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Big Black Fuck Ox


Breaking News from the Onion. Might not be safe for work.

Thanks to liquid.

25 thoughts on “Big Black Fuck Ox”

  1. Wayne, well, yeah, that too.

    BPR, how is it that you manage to be even dirtier than I am?

    NYCWD, damn affirmative action.

    RW, that’s precisely what I’ll be naming my kids!

    Mike, exactly. The world needs to know.

    Poppy, dry as the desert!

    ADW, it’s not porn – it’s from The Onion.

    Britt, and well-endowed.

    Amanda, watch it – it’s a parody clip from The Onion. It’s not bestiality or porn at all.

  2. Uh huh… and all the horrible things that have been said to WOMEN in a porno are TOTALLY ok. I just love this double standard bullshit.

    Uh… not that I watch any porn. At all. Really. :angel:

  3. I love the Onion and how every couple of years somebody actually links to a story in total outrage. I swear they did it on the local news one year. Ya just gotta shake your head and laugh.

    And on a personal note I think yelling out the “N” word, which I now choose to call the “F” word (due to Mark Furman’s awful use of it) is completely inappropriate to yell out while being anally raped for profit. However many of my Republican friends tell me that when used in the “down-low” it has a whole new level of excitement.

  4. Amy, you too?

    Turnbaby, they’re quite the group of thespians.

    Y2K, I don’t know how anyone between the age of 25-60 hasn’t heard of the Onion by now.

    BPR, yeah, that’s what I thought. And I don’t know why the Gravatars don’t work properly on my site.

    Sybil, what a life, to be a porn star and deal with limp penises that are supposed to be hard and gay men who have to pretend they’re straight!

    Bethie, HAHAHAHAHA! Very nice!

  5. so let’s say you are at a training or conference, watching another boring power point presentation on how the world will end tomorrow due to improperly filed paperwork. When you notice one of the quotes you see up on the screen is actually from the Onion. Would you quietly go to the presenter following the electronic lobotomy you were forced to endure and tell them the Onion is not a valid source of information? OR would you publicly tear them a new ass right there in front of God, their boss and the rest of the world? I mean, what would you do? Not Britt, whom we already know is mean to waitresses and food service people.

    And yes it has happened, but not at a big conference. Still it was fun to point and laugh and fell all superior

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