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Don’t you fucking dare

This video is one of the most horrifying ones I’ve ever seen.

Me. The king of bad taste and horrifying things.

The man who laughs at dolphin blowjobs and even gets a semi.

The guy who can watch horse anal while eating.

I cannot finish watching this video. In fact, I can only make it through about 20 seconds of it.

Don’t watch this. But don’t take my word for it. Here are some videos of the reactions of other people watching this video.

If, after that, you’re still feeling brave, here you go. Watch the embedded one, or click the link underneath to watch as much of it you can stomach.

But don’t fucking say I didn’t warn you.

If the player doesn’t work, here’s a link.

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89 Replies to “Don’t you fucking dare”

  1. Angel

    Surprisingly, I made it through the whole thing, and it didn’t make me sick. (Although it is a good thing that you stopped when you did, Adam- there’s vomiting.) It did, however, scar me for life.

    That is the nastiest thing that I have ever watched in my entire life. That’s worse than Jack-Ass the movie. Seriously. WTF.

    If you are reading the comments, and have not yet watched it- DON’T. Trust me. You can live the rest of your life without seeing that one.

    Play this video at your Halloween party and you are sure to have the scariest party in the U.S.

  2. Michael

    I was wondering if the first shot was real then they switched out the glass for ice cream or something for the snacking shots, then they started the vomiting!

    I hope they got paid big bucks for that.

    I was eating watching that and I’m still eating, dang, the stuff one gets numb too.

  3. Avitable

    Gay Geek, nobody will listen.

    Amanda, I made it just a little bit further myself.

    Sybil, I wasn’t daring you – I was strongly suggesting that you turn away without watching.

    Angel, I don’t know how you did that. Anytime there’s vomiting, and people are ingesting it, I can’t handle it.

    Tracy, the horrible corners of the Internet.

    Annie, two girls share a cup, in which they shit and vomit and eat it and then shit and vomit.

    Dave, never! You can’t trick me.

    Jester, I just wonder how much mouthwash you have to use to get rid of that taste.

    Michael, I’m usually numb to everything, but not this.

    BPR, sure it is! Have some.

    HG5, didn’t you watch the videos of people reacting to that one?

    Usedtobeme, fiber and steak.

    Dan, that might be out there too, somewhere. Better be careful.

    KG, why would you do something like that?

    Denise, no peanut butter chocolate ice cream for you?

    NYCWD, I can write you a doctor’s note.

  4. Functionally ReTodded

    :boobs5:

    No way. Not doing it. Call me a pussy. I don’t care. I won’t watch.

    Back in the early early days of the worldwide interweb (as in i was browsing on a sun sparc station using a dialup mosaic connection), and I stumbled across an image of a woman sitting in a chair with her legs pulled up by her holding the ankles, and she was shitting. There was a dude facing the same direction, head tilted back, and the not still in her end of the log was in his mouth.

    I swear to god I couldn’t sleep for three days. This was back around 1994 and LONG before the internet became the place where no one is shocked anymore, and I was much younger and more impressionable. But I swear to you, I could not shake the notion that the image even existed, let alone the image itself.

    Daniel Perl getting his head sawed off upset me less by miles than a still image. THAT’S fucked up.

  5. hellohahanarf

    i’m not gonna watch. not gonna do it. you can’t make me.

    but damn, i hate how you posted, knowing that it is killing me not to look.

    maybe i could take just a little peek…

  6. Poppy

    There is absolutely no way I am even going near the Play button after reading all these comments. I fail to understand how two women, a cup, and something about soft serve is so repulsive, but I know there’s no going back.

  7. ADW

    Oh Shit!!

    I am using this as a dieting incentive:
    6AM Wake Up
    6-7 Watch Angel re runs
    7 AM Make Coffe
    7:15 AM Get hungry
    7:16 AM Watch 2 Girls One Cup
    7:17 AM Lose all desire for food for the rest of the day!

    Thank you for the dieting assistance.

  8. Webmiztris

    I want to look so badly, but I know I’ll regret it….plus I’m leaving for lunch here now and watching whatever this is might be bad. LOL I can’t imagine how anything could be much worse than Snakefucker, but I’m sure it is…. somehow.

  9. Cheri

    The videos of people watching were interesting – the first one cracked me up. I was surprised more people laughed than were sickened by it. Oh wait – maybe not – there are a bunch of sicko on the net ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. Kentucky Girl

    For annie and Tug..now with deleted scenes.

    Girl shits in cup some shit that doesn’t look like shit AT ALL. :puke: Looks like chocolate soft-serve ice cream. 2 girls lick the shit off the top of the cup like it is ice cream. :puke: Blonde girl squooshes it around in her mouth and through her teeth and all around and then swallows it. :puke: Then they take turns puking on it and licking the puke. :puke: Then they take turns puking into one another’s mouths. :puke:

    You’re soooooo welcome.

  11. hellohahanarf

    i refuse to watch it, but i have to know…did the girls involved seem like they enjoyed it or were they repulsed by their own behavior?
    there is just no fucken way i can comprehend why someone would do those things. and video it!
    that sound you hear? me. weeping for the future again.

  12. Wayne

    I decided early this morning to NOT watch it and instead to just watch the comments. I haven’t watched the vids of people watching it either.

    I still haven’t decided whether to watch it or not.

    All I know is the freakiest internet video I’ve seen was that “rubber johnny” one or whatever it was called. Not freaky or disgusting in the sense that this one was by using bodily fluids and gross actions, but disturbing on all sorts of OTHER levels.

    Maybe you can link the rubber johnny video tomorrow if it’s a slow day in Aviland.

  13. Avitable

    Todd, c’mon. I can’t believe you’d puss out on this. I bet your mom looked at it!

    Deanna, just don’t open any videos I send you that says it’s puppies and rainbows.

    Metalmom, your computer is very smart.

    DB, that’s still impressive.

    Joe, I know, huh?

    Hello, you should have watched it before reading the description. Now you’ll never know.

    Trish, it might make your hair turn gray!

    Britt, I’m so impressed that you even tried at all!

    Mr. Fabulous, really? I figured you of all people would watch it.

    RW, I assumed as much. Smart man.

    Rock, nobody can, apparently.

    Jeff, that’s true – the first bit is okay.

    Poppy, you really should have given it a whirl.

    ADW, anytime! You can send me naked photos of your dieting progress as payment.

    Amanda, I love his stuff!

    Girl, good thinking.

    Dawn, you should do it when you get home. Let your husband watch, too.

    KG, me too.

    Tug, I didn’t even watch the whole thing.

    Mike, tasty might be better.

    Amy, send it to Mike, though.

    Aunt Robin, no sense of adventure, either.

    Bossy, that’s good. I like you to much for you to see that.

    Cheri, there were a lot who almost puked, though.

    KG, very nice.

    Crystal, yeah, she summed it up well.

    Wayne, rubber johnny is very freaky. This is worse.

    RW, you’re a talented typist.

    Poppy, some people are adventurous!

  14. jester

    Avitable – I find that a quarter bottle of Scope is usually sufficient to kill the taste. You have to remember to floss though, or you’ll be picking peanuts out of your teeth for a few days.

  15. Janna

    I watched the whole entire thing, all the way through.
    Wow.
    I’m marking this on my calendar: “October 26, 2007: Sent brain to dry cleaners.”
    They may never be able to get that stain out of the prefrontal cortex.

    Trying not to think about this question: How long did they have to PRACTICE this before they could do it without gagging?

  16. Julia

    I watched it in total – yep I’m a tough bitch – and I thaught :shit: Worst scene was the blonde playing with it in her mouth :puke:
    But I’ve read about the puke thing once in FHM I think. It’s called “Roman Shower” = taking turns in puking into your partners mouth and vice versa.
    And now excuse me please, I will have a major lobotomy, extinguishing my memory …

  17. amanda

    Rubber Johnny is awesome…the special effects are amazing, although I would agree that it’s not for the faint of heart. From reading the comments here, I’d say that it’s nowhere near the same level as 2 Girls…I didn’t even watch 2 Girls, the description was enough! The last scene of Pink Flamingos was all the doo-doo-eating action that this girl needs, thanks.

  18. Dee

    I just want to know which one of them thought of it and how they brought the subject up before knowing the other person was into the same thing? :clap: That would be one funny conversation!

    I used to wonder what thought processes were going on when people did things for the very first time in history, like smoke tobacco or eat eggs. Now I have a whole new thing to ponder when I cannot fall asleep :puke: :woohoo:

  19. Avitable

    Jester, and corn.

    Poppy, I don’t make it. I just share it.

    Janna, it definitely would take practice. I’d rather not think about it, thank you.

    Julia, now it has a name. I hadn’t heard that, but I shall be using “Roman Shower” to describe that parade of horrors for the future.

    Amanda, my biggest problem with Rubber Johnny is that much of it is too hard to see or perceive.

    Y2K, of course.

    Absurdist, longer than I got.

    Nina, for that type of stuff? Probably a couple hundred dollars.

    Kat, well, you should search for the snake fucking and the dolphin blowing videos.

    Dee, I think they were just hired for the job. Writing that job ad must have been interesting, though.

  20. Miss Ann Thrope

    We’re getting ready to go out and I don’t think it’s in my best interest, So I made the Mr. watch it. He told me not to. I trust his judgement. I watched the reaction videos and they grossed me out so no.

    PS: You are one seriously demented individual.

  21. Nancycle

    I hadn’t visited in a while…Came over to see what’s new…Wondered what could possibly be so bad…wouldn’t load, so I watched the reactions first…still wondered what could be so bad….when it started, I remembered seeing some German flick years back that was similar content, but this takes the…er…well cak.

  22. Avitable

    Miss Ann, I would definitely trust his judgment. Keep in mind, however, that I also told everyone not to watch it. I’m looking out for everyone’s best interests.

    Karen, maybe Jess has a pair of balls. We’ll see.

    Nancycle, yes, it does.

    Da Duck, told you not to watch!

  23. Karen Rani

    Oh and I told Sassy (ohmygawdreally.com) about the video and she watched it with her husband and 20-something year old boys…they were all nearly sick…she had to leave the room. The next day she phoned me and screamed, “You fucking bitch!” Ha ha ha.

  24. MyWeeWorld

    I was in the car with my skating coach today when he mentioned that he was sending a link to his friends in order to scar them for life. I said, “Hey, was it two girls and a cup?” Oh, the shock on his face! So now, Mr. Avitable, thanks to you, my coach thinks that I, too, am a sick fuck. Especially since I made it all the way through that nasty video. My image as a nice Catholic girl has been shattered.

  25. Robin

    I think I missed this post because whenever you post about videos you find I just avoid it entirely. I have a weak stomach. I heard about it today in another way and found out you had posted about it. I tried to watch and once the cup part started I closed the screen. Given I was scarred by Stand By Me I will not ever watch this. I don’t know how anyone has.

  26. Memphis Steve

    OK, I’m at work so I let it load and then scrolled throught it really fast. It appears they’re eating and being nasty, but even so, this could get me fired. Ooh, in the meantime, I think it has inspired my bowels to move! I have to poo! gotta go

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