Breaking News from the Onion. Might not be safe for work.
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Wow, and I thought the whole controversy was about how they pronounced “Avitable”.
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A sad sad day indeed.
I think the fuck ox should pound a lesson into that cunt about respecting races
and video tape it.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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But ya know what… I bet it would be okay if she was an african-american woman taking that horse sized cock and calling him that.
It’s a double standard.
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Vance Ribald and Jennica St. Foxx. Their parents should be shot for naming those poor kids like that.
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Twitter: LeSombre
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Breaking news indeed.
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I hope someone also yells at Selma Blair for her “fuck me hard” bit. Cuz that shit is not right.
(I’m kidding. I know, English humor is dry humor.)
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I KNOW better than to click on that. I swear I do.
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Colored people are so funny.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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I’m not clicking on that, I learned my lesson after the dolphin porn
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Wayne, well, yeah, that too.
BPR, how is it that you manage to be even dirtier than I am?
NYCWD, damn affirmative action.
RW, that’s precisely what I’ll be naming my kids!
Mike, exactly. The world needs to know.
Poppy, dry as the desert!
ADW, it’s not porn – it’s from The Onion.
Britt, and well-endowed.
Amanda, watch it – it’s a parody clip from The Onion. It’s not bestiality or porn at all.
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Uh huh… and all the horrible things that have been said to WOMEN in a porno are TOTALLY ok. I just love this double standard bullshit.
Uh… not that I watch any porn. At all. Really. :angel:
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Amy, you realize that this is a parody, through The Onion, a parody site and newspaper, right?
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Actually, I’m just in a super pissy mood so I’m willing to bitch about ANYTHING.
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Wow–who knew porn stars could act so well.
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I love the Onion and how every couple of years somebody actually links to a story in total outrage. I swear they did it on the local news one year. Ya just gotta shake your head and laugh.
And on a personal note I think yelling out the “N” word, which I now choose to call the “F” word (due to Mark Furman’s awful use of it) is completely inappropriate to yell out while being anally raped for profit. However many of my Republican friends tell me that when used in the “down-low” it has a whole new level of excitement.
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I get nightly inspiration :cocksuck2:
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ok so i went and signed up with gravatar AGAIN. but i still cant have my gravatar? :crazywife: :crying: :crazywife:
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I’m with BPR
My gravatar shows up at Heather’s and Britt’s and …well… every other site that uses them except yours :deadhorse:
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That is so funny – and Britt’s comment made me laugh, too.
Porn stars get all the action/ laughs.
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you must realize, when I made that comment, I was being fucked EXTREMELY hard.
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Amy, you too?
Turnbaby, they’re quite the group of thespians.
Y2K, I don’t know how anyone between the age of 25-60 hasn’t heard of the Onion by now.
BPR, yeah, that’s what I thought. And I don’t know why the Gravatars don’t work properly on my site.
Sybil, what a life, to be a porn star and deal with limp penises that are supposed to be hard and gay men who have to pretend they’re straight!
Bethie, HAHAHAHAHA! Very nice!
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so let’s say you are at a training or conference, watching another boring power point presentation on how the world will end tomorrow due to improperly filed paperwork. When you notice one of the quotes you see up on the screen is actually from the Onion. Would you quietly go to the presenter following the electronic lobotomy you were forced to endure and tell them the Onion is not a valid source of information? OR would you publicly tear them a new ass right there in front of God, their boss and the rest of the world? I mean, what would you do? Not Britt, whom we already know is mean to waitresses and food service people.
And yes it has happened, but not at a big conference. Still it was fun to point and laugh and fell all superior
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that’s racist
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Y2K, I’d use sarcasm to destroy them in front of everyone.
Crystal,
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