Comments on: Good start http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/ Tact is for pussies Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:28:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Y2K Survivor http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13672 Y2K Survivor Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:01:28 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13672 ..... you mean your story is NOT about mutant blow job hooker zombies? Damn it! I was just certain I knew where you were going. But you are probably right, it's way too cliche ….. you mean your story is NOT about mutant blow job hooker zombies? Damn it! I was just certain I knew where you were going. But you are probably right, it's way too cliche

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13589 Avitable Mon, 05 Nov 2007 16:01:41 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13589 <b>Y2K</b>, are you taking your meds? <b>Olivia</b>, you lost me with the piano reference. Y2K, are you taking your meds?

Olivia, you lost me with the piano reference.

]]> By: Olivia http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13551 Olivia Mon, 05 Nov 2007 05:28:02 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13551 Is that...yes, I do believe it is...a PIANO in that tree??!? Nice one. What happens next? Is that…yes, I do believe it is…a PIANO in that tree??!?

Nice one. What happens next?

]]> By: Y2K Survivor http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13525 Y2K Survivor Sun, 04 Nov 2007 16:12:31 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13525 OMG I just realized where you are going with this story! It's an Omega Man type story where a new STD turns all blow-job hookers into mindless zombies that want to fellatio/cunnilingus the human race dry of all bodily fluids. They only come out at night, and at first the allure of free oral satisfaction, nearly destroyed the entire race. Luckily, you had been watching porn and passed out from masturbation when the world ended, and thus had a bit of needed recuperative time that allowed you to see the real dangers. Then, in bat shit crazy Charelton Hesston mode, you build a huge arsenal (only of super soaker water guns) and fort up in an old sperm bank where you have a large amount of ammo-fluid to hold off the endless attacks of the blow job zombies! I am not sure where you go from there... do you put an additive to the jizz ammo like some of that nasty crap people paint on little kids thumbs to break them of the sucking habit? Do you project an endless loop of the "2 Girls and Cup" on a nearby building wall? I am not sure where the story will end, but I like the way you think, you sick bastard. So tell me, was I right??? OMG I just realized where you are going with this story! It's an Omega Man type story where a new STD turns all blow-job hookers into mindless zombies that want to fellatio/cunnilingus the human race dry of all bodily fluids. They only come out at night, and at first the allure of free oral satisfaction, nearly destroyed the entire race.

Luckily, you had been watching porn and passed out from masturbation when the world ended, and thus had a bit of needed recuperative time that allowed you to see the real dangers. Then, in bat shit crazy Charelton Hesston mode, you build a huge arsenal (only of super soaker water guns) and fort up in an old sperm bank where you have a large amount of ammo-fluid to hold off the endless attacks of the blow job zombies!

I am not sure where you go from there… do you put an additive to the jizz ammo like some of that nasty crap people paint on little kids thumbs to break them of the sucking habit? Do you project an endless loop of the "2 Girls and Cup" on a nearby building wall?

I am not sure where the story will end, but I like the way you think, you sick bastard. So tell me, was I right???

]]> By: Y2K Survivor http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13523 Y2K Survivor Sun, 04 Nov 2007 15:54:40 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13523 As a Type II diabetic I have noticed a need to pee like a motherfucker on more than one occasion... sometimes on more than one occasion per hour. But, oddly enough I never notice the urgent "Gotta go right freakin now" pressure until I stand up. (after drinking two or three large travel mugs of coffee) Yet you have those strong urges in a sitting position. This is not a criticism, I enjoyed the read, and in fact, I have felt a need to make potty while in a sitting position and a mandatory three times a night from a sleeping position... but the most urgent, is always just shortly after standing. Often in the midst of a project like making more coffee (water running) watering the office plants from a large bucket (more water running) or needing to clean all the dirty coffee cups in the office so I can drink more (even more water running) SO there I stand in the middle of a task with co-workers all around me, seemingly impressed by my diligent work ethic and hopefully not noticing the middle aged fat guy doing the pee-pee dance while desperately wanting to run down the hall to the men's room. And if one day I don't make it... it WOULD be the end of the world! As a Type II diabetic I have noticed a need to pee like a motherfucker on more than one occasion… sometimes on more than one occasion per hour. But, oddly enough I never notice the urgent "Gotta go right freakin now" pressure until I stand up. (after drinking two or three large travel mugs of coffee) Yet you have those strong urges in a sitting position.

This is not a criticism, I enjoyed the read, and in fact, I have felt a need to make potty while in a sitting position and a mandatory three times a night from a sleeping position… but the most urgent, is always just shortly after standing. Often in the midst of a project like making more coffee (water running) watering the office plants from a large bucket (more water running) or needing to clean all the dirty coffee cups in the office so I can drink more (even more water running) SO there I stand in the middle of a task with co-workers all around me, seemingly impressed by my diligent work ethic and hopefully not noticing the middle aged fat guy doing the pee-pee dance while desperately wanting to run down the hall to the men's room. And if one day I don't make it… it WOULD be the end of the world!

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13515 Avitable Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:30:07 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13515 <b>Brandi</b>, that's better than nothing! Brandi, that's better than nothing!

]]> By: Brandi http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13471 Brandi Sat, 03 Nov 2007 06:27:49 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13471 Bargain bin only. Bargain bin only.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13467 Avitable Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:30:43 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13467 <b>RW</b>, and that's why I respect your opinion so much. <b>Lynda</b>, croatoa! <b>Brandi</b>, for a million dollars? <b>Britt</b>, thank YOU! That's all I ask for. <b>RW</b>, I thought I was your hero! <b>Hello</b>, I drink too much every time I go out to dinner, that's why. <b>Tracy</b>, awww, I'm all verklempt! <b>Sybil</b>, ROTFLMAO. <b>Dee</b>, yeah, the lack of editing is driving me crazy too. <b>Bossy</b>, it took that long? RW, and that's why I respect your opinion so much.

Lynda, croatoa!

Brandi, for a million dollars?

Britt, thank YOU! That's all I ask for.

RW, I thought I was your hero!

Hello, I drink too much every time I go out to dinner, that's why.

Tracy, awww, I'm all verklempt!

Sybil, ROTFLMAO.

Dee, yeah, the lack of editing is driving me crazy too.

Bossy, it took that long?

]]> By: BOSSY http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13464 BOSSY Fri, 02 Nov 2007 22:47:51 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13464 You had Bossy at word 341. You had Bossy at word 341.

]]> By: Dee http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13462 Dee Fri, 02 Nov 2007 21:41:17 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/02/good-start/#comment-13462 It's caught my interest and I want to read more: that's got to make it a pretty good start :D Looking forward to the reading more. Also looking forward to the editing :poke: It's caught my interest and I want to read more: that's got to make it a pretty good start D Looking forward to the reading more. Also looking forward to the editing :poke:

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