I haven't quite gotten my webcam working yet, so I can't do my Saturday vlog.
Instead, I'll give you a chance to see genius at action, with my goddess friend Crystal.
I'm embedding this without her permission, but her message needs to be heard.
If that won't play, go visit her site and be prepared to spend hours watching her awesome vlogs.
I'll have another Lazy Sunday tomorrow, and stay tuned for Monday's blog which will have some very important information!!
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I am always a bit nervous at the prospect of learning anything you feel is 'important' for me to know, as that category has sometimes included things that have made me want to poke my eyes out with a sharp stick, and then bleach my brain in an effort to mitigate the horror.
Here's hoping you don't disappoint. Bastard.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
That was silly :p
Comments by Beth
John said I need to leave you better comments or you won't buy me presents anymore.
So....
b00bies!
Comments by Beth
Oh, she's good. She's VERY good. I want her on MY team!
Lord, Avitable! I think she could take you.
I would love to see her and Britt together. No male on the planet would be safe (and probably some women, too)
Great clip.
J.
Comments by HoosierGirl5
I will second HoosierGirl's request - I want to see Crystal and I together too!
Although I imagine it would mainly be me sitting at her feet in awe while she enlightens me with her heavenly wisdom.
Comments by Miss Britt
Britt, I thought I was the only person up reading blogs this early, on Saturday morning for God's sake! I have to go teach Saturday school...what's your excuse?
Anyway, Avitable, I just watched 4 of her video posts and she is hilarious in every one. I worry about what she's teaching her child, however....ha, ha.
Thanks for the link!
J.
Comments by HoosierGirl5
My husband left for work at about 6 am. I was a nice wife and woke up with him. Because I am awesome like that!
Comments by Miss Britt
Her video's are funny!
Comments by Peggy
Crystal IS awesome. She haunts my dreams.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Tracy, I never disappoint. I always educate.
Beth, I agree with John. And you should watch more of her videos - she's awesome.
HG5, she's kick-ass, isn't she?
Britt, let's convince her to come visit.
Peggy, that's why I posted it. To enlighten the world.
Fab, and your penis?
Comments by Avitable
omg! there's enough self worth in those comments to last me a lifetime...DANKE
Comments by Crys
Crys, guten morgen wiener shnitzel.
Comments by Avitable