Monthly Archives: October 2007

Lazy Sunday XI

Posted on Sunday, October 21, 2007 by Avitable

Do you drive the speed limit? I’m a motivated individual. I strive to beat all limits on a daily basis. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? I almost did one time, but after oral sex, he just let me … Continue reading →

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Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

Posted on Saturday, October 20, 2007 by Avitable

This is why you should watch 30 Rock.

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Marketing weasels

Posted on Friday, October 19, 2007 by Avitable

First, fuck Brighthouse and their new DVRs. Mine has decided to randomly fail to record specific shows for no reason. Stupid cockslapping monkeyfucking shitweasel Brighthouse. Secondly, I was forced to watch The Office last night without being able to fast … Continue reading →

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Airport

Posted on Thursday, October 18, 2007 by Avitable

On Tuesday night, I went to pick my wife up at the airport after her month-long business trip. As usual, I got there about 10-15 minutes early, and circled around, unable to stop because apparently I might be carrying a … Continue reading →

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Hobo no mo’

Posted on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 by Avitable

From now on, it’s no more of this: And more of this: Oh, and I got the Transformers DVD today in a case that transforms into Optimus Prime! SQUEEEE!!

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Big Black Fuck Ox

Posted on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 by Avitable

Breaking News from the Onion. Might not be safe for work. Thanks to liquid.

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Translator

Posted on Monday, October 15, 2007 by Avitable

On Saturday (my wedding anniversary), I had the distinct pleasure of sitting on babysitting the creatures that spawned from Britt’s unholy vagina. They were very well-behaved, which just made me more nervous since I just knew that they were secretly … Continue reading →

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Lazy Sunday X

Posted on Sunday, October 14, 2007 by Avitable

1. I’m sure we all know what your name is… so, tell us your boss’s name. Well, I’m a slave to television, Diet Coke, and my wife. Would it be a boss if you’re a slave? 2. Do you actually … Continue reading →

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6 years

Posted on Saturday, October 13, 2007 by Avitable

I love you very much, sweetie! Here is the direct link.

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Does not compu*—-

Posted on Friday, October 12, 2007 by Avitable

Fucking computers. And fucking computer users! Okay, here’s a tutorial for anyone who wants to use a PC or the internet. 1. Use a browser like Firefox or Opera. Don’t use IE. 2. Don’t open attachments. Especially if you don’t … Continue reading →

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