From now on, it’s no more of this:
And more of this:
Oh, and I got the Transformers DVD today in a case that transforms into Optimus Prime! SQUEEEE!!
This is just me being lazy.
What Not to Name Your Baby
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Aww freakin’ a they were sold out here.
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It’s like someone gave a 10 year old boy a credit card with no limit. :jerkoff2:
Gee, I kinda hope you never grow up.
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I :heartbeat: new socks!!
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Twitter: Blogography
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I want a StarScream case!
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I am SO jealous! If they don’t have the Optimus Prime case in Canada I will FREAK out.
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Twitter: tlkaply
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Weirdo. :thumbsup:
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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Oh great, you squee’d all over my blog. Thanx a bunch. I guess you’re still a homo if not a hobo.
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Why do you even wear socks around the house? I go barefoot at all times unless I am going out.
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Uh oh….my 7 yr. old is going to want that case. And want to play with it.
Nice socks. :sex023:
J.
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Oooooh. It’s like Christmas at the Avitable’s.
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I want your box! :boobs3:
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Nooooooooo, the socks with holes were soooooo sexy… and sooooo accessible…
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Brandi, I didn’t even know about it, but my cousin picked on up for me at Target.
Amy, I’m sure there’s a limit, somewhere.
Sheila, me too. I’m thinking about throwing away all the holy ones.
Dave, that would be brilliant – they should release the DVD with each character because some people would buy all of them. I’d like a Barricade one, too.
BPR, do you even have DVD players in Canada? I thought you guys were still on Betamax.
Tracy, damn skippy!
Wayne, should I change the title to “homo, but hobo no mo? fo sho?”
Mr. Fabulous, so I can slide around and sing ala Tom Cruise in “Risky Busines”. Duh.
HG5, well, he can’t have it. It’s mine!
Heather, I hope I get more than one present at Christmas!
Metalmom, they sell them at Target.
DB, trust me. You don’t want my feet being accessible.
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I am so very proud of you getting new socks and manties!! Please do not forget to throw out your old ones.
:martini:
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Twitter: hismuse
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You are quite the catch.
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YOu bought socks so you wouldn’t have to do laundry didn’t you. :batting:
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Where are the throbbing members? I come here expecting certain things, you know.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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Britt took you shopping didn’t she?
Of course it was a negotiation only a mother could handle… you can have the new DVD IF you get new socks.
Optimus is worth it.
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TMP, haven’t gotten the new manties yet. They should come soon, and then I’ll throw the old ones out.
Robin, I know, huh.
Turnbaby, mmmmmayyybeeee.
RW, in the socks!
NYCWD, are you kidding? I ordered them online. I don’t buy anything in a store.
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damn, i want that optimus prime case in the worst way so now i have to go to target this evening.
thanks.
oh…you live in florida…go barefoot!
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How did you manage to take a picture that did not reflect how awful your socks truly are, and at the same time makes your actually normal carpet look like it’s soaked with piss?
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Wow, I was gonna say that Britt has finally rubbed off on you, but then you posted all that Transformers stuff. Dork. Only the first half of that movie was any good. The second half was walkoutable.
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Damn it the cell phone thing didn’t work. I had to send it by e-mail and now I’m pissed.
Shit.
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:crazywife: Thanks alot! Now my damn husband is all “I want one of those” “I want that moooovvviiiieeee”
No one like a whiner but he’s not listening.
:thumbsup: No holes are a good thing…. in socks.
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Twitter: Whatsananna
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Socks (and shoes for that matter) are for wusses.
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My husband has underwear with holes in it.
Guys are weird.
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that’s a lot of socks yo
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hey, how did you get ahold of my husband’s socks?
and what is with guys wearing socks and underwear until they old, holey and stretched out anyway? I’ve never understood that one. is it the air circulation factor of the holes that you guys enjoy?
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Twitter: thegoddesscher
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Only your women should contain holes. :tongue1:
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Until that last (perched on the table) photo Bossy thought that robot thingie was you in your halloween costume.
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Personal theory here: The holes in the masturbation sock led to the carpet stains Britt mentioned. By the way, if you can blow holes like that in your wack-off sock, you might wanna consider “double bagging” now that you have replacements.
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I can live with holes in my underwear – no problem – but holes in my socks drive me insane – looks like you have that “gold toe” kind of sock that’s supposed to resist a man’s jagged nasty toenails – perfect!
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Transformers is on video already? I like that case!
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That Transformers case is awesome!
Sooo glad you got some new socks. I automatically throw out my husbands’ old ones – since I do his laundry. So, did you buy them because you were out of clean, holey socks or because you were really sick of the holes?!
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OOOO, someone went shopping! :woohoo:
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New socks?
The world is going to end tomorrow.
I’m running away to Tom Cruise’s bunker…wonder if it’s done yet.
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Hello, I go barefoot sometimes, but I refuse to wear sandals, so when we go out, it’s socks and sneakers.
Britt, well, I was peeing at the time.
Poppy, the second half was the best part!
ADW, I tried it with a few friends and they loved it. It worked to their cell phones, too.
Fogspinner, you should get it for him. It’s what a good wife would do.
Mom, you haven’t seen my feet.
Stephanie, we’re just efficient.
Crystal, fo realsies.
Dawn, I think it’s just laziness.
CP, and beer bottles.
Bossy, now that would be a costume! Mine won’t be nearly as wholesome.
Y2K, I’m like Superman.
Monkey, the gold toe ones are stronger in the toe area, but the heels rip really easily when I’m pulling them on.
Lynda, video? What is this video of which you speak?
Sybil, maybe a little bit of both.
Crazy, it was that or actually work.
Tug, and yesterday my new manties arrived!
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My Mom is picking one up for me today – my son is going to freak! But not as much as when he gets the Transformers game – which he’s been asking for the past 2 weeks.
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Mrs. Y2K came home from an out of town conference last night with gifts for her loved ones (I got nuttin) but Y2K Jr got a Transformers DVD. I thought the Case was the name of a Power-Ranger-like character and you were showing off your new toy. So… DUH! Cool case!
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Cheri, which game?
Y2K, you don’t know what the Transformers are????
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I won some goddamned fucking piece of fucking shit transformer at the conference this week. the guy before me won the plasma tv. Fucker.
I hate orlando. Fucking goddamned fucking pit of humidity fucking hell full of goddamned fucking screaming children, their fucking parents who might as well be children, and every goddamned car on the road has a guy with hair all over him, a cigar hanging out of his mouth, and wearing goddamned wife beaters and no shoes. Fuckers.
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Those socks REALLY want to be a monkey. In the worst way.
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The transformers game – you know the one for DS – shit I don’t know LOL
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Absurdist, I’m a guy with hair all over me!
Gina, they’re just tired of being used for masturbation purposes.
Cheri, ah, the DS one. Cool.
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okay, i looked @ the pic of the back of the CD case & thought that it was the anus of optimus, then i actually *read* the subtitle.
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