Don't you fucking dare

 

This video is one of the most horrifying ones I've ever seen.

Me. The king of bad taste and horrifying things.

The man who laughs at dolphin blowjobs and even gets a semi.

The guy who can watch horse anal while eating.

I cannot finish watching this video. In fact, I can only make it through about 20 seconds of it.

Don't watch this. But don't take my word for it. Here are some videos of the reactions of other people watching this video.

If, after that, you're still feeling brave, here you go. Watch the embedded one, or click the link underneath to watch as much of it you can stomach.

But don't fucking say I didn't warn you.

If the player doesn't work, here's a link.


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  1.  

    Yeah I had a feeling that is what it was about. And if you have not watched it yet. Listen to Avitable it is fucking gross

    Comments by Ask A Gay Geek

    comment by Ask A Gay Geek Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 12:09 am

     

  2.  

    oh my god I am scared for life. I only made it until the cup came out, then I quickly exited.

    Comments by Amanda

    comment by Amanda Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 12:11 am

     

  3.  

    Dammit.
    I always was one of those kids who couldn't turn down a dare. Well, I did a couple of times, but dammit!
    I haven't watched, yet. I am going to.
    I will yell at you, later.

    Comments by Sybil Law

    comment by Sybil Law Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 12:25 am

     

  4.  

    Surprisingly, I made it through the whole thing, and it didn't make me sick. (Although it is a good thing that you stopped when you did, Adam- there's vomiting.) It did, however, scar me for life.

    That is the nastiest thing that I have ever watched in my entire life. That's worse than Jack-Ass the movie. Seriously. WTF.

    If you are reading the comments, and have not yet watched it- DON'T. Trust me. You can live the rest of your life without seeing that one.

    Play this video at your Halloween party and you are sure to have the scariest party in the U.S.

    Comments by Angel

    comment by Angel Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 12:26 am

     

  5.  

    I watched it. ALL OF IT. And now I need to bleach my brain. No, really, I have Clorox.
    banghead

    Where do you find these things? poke

    Comments by Tracy Lynn

    comment by Tracy Lynn Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 12:27 am

     

  6.  

    THAT IS NOT REAL!
    Oh My God.
    Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh gross!
    But funny, somehow.
    GROSS.
    What's the worst sort of job for money? Being one of those whores!
    Dude.

    Comments by Sybil Law

    comment by Sybil Law Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 12:27 am

     

  7.  

    OK, would someone give a brief summary? because I WILL NOT watch ANY of your videos, Avi, you sick fuck.

    Comments by annie

    comment by annie Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 12:59 am

     

  8.  

    20 seconds? You totally missed the best part!! Quick, go watch it again, but this time all the way through!

    Comments by Dave2

    comment by Dave2 Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 1:05 am

     

  9.  

    I don't even want to know what you were googling when you found that video.

    I wonder if they consider it a bonus when they find a kernel of corn?

    Comments by jester

    comment by jester Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 1:06 am

     

  10.  

    I was wondering if the first shot was real then they switched out the glass for ice cream or something for the snacking shots, then they started the vomiting!

    I hope they got paid big bucks for that.

    I was eating watching that and I'm still eating, dang, the stuff one gets numb too.

    Comments by Michael

    comment by Michael Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 1:27 am

     

  11.  

    what the hell? thats not ice cream!

    Comments by bluepaintred

    comment by bluepaintred Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 1:30 am

     

  12.  

    That is the grossest thing I have ever seen. I literally almost threw up. What is wrong with some people? (And I don't mean you, Avi, I mean the sick people in that video).

    Ick.

    J.

    Comments by HoosierGirl5

    comment by HoosierGirl5 Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 2:13 am

     

  13.  

    What the fuck did she eat to make her shit look like that?

    Comments by usedtobeme

    comment by usedtobeme Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 2:24 am

     

  14.  

    The only way that could have ben worse would be if it starred my parents.

    Comments by Dan

    comment by Dan Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 4:02 am

     

  15.  

    Oh my fucking gawd. puke

    I watched the whole thing. God. Oh god. puke

    Comments by Kentucky Girl

    comment by Kentucky Girl Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 5:43 am

     

  16.  

    I watched it. I will not be eating soft serve again anytime soon. Thank you.

    Comments by Denise

    comment by Denise Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 6:24 am

     

  17.  

    I wish it wasn't too late to call in sick.

    I may go home early now.

    Thanks.

    Comments by NYCWD

    comment by NYCWD Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 6:55 am

     

  18.  

    Gay Geek, nobody will listen.

    Amanda, I made it just a little bit further myself.

    Sybil, I wasn't daring you - I was strongly suggesting that you turn away without watching.

    Angel, I don't know how you did that. Anytime there's vomiting, and people are ingesting it, I can't handle it.

    Tracy, the horrible corners of the Internet.

    Annie, two girls share a cup, in which they shit and vomit and eat it and then shit and vomit.

    Dave, never! You can't trick me.

    Jester, I just wonder how much mouthwash you have to use to get rid of that taste.

    Michael, I'm usually numb to everything, but not this.

    BPR, sure it is! Have some.

    HG5, didn't you watch the videos of people reacting to that one?

    Usedtobeme, fiber and steak.

    Dan, that might be out there too, somewhere. Better be careful.

    KG, why would you do something like that?

    Denise, no peanut butter chocolate ice cream for you?

    NYCWD, I can write you a doctor's note.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 6:59 am

     

  19.  

    boobs5

    No way. Not doing it. Call me a pussy. I don't care. I won't watch.

    Back in the early early days of the worldwide interweb (as in i was browsing on a sun sparc station using a dialup mosaic connection), and I stumbled across an image of a woman sitting in a chair with her legs pulled up by her holding the ankles, and she was shitting. There was a dude facing the same direction, head tilted back, and the not still in her end of the log was in his mouth.

    I swear to god I couldn't sleep for three days. This was back around 1994 and LONG before the internet became the place where no one is shocked anymore, and I was much younger and more impressionable. But I swear to you, I could not shake the notion that the image even existed, let alone the image itself.

    Daniel Perl getting his head sawed off upset me less by miles than a still image. THAT'S fucked up.

    Comments by Functionally ReTodded

    comment by Functionally ReTodded Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 7:53 am

     

  20.  

    I can't even get through the comments without gagging and almost being sick, there is no way in hell I will watch that.

    Comments by DeannaBanana

    comment by DeannaBanana Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 8:06 am

     

  21.  

    My computer agrees with you- It won't let me watch it!

    Comments by metalmom

    comment by metalmom Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 8:27 am

     

  22.  

    Holy Shit, that is DISGUSTING!! I think I made it thru about 15 seconds...

    Comments by DutchBitch

    comment by DutchBitch Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 8:30 am

     

  23.  

    Dude. What the fuck?

    Comments by Joefish

    comment by Joefish Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 8:43 am

     

  24.  

    i'm not gonna watch. not gonna do it. you can't make me.

    but damn, i hate how you posted, knowing that it is killing me not to look.

    maybe i could take just a little peek...

    Comments by hellohahanarf

    comment by hellohahanarf Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 8:45 am

     

  25.  

    I follow instructions. I will not watch. I'm too virginal and sensitive anyway!

    Comments by Trish

    comment by Trish Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 8:47 am

     

  26.  

    2 seconds.

    Oh God.

    Ohhhh dear God.

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 8:52 am

     

  27.  

    I read the comments first and then totally pussed out.

    I am not a man.

    Comments by Mr. Fabulous

    comment by Mr. Fabulous Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 8:54 am

     

  28.  

    Okie dokie. Passing here.

    Comments by RW

    comment by RW Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 9:01 am

     

  29.  

    Ouch! I made it 10 seconds in before being completely grossed out and scarred for life.

    Why can't I listen to simple directions???

    Comments by RockDog

    comment by RockDog Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 9:21 am

     

  30.  

    I you keep looping through the first 8 seconds it's not too bad. So there's that.

    Comments by Jeff

    comment by Jeff Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 9:48 am

     

  31.  

    There is absolutely no way I am even going near the Play button after reading all these comments. I fail to understand how two women, a cup, and something about soft serve is so repulsive, but I know there's no going back.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 9:49 am

     

  32.  

    Oh Shit!!

    I am using this as a dieting incentive:
    6AM Wake Up
    6-7 Watch Angel re runs
    7 AM Make Coffe
    7:15 AM Get hungry
    7:16 AM Watch 2 Girls One Cup
    7:17 AM Lose all desire for food for the rest of the day!

    Thank you for the dieting assistance.

    Comments by ADW

    comment by ADW Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 9:57 am

     

  33.  

    You and Chuck Pahlahniuk need to get together and make a movie. Sickos. :)

    Comments by amanda

    comment by amanda Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 12:01 pm

     

  34.  

    If you add an innocuous title and send it in an email, it would make the best hate mail ever. (unless you're on the receiving end)

    angel

    Comments by Girl, Dislocated

    comment by Girl, Dislocated Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 1:30 pm

     

  35.  

    I want to look so badly, but I know I'll regret it....plus I'm leaving for lunch here now and watching whatever this is might be bad. LOL I can't imagine how anything could be much worse than Snakefucker, but I'm sure it is.... somehow.

    Comments by Webmiztris

    comment by Webmiztris Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 1:32 pm

     

  36.  

    No, Webmiztris. Don't click it. Seriously. I wretch just thinking about it. puke

    Comments by Kentucky Girl

    comment by Kentucky Girl Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 1:33 pm

     

  37.  

    I'm with Annie...recap please?

    Comments by Tug

    comment by Tug Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 1:39 pm

     

  38.  

    I was going to say "Tasteless".

    ;-)

    @Usedtobeme: I think the answer is in your question.

    Comments by Mike

    comment by Mike Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 2:00 pm

     

  39.  

    LOL! My "new" avatar is up, but it's been so long since I changed it that my hair is back now. ;-)

    Comments by Mike

    comment by Mike Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

     

  40.  

    Ooo, no thank you, no thank you. I'm with RW.

    Comments by Amy

    comment by Amy Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 2:19 pm

     

  41.  

    I'll take a pass. How do you think I lived to be this old? I'm no Pandora.

    Comments by Aunt Robin

    comment by Aunt Robin Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 2:29 pm

     

  42.  

    Nope, Bossy couldn't do it. She never was one of those Dare types.

    Comments by BOSSY

    comment by BOSSY Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 2:37 pm

     

  43.  

    The videos of people watching were interesting - the first one cracked me up. I was surprised more people laughed than were sickened by it. Oh wait - maybe not - there are a bunch of sicko on the net :-)

    Comments by Cheri

    comment by Cheri Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 3:22 pm

     

  44.  

    For annie and Tug..now with deleted scenes.

    Girl shits in cup some shit that doesn't look like shit AT ALL. puke Looks like chocolate soft-serve ice cream. 2 girls lick the shit off the top of the cup like it is ice cream. puke Blonde girl squooshes it around in her mouth and through her teeth and all around and then swallows it. puke Then they take turns puking on it and licking the puke. puke Then they take turns puking into one another's mouths. puke

    You're soooooo welcome.

    Comments by Kentucky Girl

    comment by Kentucky Girl Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 3:27 pm

     

  45.  

    EWWWWWWW. KG, thanks for the blow by blow so I know to never ever ever never ever watch that video ever.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 3:32 pm

     

  46.  

    OH

    MY

    HOLY

    HELL.

    thanks KG??

    I am SO glad I didn't watch it. SO glad. heartbeat

    Comments by Tug

    comment by Tug Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 3:32 pm

     

  47.  

    Actually, it is much easier reading it than SEEING it. God.

    Comments by Kentucky Girl

    comment by Kentucky Girl Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 3:34 pm

     

  48.  

    Oh, I have no doubt, & will TOTALLY take your word for it!

    I'll even buy you a drink for saving my mind martini

    Comments by Tug

    comment by Tug Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 3:38 pm

     

  49.  

    your summary made me sick without me even having to watch it.

    Comments by Crys

    comment by Crys Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 4:00 pm

     

  50.  

    i refuse to watch it, but i have to know...did the girls involved seem like they enjoyed it or were they repulsed by their own behavior?
    there is just no fucken way i can comprehend why someone would do those things. and video it!
    that sound you hear? me. weeping for the future again.

    Comments by hellohahanarf

    comment by hellohahanarf Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 4:12 pm

     

  51.  

    I decided early this morning to NOT watch it and instead to just watch the comments. I haven't watched the vids of people watching it either.

    I still haven't decided whether to watch it or not.

    All I know is the freakiest internet video I've seen was that "rubber johnny" one or whatever it was called. Not freaky or disgusting in the sense that this one was by using bodily fluids and gross actions, but disturbing on all sorts of OTHER levels.

    Maybe you can link the rubber johnny video tomorrow if it's a slow day in Aviland.

    Comments by Wayne

    comment by Wayne Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 5:08 pm

     

  52.  

    I started reading KG's synopsis and have covered my eyes and am going "lalalalalalala" - how the hell am I managing to type this I'll never know.

    Comments by RW

    comment by RW Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 5:18 pm

     

  53.  

    Wah, I cannot BELIEVE you are still trying to decide! Did you NOT read KG's description?! Stop the madness!

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 5:32 pm

     

  54.  

    Todd, c'mon. I can't believe you'd puss out on this. I bet your mom looked at it!

    Deanna, just don't open any videos I send you that says it's puppies and rainbows.

    Metalmom, your computer is very smart.

    DB, that's still impressive.

    Joe, I know, huh?

    Hello, you should have watched it before reading the description. Now you'll never know.

    Trish, it might make your hair turn gray!

    Britt, I'm so impressed that you even tried at all!

    Mr. Fabulous, really? I figured you of all people would watch it.

    RW, I assumed as much. Smart man.

    Rock, nobody can, apparently.

    Jeff, that's true - the first bit is okay.

    Poppy, you really should have given it a whirl.

    ADW, anytime! You can send me naked photos of your dieting progress as payment.

    Amanda, I love his stuff!

    Girl, good thinking.

    Dawn, you should do it when you get home. Let your husband watch, too.

    KG, me too.

    Tug, I didn't even watch the whole thing.

    Mike, tasty might be better.

    Amy, send it to Mike, though.

    Aunt Robin, no sense of adventure, either.

    Bossy, that's good. I like you to much for you to see that.

    Cheri, there were a lot who almost puked, though.

    KG, very nice.

    Crystal, yeah, she summed it up well.

    Wayne, rubber johnny is very freaky. This is worse.

    RW, you're a talented typist.

    Poppy, some people are adventurous!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 5:43 pm

     

  55.  

    Avitable - I find that a quarter bottle of Scope is usually sufficient to kill the taste. You have to remember to floss though, or you'll be picking peanuts out of your teeth for a few days.

    Comments by jester

    comment by jester Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 5:52 pm

     

  56.  

    And some people are fucking disgusting for posting shit-serve videos. Gross.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 5:53 pm

     

  57.  

    I watched the whole entire thing, all the way through.
    Wow.
    I'm marking this on my calendar: "October 26, 2007: Sent brain to dry cleaners."
    They may never be able to get that stain out of the prefrontal cortex.

    Trying not to think about this question: How long did they have to PRACTICE this before they could do it without gagging?

    Comments by Janna

    comment by Janna Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 9:24 pm

     

  58.  

    By the way, oops.
    Duh.
    The "register" thing (in the sidebar) isn't what I thought it was.
    Sorry.

    Comments by Janna

    comment by Janna Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 9:52 pm

     

  59.  

    I watched it in total - yep I'm a tough bitch - and I thaught shit Worst scene was the blonde playing with it in her mouth puke
    But I've read about the puke thing once in FHM I think. It's called "Roman Shower" = taking turns in puking into your partners mouth and vice versa.
    And now excuse me please, I will have a major lobotomy, extinguishing my memory ...

    Comments by Julia

    comment by Julia Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 10:02 pm

     

  60.  

    Rubber Johnny is awesome...the special effects are amazing, although I would agree that it's not for the faint of heart. From reading the comments here, I'd say that it's nowhere near the same level as 2 Girls...I didn't even watch 2 Girls, the description was enough! The last scene of Pink Flamingos was all the doo-doo-eating action that this girl needs, thanks.

    Comments by amanda

    comment by amanda Friday, October 26, 2007 @ 10:42 pm

     

  61.  

    eh... Pssssst! Did you invite the video chicks to the party this weeknd?

    Comments by Y2K Survivor

    comment by Y2K Survivor Saturday, October 27, 2007 @ 12:05 am

     

  62.  

    Yup. I got to about thirty seconds.

    Comments by The Absurdist

    comment by The Absurdist Saturday, October 27, 2007 @ 6:08 am

     

  63.  

    Ok my God, why? What I would like to know is how much they got paid. Because Jesus Gay that is the worst thing I have ever seen.

    Comments by Nina

    comment by Nina Saturday, October 27, 2007 @ 4:39 pm

     

  64.  

    fuck ick no way!

    First and last time I watch Avitable's vids should have listened to the rest of ya.

    Comments by ~kat

    comment by ~kat Saturday, October 27, 2007 @ 6:46 pm

     

  65.  

    I just want to know which one of them thought of it and how they brought the subject up before knowing the other person was into the same thing? clap That would be one funny conversation!

    I used to wonder what thought processes were going on when people did things for the very first time in history, like smoke tobacco or eat eggs. Now I have a whole new thing to ponder when I cannot fall asleep puke woohoo

    Comments by Dee

    comment by Dee Saturday, October 27, 2007 @ 10:18 pm

     

  66.  

    Jester, and corn.

    Poppy, I don't make it. I just share it.

    Janna, it definitely would take practice. I'd rather not think about it, thank you.

    Julia, now it has a name. I hadn't heard that, but I shall be using "Roman Shower" to describe that parade of horrors for the future.

    Amanda, my biggest problem with Rubber Johnny is that much of it is too hard to see or perceive.

    Y2K, of course.

    Absurdist, longer than I got.

    Nina, for that type of stuff? Probably a couple hundred dollars.

    Kat, well, you should search for the snake fucking and the dolphin blowing videos.

    Dee, I think they were just hired for the job. Writing that job ad must have been interesting, though.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Sunday, October 28, 2007 @ 9:18 am

     

  67.  

    We're getting ready to go out and I don't think it's in my best interest, So I made the Mr. watch it. He told me not to. I trust his judgement. I watched the reaction videos and they grossed me out so no.

    PS: You are one seriously demented individual.

    Comments by Miss Ann Thrope

    comment by Miss Ann Thrope Sunday, October 28, 2007 @ 5:17 pm

     

  68.  

    Thanks to KG, I didn't click. Well I did click because I was curious, then I chickened out. I hope Jess doesn't watch. Jeebus.

    Comments by Karen Rani

    comment by Karen Rani Sunday, October 28, 2007 @ 10:02 pm

     

  69.  

    I hadn't visited in a while...Came over to see what's new...Wondered what could possibly be so bad...wouldn't load, so I watched the reactions first...still wondered what could be so bad....when it started, I remembered seeing some German flick years back that was similar content, but this takes the...er...well cak.

    Comments by Nancycle

    comment by Nancycle Sunday, October 28, 2007 @ 11:57 pm

     

  70.  

    I....hmm...ugh...ick....*going to throw up now* shit martini

    Comments by Da Duck

    comment by Da Duck Tuesday, October 30, 2007 @ 3:18 am

     

  71.  

    Miss Ann, I would definitely trust his judgment. Keep in mind, however, that I also told everyone not to watch it. I'm looking out for everyone's best interests.

    Karen, maybe Jess has a pair of balls. We'll see.

    Nancycle, yes, it does.

    Da Duck, told you not to watch!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Wednesday, October 31, 2007 @ 7:34 am

     

  72.  

    boobs1 assshake boobs5 sexytime sex014 sex014 boobs1

    thats fucking gross man!

    how the fuck can u post shit like that!

    Comments by the boy blunder!

    comment by the boy blunder! Thursday, November 1, 2007 @ 5:02 pm

     

  73.  

    Boy Blunder, I said it was horrifying - were the words I used too big to understand?

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Friday, November 2, 2007 @ 7:22 am

     

  74.  

    hey man, i didnt mean that i didnt understand. but the thing is just so fucked up dude!!!!

    Comments by the boy blunder!

    comment by the boy blunder! Friday, November 2, 2007 @ 8:08 am

     

  75.  

    no offences to the holeyness!!!

    thumbsup woohoo

    Comments by the boy blunder!

    comment by the boy blunder! Friday, November 2, 2007 @ 8:11 am

     

  76.  

    Boy Blunder, you mean everybody doesn't love a nice glass of swirled shit covered in vomit? I thought it was a common taste now. lmao

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Friday, November 2, 2007 @ 1:28 pm

     

  77.  

    I still haven't watched the original video, nor this one I'm about to share but someone made this for Funnyordie.com and it's getting a lot of action on Digg: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fdad05b8c7

    Hopefully it doesn't suck or I will look stupid. er.

    Comments by Karen Rani

    comment by Karen Rani Friday, November 2, 2007 @ 2:25 pm

     

  78.  

    Okay, that was pretty funny.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Friday, November 2, 2007 @ 3:04 pm

     

  79.  

    See and I was too chicken to watch that either. I'm such a pussy.

    Comments by Karen Rani

    comment by Karen Rani Friday, November 2, 2007 @ 3:06 pm

     

  80.  

    Oh and I told Sassy (ohmygawdreally.com) about the video and she watched it with her husband and 20-something year old boys...they were all nearly sick...she had to leave the room. The next day she phoned me and screamed, "You fucking bitch!" Ha ha ha.

    Comments by Karen Rani

    comment by Karen Rani Friday, November 2, 2007 @ 3:07 pm

     

  81.  

    i dunno what people are doing in US now, but being in a backward place like Singapore, people still frown if you do that!!
    boobs3

    Comments by the boy blunder!

    comment by the boy blunder! Saturday, November 3, 2007 @ 2:37 am

     

  82.  

    I was in the car with my skating coach today when he mentioned that he was sending a link to his friends in order to scar them for life. I said, "Hey, was it two girls and a cup?" Oh, the shock on his face! So now, Mr. Avitable, thanks to you, my coach thinks that I, too, am a sick fuck. Especially since I made it all the way through that nasty video. My image as a nice Catholic girl has been shattered.

    Comments by MyWeeWorld

    comment by MyWeeWorld Sunday, November 4, 2007 @ 5:28 pm

     

  83.  

    Boy Blunder, if you see a frown, turn it brown!

    MyWeeWorld, you made it through the whole video? You're the best kind of Catholic girl!

    Comments by Avitable