Two more days of prep doesn't seem like enough time! Either that, or I need two of me. Or three of me. Hm - now that could be fun in the bedroom!
posted by 
Thursday, October 25, 2007 @ 12:00 am
filed under Dirty talk, Writing 
tagged avitable, halloween, sex
my fondest wish is that my husband had an identical twin brother.
sigh
Comments by bluepaintred
*cries*
Why do you have to live all the way over there?
Comments by Hilly
I'm sure your efforts will be totally appreciated by those bastards who are lucky enough to attend your Halloween swarée.
Comments by Dave2
Then, wouldn't you fight over who got to be with the wife, and who would do all the chores etc?
Comments by Brandi
would amy be involved with the three avitables in the bedroom?
Comments by Amanda
For who?
Comments by Amy
The fact that I will be in attendance, while so many who want to be cannot, makes me happy, if only because for once in my life I know what it is like to be envied.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
You should either video tape some of the party and post it, or put up a live webcam somewhere in the house.
Comments by GirlDislocated
I'm all for cloning.
Comments by NYCWD
LMAO @ Amanda!!!
There has got to be at least a podcast of this momentous event–especially when you and Fabby get naked together at long last;-)
Comments by turnbaby
Um, yeah. You are going to have to choose. NaNoWriMo, or blog. Clearly, you will not be able to do both.
Comments by Miss Britt
Britt is correct!
Comments by Turnbaby
Party schmarty!
I will be spending the night pouting and sobbing because I can't be there! Okay, and maybe i'll be drunk too.
Comments by metalmom
Three Avitables. I say there's your costume.
Comments by RW
will there be dry ice?
Comments by hellohahanarf
GOOD LUCK!!!
Comments by themuttprincess
You know I'd be there if I won the lottery.
Comments by Robin
I am not guest posting again. Not that you'll ask me again, but I'm not. So, you need to maintain your blog instead of doing that silly challenge.
PARTAY.
Yah...
Comments by Poppy
Do I have to be in the bedroom too?
PS. Quality is better than quantity.
Especially when it comes to slip-sliding barf-mops that absolutely, positively, do not get sick and then deny it.
Comments by Clown
I am hosting a Mini Avitable party this weekend for 30ish of my kid's best friends (and a few parents) My entertainment plans is to tell them to stay the fuck out of my house. We will provide a fire, SMORES kits, hot dogs, pop and pizza.
The kids are way too cool for costumes, party games or themes. All they want to do is get drunk and have sex. Life is terrible when your daughter thinks that is fun and your wife thinks it is a sin.
Fate, how you mock me!!
Comments by Y2K Survivor
Avi,
I think I've found the perfect Halloween costume for you:
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/gorilla/
Comments by y not i
How about a clone trade off... I'll take one of yours and give you one of mine...
Comments by DutchBitch
And he's once.
twiiice.
three tiiiiiimes a vittabull....
and I'm haiiirrrrrry toooooooo
Comments by Wayne
Will there be a live video stream of the party?
Comments by Lynda
I'm sorry, the idea of there being more of you made me throw up a little in my mouth.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
BPR, now you have to go and be all creepy and shit.
Hilly, it's only a quick four hour flight!
Dave, they are indeed lucky bastards.
Brandi, no, that's what Amy would be for.
Amanda, I guess. Sigh.
Amy, for mes.
Mr. Fabulous, I envy you on a daily basis.
GirlDislocated, yeah, I am thinking about that.
NYCWD, it just has to be for the right reasons.
Turnbaby, we already got naked together with CP.
Britt, I can, I can!
Metalmom, you could have come. You were invited.
RW, I think one is too many already.
Hello, indubitably.
TMP, thanks.
Robin, you'd have to have a million dollars to come to my party? Bitch.
Poppy, it's not a silly challenge.
Clown, with Avitables, quantity is definitely better.
Y2K, sounds more fun than my party!
Y Not I, that's awesome. Unfortunately, I already have a penis that dispenses pina colada.
DB, I like that plan!
Wayne, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Very nice.
Lynda, maybe.
Tracy, you mean wet a little in your pants, don't you?
Comments by Avitable