I said yesterday that today's lazy post would have a twist, and here it is. All of my answers to the following survey, which I purloined from one of my Myspace friends' bulletins, are completely true. I've been told that my attempt to answer these surveys in a funny and unpredictable way is cliched and unfunny, and I was dared to be honest for once. So, this will be the one time that I won't rely on inanity or goofiness to answer some of the stupidest questions you can possibly imagine. And, after you read this, I am confident that you'll be begging me to go back to the normal way of filling these out:
1. Where is your boy or girl tonight?
She's packing for a week-long business trip to Hoquiam, WA. Her flight leaves at 8 AM tomorrow morning. The taxi is picking her up at 6:30, even despite her protestations that I should wake up and drive her to the airport.
2. Last person you were in the car with?
My wife and I went over to a friend's yesterday for a second Thanksgiving dinner.
3. Name something you did yesterday?
Took a nap, visited friends, and relaxed.
4. Last person to message you?
My brother, with a retarded mass text message wishing everyone Happy Thanksgiving.
5. What kind of phone do you have?
Motorola Razr.
6. How are you feeling right now?
Unmotivated to do my actual work.
7. What color are your eyes?
I don't know. Hazel?
8. Do you have a chair in your room?
I am sitting in my office chair, which is a $1200 Aeron chair.
9. What are you doing tomorrow?
Going over to some gutter slut's house for a third Thanksgiving dinner.
10. Do you know anyone named Betsy?
I don't think so.
11. What color is your hair?
Brown with some recently appearing gray threads. I blame my real wife and my blog wife.
12. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
I loved to sing as a child. Very few people loved for me to sing.
13. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Of course.
14. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
On Thanksgiving. It will probably be until Christmas that I talk to them again.
15. Do you play an instrument?
I've never played any instrument. I'm tone deaf.
16. Do you like fire?
On a cold day, I can sit down and stare at a fire for hours.
17. Are you allergic to anything?
Penicillin.
18. Best friend?
I have many people who I would consider best friends, which I realize is counter to the definition of the word "best". I'm okay with that.
19. Have you ever seen your school counselor?
I used to intimidate my guidance counselor and, as a result, had free reign of her office and computer, which gave me access to all of the grades of my friends and enemies.
20. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
I would love to be a teacher for a private high school or college. I would love to teach a theory class.
21. Is anyone jealous of you?
That's hard to say. I can guess that some people might be jealous of some aspects of my life, but I have no real idea.
22. When was the last time you got flowers?
My wife bought me flowers one Valentine's Day a few years ago.
23. Where were you 1 hour ago?
Sitting at the computer, listening to Lillix, and reading blogs.
24. Where were you 4 hours ago?
On the couch, watching The Departed, which I had never gotten around to seeing. It was pretty good.
25. Has anyone ever told you that they like you more than as a friend?
Yes. I've been told that a few times. Not always by women, either.
26. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
It's straight, although it tends to just grow out rather than long.
27. Who was the last person you drove with?
My wife.
28. What are you looking forward to?
Stability in my business. My first million. Therein lies the road to happiness.
29. Do you want to kill someone right now?
There are three people on my list of people that if I could, without legal repercussion, I would, in an instant.
30. Do you have anything you want to say?
I prefer writing funny responses.
31. Who are you jealous of?
I'm not jealous of anyone. I covet some people's property, but I'm not jealous of them.
32. What did you do this weekend?
Spent some time with my wife before she goes away again.
33. What's going on for you in November?
I was hoping that I would be able to finish NaNoWriMo, but with my computer issues, I have fallen severely behind. I am still committed to writing my story, though.
34. Whats going on for you in December?
I need to start planning Christmas.
35. What is the worst quality people can have?
Stupidity. I abhor stupidity more than ugliness.
36. What is your best talent?
Manipulation.
37. Who are you angry with?
I stopped getting angry at people back in college. It's not worth my effort.
38. Who's your role model?
I don't think I have one. If someone has good qualities that are valuable to my goals, I will emulate those qualities, but I don't know if anyone would qualify as a role model.
39. What is your biggest problem right now?
I'd like to be able to work harder, longer hours, and require less sleep.