Monthly Archives: October 2007

Shooting straight

Posted on Thursday, October 11, 2007 by Avitable

I was watching the extras on “Death Proof”, the Quentin Tarantino-helmed half of Grindhouse, and just realized that while I enjoy his movies, QT annoys the fuck out of me. His face just looks like someone sculpted a face out … Continue reading →

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Bite

Posted on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 by Avitable

Poppy doesn’t like alligator. Britt was mean to our dimwitted waitress. I held my pee for the thirty-minute drive home and almost exploded. That’s a summary of our dinner together in less than 25 words. And here’s the other thousand:

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Waste Your Time Tuesday

Posted on Tuesday, October 9, 2007 by Avitable

Instead of reading blogs today, spend a half hour trying to spot the differences in this creative game. Did you find them all?

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Things that can get you into trouble

Posted on Monday, October 8, 2007 by Avitable

Beware, encumbered men. While these sentences may seem innocent to you, when taken out of context (without the words in brackets), they can cause homicidal feelings in your loved one. But fear not – I am here to help. Avoid … Continue reading →

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Lazy Sunday IX

Posted on Sunday, October 7, 2007 by Avitable

1. Where were you 2 hours ago? I ran out of Diet Pepsi and then went on this crazy adventure dodging cars, a dog, and a clone of myself just to get a new soda. (If you’re under the age … Continue reading →

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I’d bet

Posted on Saturday, October 6, 2007 by Avitable

I’d bet you expected a video here. I had plans, too. Britt and I were going to do a video on Friday for me to post last night at midnight. But then she ended up getting tons of sales and … Continue reading →

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Tina, tina, tina . . .

Posted on Friday, October 5, 2007 by Avitable

I love Tina Fey. That is all.

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New TV

Posted on Thursday, October 4, 2007 by Avitable
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Hard hitting

Posted on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 by Avitable

I have been interviewed by the lovely and foul-mouthed ADW. Prepare to be entertained by my answers. 1. If you could have a superpower attached to one of your sexual organs, what would it be? Well, my penis already has … Continue reading →

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Maximum protection

Posted on Tuesday, October 2, 2007 by Avitable

So, I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, and I ran out of reading material. I usually keep a stack of books, magazines, and comic books on the counter and stack them until they reach ridiculous heights and my wife … Continue reading →

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