a freak! Yay-Doggy! :woohoo: No one does a meme like you do.

Thanks for the laugh!

Of course I was texting while I tried to leave a comment. No shit…for real.

I'm a loser and a freak! Yay-Doggy!

:woohoo:

]]> By: Sarcastica http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12100 Sarcastica Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:52:04 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12100 This post made me laugh <i>so hard</i> I just about pissed my pants. Thanks so much for bringing more laughter - at your expense of course. :lmao: :dunce: This post made me laugh so hard I just about pissed my pants.

Thanks so much for bringing more laughter – at your expense of course. :lmao: :dunce:

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12099 Avitable Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:17:55 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12099 <b>Sybil Law</b>, nipple clamps are the new pink. <b>Dickhead</b>, mom? <b>Dave</b>, is this a permanent thing? That sucks. And when you take it rectally, the corn syrup bypasses the stomach completely. <b>Poppy</b>, Tuesday is when I wash my hair though! <b>Bec</b>, I like it with bacon. <b>Denise</b>, because I tan one square foot at a time. It's a technique. <b>HG5</b>, he was playing along with the game that the anonymous coward started! And I like Catholic <b>girls</b>. <b>Absurdist</b>, you couldn't do this on your blog? I'll forgive all of your misspellings, though. <b>Jay</b>, OMGSTFUBBQ!! <b>Metalmom</b>, they're sticky . . . <b>Brandi</b>, I like him in everything. I have a hetero man-crush on him. <b>Britt</b>, no, that was Fists of Fury. <b>Mr. Fabulous</b>, wasn't me. Must have been my assistant. Sybil Law, nipple clamps are the new pink.

Dickhead, mom?

Dave, is this a permanent thing? That sucks. And when you take it rectally, the corn syrup bypasses the stomach completely.

Poppy, Tuesday is when I wash my hair though!

Bec, I like it with bacon.

Denise, because I tan one square foot at a time. It's a technique.

HG5, he was playing along with the game that the anonymous coward started! And I like Catholic girls.

Absurdist, you couldn't do this on your blog? I'll forgive all of your misspellings, though.

Jay, OMGSTFUBBQ!!

Metalmom, they're sticky . . .

Brandi, I like him in everything. I have a hetero man-crush on him.

Britt, no, that was Fists of Fury.

Mr. Fabulous, wasn't me. Must have been my assistant.

]]> By: Mr. Fabulous http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12093 Mr. Fabulous Sun, 07 Oct 2007 20:45:06 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/10/07/lazy-sunday-ix/#comment-12093 You lying bastard. You sent me a couple texts the other day. You lying bastard. You sent me a couple texts the other day.

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