This video is one of the most horrifying ones I’ve ever seen.
Me. The king of bad taste and horrifying things.
The man who laughs at dolphin blowjobs and even gets a semi.
The guy who can watch horse anal while eating.
I cannot finish watching this video. In fact, I can only make it through about 20 seconds of it.
Don’t watch this. But don’t take my word for it. Here are some videos of the reactions of other people watching this video.
If, after that, you’re still feeling brave, here you go. Watch the embedded one, or click the link underneath to watch as much of it you can stomach.
But don’t fucking say I didn’t warn you.
If the player doesn’t work, here’s a link.
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Yeah I had a feeling that is what it was about. And if you have not watched it yet. Listen to Avitable it is fucking gross
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Twitter: Amanda234
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oh my god I am scared for life. I only made it until the cup came out, then I quickly exited.
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Dammit.
I always was one of those kids who couldn’t turn down a dare. Well, I did a couple of times, but dammit!
I haven’t watched, yet. I am going to.
I will yell at you, later.
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Surprisingly, I made it through the whole thing, and it didn’t make me sick. (Although it is a good thing that you stopped when you did, Adam- there’s vomiting.) It did, however, scar me for life.
That is the nastiest thing that I have ever watched in my entire life. That’s worse than Jack-Ass the movie. Seriously. WTF.
If you are reading the comments, and have not yet watched it- DON’T. Trust me. You can live the rest of your life without seeing that one.
Play this video at your Halloween party and you are sure to have the scariest party in the U.S.
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Twitter: tlkaply
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I watched it. ALL OF IT. And now I need to bleach my brain. No, really, I have Clorox.
:banghead:
Where do you find these things? :poke:
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THAT IS NOT REAL!
Oh My God.
Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh gross!
But funny, somehow.
GROSS.
What’s the worst sort of job for money? Being one of those whores!
Dude.
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OK, would someone give a brief summary? because I WILL NOT watch ANY of your videos, Avi, you sick fuck.
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Twitter: Blogography
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20 seconds? You totally missed the best part!! Quick, go watch it again, but this time all the way through!
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I don’t even want to know what you were googling when you found that video.
I wonder if they consider it a bonus when they find a kernel of corn?
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I was wondering if the first shot was real then they switched out the glass for ice cream or something for the snacking shots, then they started the vomiting!
I hope they got paid big bucks for that.
I was eating watching that and I’m still eating, dang, the stuff one gets numb too.
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what the hell? thats not ice cream!
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heh
http://www.buttpaste.com/
hehehehehhe
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That is the grossest thing I have ever seen. I literally almost threw up. What is wrong with some people? (And I don’t mean you, Avi, I mean the sick people in that video).
Ick.
J.
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What the fuck did she eat to make her shit look like that?
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The only way that could have ben worse would be if it starred my parents.
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Oh my fucking gawd. :puke:
I watched the whole thing. God. Oh god. :puke:
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I watched it. I will not be eating soft serve again anytime soon. Thank you.
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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I wish it wasn’t too late to call in sick.
I may go home early now.
Thanks.
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Gay Geek, nobody will listen.
Amanda, I made it just a little bit further myself.
Sybil, I wasn’t daring you – I was strongly suggesting that you turn away without watching.
Angel, I don’t know how you did that. Anytime there’s vomiting, and people are ingesting it, I can’t handle it.
Tracy, the horrible corners of the Internet.
Annie, two girls share a cup, in which they shit and vomit and eat it and then shit and vomit.
Dave, never! You can’t trick me.
Jester, I just wonder how much mouthwash you have to use to get rid of that taste.
Michael, I’m usually numb to everything, but not this.
BPR, sure it is! Have some.
HG5, didn’t you watch the videos of people reacting to that one?
Usedtobeme, fiber and steak.
Dan, that might be out there too, somewhere. Better be careful.
KG, why would you do something like that?
Denise, no peanut butter chocolate ice cream for you?
NYCWD, I can write you a doctor’s note.
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:boobs5:
No way. Not doing it. Call me a pussy. I don’t care. I won’t watch.
Back in the early early days of the worldwide interweb (as in i was browsing on a sun sparc station using a dialup mosaic connection), and I stumbled across an image of a woman sitting in a chair with her legs pulled up by her holding the ankles, and she was shitting. There was a dude facing the same direction, head tilted back, and the not still in her end of the log was in his mouth.
I swear to god I couldn’t sleep for three days. This was back around 1994 and LONG before the internet became the place where no one is shocked anymore, and I was much younger and more impressionable. But I swear to you, I could not shake the notion that the image even existed, let alone the image itself.
Daniel Perl getting his head sawed off upset me less by miles than a still image. THAT’S fucked up.
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I can’t even get through the comments without gagging and almost being sick, there is no way in hell I will watch that.
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My computer agrees with you- It won’t let me watch it!
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Holy Shit, that is DISGUSTING!! I think I made it thru about 15 seconds…
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Dude. What the fuck?
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i’m not gonna watch. not gonna do it. you can’t make me.
but damn, i hate how you posted, knowing that it is killing me not to look.
maybe i could take just a little peek…
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I follow instructions. I will not watch. I’m too virginal and sensitive anyway!
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2 seconds.
Oh God.
Ohhhh dear God.
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I read the comments first and then totally pussed out.
I am not a man.
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Okie dokie. Passing here.
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Ouch! I made it 10 seconds in before being completely grossed out and scarred for life.
Why can’t I listen to simple directions???
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I you keep looping through the first 8 seconds it’s not too bad. So there’s that.
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There is absolutely no way I am even going near the Play button after reading all these comments. I fail to understand how two women, a cup, and something about soft serve is so repulsive, but I know there’s no going back.
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Oh Shit!!
I am using this as a dieting incentive:
6AM Wake Up
6-7 Watch Angel re runs
7 AM Make Coffe
7:15 AM Get hungry
7:16 AM Watch 2 Girls One Cup
7:17 AM Lose all desire for food for the rest of the day!
Thank you for the dieting assistance.
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You and Chuck Pahlahniuk need to get together and make a movie. Sickos.
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If you add an innocuous title and send it in an email, it would make the best hate mail ever. (unless you’re on the receiving end)
:angel:
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I want to look so badly, but I know I’ll regret it….plus I’m leaving for lunch here now and watching whatever this is might be bad. LOL I can’t imagine how anything could be much worse than Snakefucker, but I’m sure it is…. somehow.
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No, Webmiztris. Don’t click it. Seriously. I wretch just thinking about it. :puke:
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I’m with Annie…recap please?
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Twitter: LeSombre
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I was going to say “Tasteless”.
@Usedtobeme: I think the answer is in your question.
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Twitter: LeSombre
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LOL! My “new” avatar is up, but it’s been so long since I changed it that my hair is back now.
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Ooo, no thank you, no thank you. I’m with RW.
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I’ll take a pass. How do you think I lived to be this old? I’m no Pandora.
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Nope, Bossy couldn’t do it. She never was one of those Dare types.
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The videos of people watching were interesting – the first one cracked me up. I was surprised more people laughed than were sickened by it. Oh wait – maybe not – there are a bunch of sicko on the net
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For annie and Tug..now with deleted scenes.
Girl shits in cup some shit that doesn’t look like shit AT ALL. :puke: Looks like chocolate soft-serve ice cream. 2 girls lick the shit off the top of the cup like it is ice cream. :puke: Blonde girl squooshes it around in her mouth and through her teeth and all around and then swallows it. :puke: Then they take turns puking on it and licking the puke. :puke: Then they take turns puking into one another’s mouths. :puke:
You’re soooooo welcome.
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EWWWWWWW. KG, thanks for the blow by blow so I know to never ever ever never ever watch that video ever.
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OH
MY
HOLY
HELL.
thanks KG??
I am SO glad I didn’t watch it. SO glad. :heartbeat:
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Actually, it is much easier reading it than SEEING it. God.
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Oh, I have no doubt, & will TOTALLY take your word for it!
I’ll even buy you a drink for saving my mind :martini:
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your summary made me sick without me even having to watch it.
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i refuse to watch it, but i have to know…did the girls involved seem like they enjoyed it or were they repulsed by their own behavior?
there is just no fucken way i can comprehend why someone would do those things. and video it!
that sound you hear? me. weeping for the future again.
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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I decided early this morning to NOT watch it and instead to just watch the comments. I haven’t watched the vids of people watching it either.
I still haven’t decided whether to watch it or not.
All I know is the freakiest internet video I’ve seen was that “rubber johnny” one or whatever it was called. Not freaky or disgusting in the sense that this one was by using bodily fluids and gross actions, but disturbing on all sorts of OTHER levels.
Maybe you can link the rubber johnny video tomorrow if it’s a slow day in Aviland.
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I started reading KG’s synopsis and have covered my eyes and am going “lalalalalalala” – how the hell am I managing to type this I’ll never know.
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Wah, I cannot BELIEVE you are still trying to decide! Did you NOT read KG’s description?! Stop the madness!
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Todd, c’mon. I can’t believe you’d puss out on this. I bet your mom looked at it!
Deanna, just don’t open any videos I send you that says it’s puppies and rainbows.
Metalmom, your computer is very smart.
DB, that’s still impressive.
Joe, I know, huh?
Hello, you should have watched it before reading the description. Now you’ll never know.
Trish, it might make your hair turn gray!
Britt, I’m so impressed that you even tried at all!
Mr. Fabulous, really? I figured you of all people would watch it.
RW, I assumed as much. Smart man.
Rock, nobody can, apparently.
Jeff, that’s true – the first bit is okay.
Poppy, you really should have given it a whirl.
ADW, anytime! You can send me naked photos of your dieting progress as payment.
Amanda, I love his stuff!
Girl, good thinking.
Dawn, you should do it when you get home. Let your husband watch, too.
KG, me too.
Tug, I didn’t even watch the whole thing.
Mike, tasty might be better.
Amy, send it to Mike, though.
Aunt Robin, no sense of adventure, either.
Bossy, that’s good. I like you to much for you to see that.
Cheri, there were a lot who almost puked, though.
KG, very nice.
Crystal, yeah, she summed it up well.
Wayne, rubber johnny is very freaky. This is worse.
RW, you’re a talented typist.
Poppy, some people are adventurous!
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Avitable – I find that a quarter bottle of Scope is usually sufficient to kill the taste. You have to remember to floss though, or you’ll be picking peanuts out of your teeth for a few days.
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And some people are fucking disgusting for posting shit-serve videos. Gross.
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I watched the whole entire thing, all the way through.
Wow.
I’m marking this on my calendar: “October 26, 2007: Sent brain to dry cleaners.”
They may never be able to get that stain out of the prefrontal cortex.
Trying not to think about this question: How long did they have to PRACTICE this before they could do it without gagging?
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By the way, oops.
Duh.
The “register” thing (in the sidebar) isn’t what I thought it was.
Sorry.
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I watched it in total – yep I’m a tough bitch – and I thaught :shit: Worst scene was the blonde playing with it in her mouth :puke:
But I’ve read about the puke thing once in FHM I think. It’s called “Roman Shower” = taking turns in puking into your partners mouth and vice versa.
And now excuse me please, I will have a major lobotomy, extinguishing my memory …
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Rubber Johnny is awesome…the special effects are amazing, although I would agree that it’s not for the faint of heart. From reading the comments here, I’d say that it’s nowhere near the same level as 2 Girls…I didn’t even watch 2 Girls, the description was enough! The last scene of Pink Flamingos was all the doo-doo-eating action that this girl needs, thanks.
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eh… Pssssst! Did you invite the video chicks to the party this weeknd?
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Yup. I got to about thirty seconds.
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Twitter: Readerwrites
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Ok my God, why? What I would like to know is how much they got paid. Because Jesus Gay that is the worst thing I have ever seen.
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fuck ick no way!
First and last time I watch Avitable’s vids should have listened to the rest of ya.
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I just want to know which one of them thought of it and how they brought the subject up before knowing the other person was into the same thing? :clap: That would be one funny conversation!
I used to wonder what thought processes were going on when people did things for the very first time in history, like smoke tobacco or eat eggs. Now I have a whole new thing to ponder when I cannot fall asleep :puke: :woohoo:
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Jester, and corn.
Poppy, I don’t make it. I just share it.
Janna, it definitely would take practice. I’d rather not think about it, thank you.
Julia, now it has a name. I hadn’t heard that, but I shall be using “Roman Shower” to describe that parade of horrors for the future.
Amanda, my biggest problem with Rubber Johnny is that much of it is too hard to see or perceive.
Y2K, of course.
Absurdist, longer than I got.
Nina, for that type of stuff? Probably a couple hundred dollars.
Kat, well, you should search for the snake fucking and the dolphin blowing videos.
Dee, I think they were just hired for the job. Writing that job ad must have been interesting, though.
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We’re getting ready to go out and I don’t think it’s in my best interest, So I made the Mr. watch it. He told me not to. I trust his judgement. I watched the reaction videos and they grossed me out so no.
PS: You are one seriously demented individual.
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Twitter: karensugarpants
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Thanks to KG, I didn’t click. Well I did click because I was curious, then I chickened out. I hope Jess doesn’t watch. Jeebus.
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I hadn’t visited in a while…Came over to see what’s new…Wondered what could possibly be so bad…wouldn’t load, so I watched the reactions first…still wondered what could be so bad….when it started, I remembered seeing some German flick years back that was similar content, but this takes the…er…well cak.
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I….hmm…ugh…ick….*going to throw up now* :shit: :martini:
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Miss Ann, I would definitely trust his judgment. Keep in mind, however, that I also told everyone not to watch it. I’m looking out for everyone’s best interests.
Karen, maybe Jess has a pair of balls. We’ll see.
Nancycle, yes, it does.
Da Duck, told you not to watch!
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thats fucking gross man!
how the fuck can u post shit like that!
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Boy Blunder, I said it was horrifying – were the words I used too big to understand?
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hey man, i didnt mean that i didnt understand. but the thing is just so fucked up dude!!!!
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no offences to the holeyness!!!
:thumbsup: :woohoo:
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Boy Blunder, you mean everybody doesn’t love a nice glass of swirled shit covered in vomit? I thought it was a common taste now. :lmao:
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Twitter: karensugarpants
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I still haven’t watched the original video, nor this one I’m about to share but someone made this for Funnyordie.com and it’s getting a lot of action on Digg: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fdad05b8c7
Hopefully it doesn’t suck or I will look stupid. er.
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Okay, that was pretty funny.
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Twitter: karensugarpants
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See and I was too chicken to watch that either. I’m such a pussy.
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Twitter: karensugarpants
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Oh and I told Sassy (ohmygawdreally.com) about the video and she watched it with her husband and 20-something year old boys…they were all nearly sick…she had to leave the room. The next day she phoned me and screamed, “You fucking bitch!” Ha ha ha.
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Very nice!
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i dunno what people are doing in US now, but being in a backward place like Singapore, people still frown if you do that!!
:boobs3:
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I was in the car with my skating coach today when he mentioned that he was sending a link to his friends in order to scar them for life. I said, “Hey, was it two girls and a cup?” Oh, the shock on his face! So now, Mr. Avitable, thanks to you, my coach thinks that I, too, am a sick fuck. Especially since I made it all the way through that nasty video. My image as a nice Catholic girl has been shattered.
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Boy Blunder, if you see a frown, turn it brown!
MyWeeWorld, you made it through the whole video? You’re the best kind of Catholic girl!
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Twitter: hismuse
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I think I missed this post because whenever you post about videos you find I just avoid it entirely. I have a weak stomach. I heard about it today in another way and found out you had posted about it. I tried to watch and once the cup part started I closed the screen. Given I was scarred by Stand By Me I will not ever watch this. I don’t know how anyone has.
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OK, I’m at work so I let it load and then scrolled throught it really fast. It appears they’re eating and being nasty, but even so, this could get me fired. Ooh, in the meantime, I think it has inspired my bowels to move! I have to poo! gotta go
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Robin, I just now saw your comment. Oops.
Steve, yeah, don’t bother with the other one, then. It’s even worse.
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That’s just wrong. But the music they put to the video is hilarious
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