I had hoped to do this all in one post, but it ain't gonna happen. I'm still waiting on photos from some others at the party so I can try to post as many costume pictures as possible, all at once, so that will hopefully happen tomorrow. I will give you one photo now, though, and that's of my costume:
For those of you with bad eyes, I created a camp T-shirt and cap. The T-shirt said "Adam Avitable's Clothing Optional Camp for Girls Aged 14-17", and the slogan said "There's grass on the field, let's play!" The cap said "Camp Avitable: We'll be on our knees, talking about birds and bees". You'd be amazed at the number of job applications I received for potential camp counselors at Camp Avitable throughout the evening.
While I'm going to write up a real recap once I have all the photos so I can do it right, I thought, just to tide everyone over, I'd let Britt do the talking for now:
Here's the direct link if you can't play the video directly.
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Comments by RW
wow nice burping skills, miss britt.
how much had she had to drink?
Comments by Amanda
Your costume was PERFECT for you!
You didn't seem drunk, were you? The video made me realize I've never seen a real drunk person before (except possibly from a distance on a street or something).
Is there something sticking out the side of your head, or am I just looking at the photo wrong?
Comments by Girl, Dislocated
Now that I know what the roaring sound was, I can tell the National Guard to stand down. Godzilla has NOT resurfaced. It was just Britt burping.
Did she hurl into your lap or onto the desk?
I can't wait for a full update.
Comments by NYCWD
I'm guessing it's probably a good thing that I had to stay 3000 miles away.
Of course that was the court's decision, not mine.
Comments by jester
Blimey.
Comments by Dan
I seriously paused the video and regained my composure, because I really thought that you were about to get a lap full of vomit. It looks like you had a rockin' party; hopefully next year we will be able to attend.
Comments by Angel
Your costume is perfect!
Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai
Damn it my sound is fucked up. I need to figure out WTF.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Ew. Did she puke?
Comments by Denise
I'm so sad I couldn't come. :-(
Great costumes!
Comments by Mike
Loved the video. Too bad I missed the donkey show.
Comments by The Absurdist
Wow...towards the end there I thought you were going to sing Happy Birthday to me!!
then you had to go and stick that Mr. President in there.
Looks like a good time was had by all...
Comments by Trish K
Avitable,
I've been lurking on your blog for quite a while and read every update. But until recently, have been afraid to comment. However, Miss Britt convinced me that I really have nothing to fear.
Your party makes me wish that I didn't live in Colorado and had been invited. I soooo would have been there. But then, I probably would have gotten toasted (as everyone else seems to have) and started flashing my boobs. God blessed (or cursed, depending on your point of view) me with a set of DD's and I'm quite sure I would have followed previous precedent and been the "drink mixer."
It's really quite simple. You put a cup between my ample cleavage, add ice, alcohol, and soda. Then I shake my boobs and "mix" it.
Yeah, so I'm a bit slutty at parties when hammered. Oh well. I've got a bead collection that would rival the best of flashers at Mardi Gras, haha!
Anyway... glad that everybody had such a great time. And that I'm no longer afraid to comment.
By the way, your wife is a lucky woman. It's obvious how much she loves you and you're a very good looking man. Plus, your body type is perfect for what I prefer in a man. Do you happen to have an available brother who likes sex and wouldn't mind trans-state booty calls?? If so, hook a sista' up, would ya? Haha.
Okay, it's late... I'm overly tired since it's been yet another sleepless night. And I'm going to stop spamming your comments now.
From all the accounts I've read thus far, your party was a smash hit. Congrats on being the new party favorite!
PS: Great costume!
Comments by Amber
Love the costume! It is you all the way!
Comments by themuttprincess
RW, I think you would have had a blast!
Amanda, well, instead of a blood-alcohol level, I think she had an alcohol-blood level.
Girl Dislocated, I was not drunk. I planned on drinking, but by the time the party had started, I had been working on it for 13 hours, so I decided just to drink soda. I was wearing a hat in parts of the video.
NYCWD, she's got quite the set of lungs on her. She actually didn't vomit at all, but that last drink was close.
Jester, next year your band can come play the party, in costume. It will be awesome.
Dan, Cor Blimey!
Angel, luckily, there was no vomiting anywhere. I was surprised.
Geeky, thanks. I thought so, too. Of course, I got some strange looks when I had to run to the store to get more ice at midnight.
Mr. Fabulous, yeah, you definitely need to hear the video for the full effect.
Denise, nope, she just almost did, and I had a look of abject horror that it was going to be in my crotch. But then she was fine.
Mike, me too.
Absurdist, all you had to do was spend some frequent flyer miles . . .
Trish, I should have, and if I hadn't been exhausted, I would have remembered and done that.
Amber, you've commented a couple of times, so I knew you were there. I'm perplexed that you think the gorilla body type is perfect, but I guess I shouldn't complain about that!
TMP, that's what I thought, too!
Comments by Avitable
Sorry about that. The hotel I am staying at is blocking FTP and won't let me upload to my .Mac fileshare for some reason... but I'll upload the photos as soon as I get into work this morning.
Comments by Dave2
Ok ok ok, I'll be there next year...and I'm going to dress as Miss Britt too.
Comments by Robin
Burping, drunken singing and flashing?
WTF???
So sad. So sad.
Comments by ADW
what? not a drunk avi? then i am so glad i didn't make the trip.
i'll just keep telling myself that to avoid crying here at my desk because i obviously missed a great party.
love your costume!
Comments by hellohahanarf
My Gawd, that britt is SUCH a lady. And cheers to you Adam, for always only showing off her best side! Bahahaha!
That's it, next year, I attend instead of babysitting!
Comments by DeannaBanana
I'm here to apply for the camp counselor job.
Looks like a good time. Those are some awesome burps! Can't wait to see more pics.
Comments by RockDog
Oh. My.
What concerns me is that through most of the video I look like I'm about to give you a lap dance. And I'm CERTAIN I remember NOT giving any lap dances.
Right??
Comments by Miss Britt
Dave, no problem. Thanks!
Robin, you might be too shy and quiet to pull it off.
ADW, just think. You could have been here.
Hello, maybe next year.
Deanna, she was awesome and fun, like always, and next year, you're definitely coming!
RockDog, we have an extensive interviewing process, but your name shall be considered.
Britt, well, you were balanced precariously on my knee and I had to try to hold onto you to keep you from falling off in an undignified manner.
Comments by Avitable
Get a few shots in me and I tend to come out of my shell. You haven't seen me at a RHPS event.
Comments by Robin
Actually, Britt, from the thumbnail they have on the YouTube video... it looks like you were providing a happy ending to the party.
It made me wonder since when did YouPorn do embedding.
Comments by NYCWD
Don't get me started. I am already bummed out about not making it. Grrr....
I already have my costume ready for next year...
Comments by ADW
Wow. Now I understand how it is that Fab texted me what he texted me.
Britt, I hope you're feeling ok now, sweetie.
Comments by Poppy
Comments by metalmom
Perfect costume! Looks like you have a blacklight coming out of your ear in the pic though...
I'll come back & check the burping skills out when my office doesn't have people in it. I'm their boss...they must think I'm working.
Comments by Tug
Holy shit. That had to have been the hangover from hell on Sunday.
And, I love your costume... very original.
Comments by Amy
hee...So Britt, how far in the alphabet can you get with a burp?
Comments by Tug
I understand your love for Miss Britt a little better now.
Comments by Brandi
Wait.
You didn't BEFORE??
Comments by Miss Britt
Bossy thinks she's seen this Public Service Announcement before.
Comments by BOSSY
Um, wow.
I am so bummed I missed all of THAT!
Comments by Hilly
Drunk people are funny. Miss Britt deserves some kind of Academy Award or something for entertaining us so thoroughly.
Comments by Franki
Wow Miss Britt. Drunk much? LOL.
Damn, can't believe I missed that. I wanna see pics of the decorations so hurry up people!
Comments by Sarcastica
drunk britt = AWESOME britt..... ;D
Comments by Webmiztris
Robin, well, there were plenty of shots here!
NYCWD, she wouldn't touch it even when I promised her more alcohol if she did.
ADW, we'll be waiting!
Poppy, she's like a rubber band, snapping back in an instant.
Metalmom, maybe next year.
Tug, maybe I did have a blacklight coming out of my ear - did you think of that?
Brandi, she's just so awesome! My second favorite person in the whole world.
Bossy, don't drink and be Marilyn?
Hilly, plus more partying with Dave, of course.
Franki, I'll make her a trophy.
Sarcastica, that's what she's like sober. Drunk, she usually start standing around quietly quoting Shakespeare.
Dawn, so are you saying she's not awesome all the time?
Comments by Avitable
Nope. I learned a long time ago not to think & read your blog at the same time.
Comments by Tug
Amy, I'm impressed with her ability and Jared's ability not to be hungover.
Tug, good plan.
Comments by Avitable
fucken a! i finally was able to watch the video here at work now that folks are gone and i think i just peed a little. hilarious! a drunk britt is quite an amusing site to behold. especially the kareoke part. and the belching. although i think i could give you a run for your drunken money in that department.
that was an awesome clip. of course i was really hoping for a video and i'm thankful you didn't let me down. great work.
Comments by hellohahanarf
That was SO awesome!
I love your costume. I would be killed for wearing that shirt around here, but it rocks!
Wish I was at your party. It looks like a blast.
Comments by Memphis Steve
Long time listener - first time caller!
Oh my gawd... if that's what I'm like when I'm pissed, I'm never drinking again.
RMB
Comments by borysSNORC ™
What a cool party! I am bummed that I missed it. Glad you had fun.
J.
Comments by HoosierGirl5
Definitely sorry I missed it. But I hope this isn't the only video to surface from that night.
Wasn't the other video about vomiting just a precursor to the activities you had planned at the party? Was Britt imitating that?
Comments by Wayne
I am sooo sad I couldn't go to the party! I really hope to get an invite next year. WAH. (I am still whining...)
Anyway, Britt and Avi rock!
And Britt even looks gorgeous wasted. :)
Comments by Sybil Law
Tug? SEXY TIME!!!!
*giggle*
(I'll have to check into getting my pink puffy heart.)
Comments by Poppy
YAY!
Move the party to where the smilies are...NICE...LOVING IT! 
Comments by Tug
oh, and
back at'cha. 
Comments by Tug
HEY! I've got smilies!!! Just not gross smilies! Except the :ill: one.
Comments by Poppy
Sorry
, I just meant 
Comments by Tug
Lemon drops are martinis. I can't handle the martinis.
(That was on Avi. I'd never throw up on you, Tug. 
)
Comments by Poppy
It's the only drink smilie he has. If he had a St. Pauli's girl, we could have a
Comments by Tug
I think it's only here for Britt and AmyD, because he doesn't drink like a real man. Otherwise there'd at least be a beer. Siiiiiiigh. (BEER ME. *giggle*)
Comments by Poppy
Avi - helloooooooooooooooooooo.... wake up mister!
Poppy and I would love a beer smilie, thankyouverymuch. 
As you were.
Comments by Tug
OMG, I am sooooo thirsty for a beer now. Haven't had one since Raglan Road...
Comments by Poppy
I have beer.
I don't think it's expired. yet.
Comments by Tug
I don't care if it's expired.
(I have no alcohol. Not even vanilla extract. Nothin'.)
Comments by Poppy
Come on over baby - I promise expired (or not) beer, NO lemon drops... and I'll even tuck you in.
Comments by Tug
Awwww, tuck me in? Sold!
Comments by Poppy
Comments by Tug
I am even more jealous now. While you guys were partaying on I was organising a kids party. No booze, no boobs and definitely no male appendages.
I especially liked the part where Britt, after a burp that would make any truck driver proud, coyly said 'Excuse me'
Drunk as a sailor and still a lady....
Comments by Kelley
Hello, drunk Britt is very fun, and her belching skills have yet to meet a match. Guess you'll have to come next year and challenge her.
Memphis Steve, I had to wear mine to the grocery store during the party, but I don't think anyone read it. And if you're in Tennessee, half the people there can't read anyway, so you should be safe.
Borys, are you a cute, pint-sized blonde with the mouth of a sailor?
HG5, maybe next year.
Wayne, I don't want those types of activities at my parties. Only at my orgies.
Sybil, yeah, she did.
Kelley, she's as demure as ever!
Comments by Avitable
I don't know if I would fit in at your party, as I don't drink.
But I 
the Britt video!
Comments by Lynda
Lynda, what does drinking have to do with it? I don't drink. In fact, almost half of the people there don't drink.
Comments by Avitable
Honestly, I don't remember anymore, except that you can't do drunken videos without being drunk. :)
Comments by Lynda
Lynda, that's why I had Britt with me!
Comments by Avitable