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Tuesday, October 16, 2007 @ 12:00 am
filed under Dirty talk 
tagged avitable, onion, racism, video
Wow, and I thought the whole controversy was about how they pronounced "Avitable".
Comments by Wayne
A sad sad day indeed.
I think the fuck ox should pound a lesson into that cunt about respecting races
and video tape it.
Comments by bluepaintred
But ya know what... I bet it would be okay if she was an african-american woman taking that horse sized cock and calling him that.
It's a double standard.
Comments by NYCWD
Vance Ribald and Jennica St. Foxx. Their parents should be shot for naming those poor kids like that.
Comments by RW
Breaking news indeed. ;-)
Comments by Mike
I hope someone also yells at Selma Blair for her "fuck me hard" bit. Cuz that shit is not right.
(I'm kidding. I know, English humor is dry humor.)
Comments by Poppy
I KNOW better than to click on that. I swear I do.
Comments by ADW
Colored people are so funny.
Comments by Miss Britt
I'm not clicking on that, I learned my lesson after the dolphin porn
Comments by Amanda
Wayne, well, yeah, that too.
BPR, how is it that you manage to be even dirtier than I am?
NYCWD, damn affirmative action.
RW, that's precisely what I'll be naming my kids!
Mike, exactly. The world needs to know.
Poppy, dry as the desert!
ADW, it's not porn - it's from The Onion.
Britt, and well-endowed.
Amanda, watch it - it's a parody clip from The Onion. It's not bestiality or porn at all.
Comments by Avitable
Uh huh... and all the horrible things that have been said to WOMEN in a porno are TOTALLY ok. I just love this double standard bullshit.
Uh... not that I watch any porn. At all. Really.
Comments by Amy
Amy, you realize that this is a parody, through The Onion, a parody site and newspaper, right?
Comments by Avitable
Actually, I'm just in a super pissy mood so I'm willing to bitch about ANYTHING.
Comments by Amy
Wow–who knew porn stars could act so well.
Comments by turnbaby
I love the Onion and how every couple of years somebody actually links to a story in total outrage. I swear they did it on the local news one year. Ya just gotta shake your head and laugh.
And on a personal note I think yelling out the "N" word, which I now choose to call the "F" word (due to Mark Furman's awful use of it) is completely inappropriate to yell out while being anally raped for profit. However many of my Republican friends tell me that when used in the "down-low" it has a whole new level of excitement.
Comments by Y2K Survivor
I get nightly inspiration
Comments by bluepaintred
ok so i went and signed up with gravatar AGAIN. but i still cant have my gravatar?
Comments by bluepaintred
I'm with BPR
My gravatar shows up at Heather's and Britt's and ...well... every other site that uses them except yours
Comments by Turnbaby
That is so funny - and Britt's comment made me laugh, too.
Porn stars get all the action/ laughs.
Comments by Sybil Law
you must realize, when I made that comment, I was being fucked EXTREMELY hard.
Comments by bethie
Amy, you too?
Turnbaby, they're quite the group of thespians.
Y2K, I don't know how anyone between the age of 25-60 hasn't heard of the Onion by now.
BPR, yeah, that's what I thought. And I don't know why the Gravatars don't work properly on my site.
Sybil, what a life, to be a porn star and deal with limp penises that are supposed to be hard and gay men who have to pretend they're straight!
Bethie, HAHAHAHAHA! Very nice!
Comments by Avitable
so let's say you are at a training or conference, watching another boring power point presentation on how the world will end tomorrow due to improperly filed paperwork. When you notice one of the quotes you see up on the screen is actually from the Onion. Would you quietly go to the presenter following the electronic lobotomy you were forced to endure and tell them the Onion is not a valid source of information? OR would you publicly tear them a new ass right there in front of God, their boss and the rest of the world? I mean, what would you do? Not Britt, whom we already know is mean to waitresses and food service people.
And yes it has happened, but not at a big conference. Still it was fun to point and laugh and fell all superior
Comments by Y2K Survivor
that's racist
Comments by Crys
Y2K, I'd use sarcasm to destroy them in front of everyone.
Crystal,
Comments by Avitable