Fabulous!

 

As you know, as of Monday, my new favorite blogger was Amanda.

But then Wednesday came. And with it came a package of some of the most delicious cookies I've ever eaten. Moist, crumbly, chocolatey - all a gorilla could ask for.

So, it's decided.

My new favorite blogger is still Amanda. But my new favorite blogger's spouse is Mrs. Fabulous! As you'll see, Mr. Fabulous added his own special ingredient, but I'm going to give all of my love and adoration to Mrs. Fabulous for all of her effort. Thanks Mrs. Fab!

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  1.  

    Those are the jizziest.

    Is that a word?

    Comments by Peggy

    comment by Peggy Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 12:29 am

     

  2.  

    Holy shit, that fucking cookie's bigger than my head!

    Comments by bobgirrl

    comment by bobgirrl Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 12:34 am

     

  3.  

    wait. Last winter Fab gave me that recipe and there was no jizz ANY where in it.

    I think you got punked! clap

    Comments by bluepaintred

    comment by bluepaintred Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 12:41 am

     

  4.  

    Did you make a world wide web plea for sweets and I missed it? Whats the deal?

    Comments by Sheila

    comment by Sheila Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 1:09 am

     

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    Adam dude, thanks for the Email wishing a Happy Thanksgiving. I hope your holiday was full of fun, family and friends. Unfortunately, I am beginning to suspect from the posted pics you might not have had the full all-out feast many of us enjoy.

    I know the Holidays can be a time of stress and depression. But Dude... did you REALLY feel you had to eat Britt's jizz cookie? Sure, sure I know there are many other cookies in the box and the local mall probably has huge freakin cookies, but where is a girl like Brit supposed to find jizz just ready made for her enjoyment?? I mean really, don't you feel just a little bad about your actions?

    And Adam! If Britt can get past the tears and the heartache that she feels so she can ask you for a jizz cookie, I DO NOT want you to pout or whine. You go make her the jizziest cookie you can possibly make. In fact, ask if she can hang around long enough for you to try to make her two. I mean, it is the least you could do after swiping her jizz cookie and bragging about it on the Internet.

    Now be prepared. She WILL complain it is not Fabulous jizz. And to be fair, she is correct. Just hang your head and apologize and tell her you tried to replace it with the best jizz you could get. In time she will forgive you and probably love you all the more for being honest and taking the responsibility to set things right.

    Comments by Y2K Survivor

    comment by Y2K Survivor Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 1:12 am

     

  6.  

    LOLOLOL

    Britt was supposed to get some of the Fabby jizz –you are soooooooo dead! lmao

    Comments by Turnbaby

    comment by Turnbaby Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 2:50 am

     

  7.  

    First of all, I made up the word "jizztastic" last week and put it in a post that is still in draft form, so once again you have stolen my thunder.

    Secondly, while Mrs. Fab is delighted that you enjoy the cookies, she can't help noticing that, because the acronym plug-in you have can only do one word at a time, that when you hover over "Mrs. Fabulous" it calls her the "biggest whore in the world". That concerns her.

    Thirdly, since you ate the jizz cookie, please let Britt know that the next time I am down there she will have to consume my spunk in the more traditional fashion.

    Comments by Mr. Fabulous

    comment by Mr. Fabulous Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 4:25 am

     

  8.  

    OMG! That cookie looks FABtastic! I am SO jealous!

    Comments by DutchBitch

    comment by DutchBitch Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 6:26 am

     

  9.  

    There's just something about a salty cookie that seems wrong.

    Possibly because it should be called a cracker?

    Comments by NYCWD

    comment by NYCWD Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 7:45 am

     

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    I hate to tell you this, but jizz does NOT taste sweet and salty.

    It tastes like salt and clorox. Think about the sacrifice that us women are making. Would you like to drink clorox with salt? Diluted, yes. And trust me; this is from blowing MANY, MANY, MANY men. Only one guy didn't taste like that. He tasted like pizza. I don't know what was worse.

    Comments by The Absurdist

    comment by The Absurdist Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 8:49 am

     

  11.  

    Shiela - A friend of mine sent me a cookie and I blogged it and Adam stomped his feet and pouted and now people are enabling him.

    I mean, in a nutshell...

    Comments by RW

    comment by RW Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 9:29 am

     

  12.  

    Aw, damn! I'm never going to eat a chocolate pretzel ever again because I'll always think "Hmmmm, sweet and salty, just like Fab's jizz cookie!"

    Dear God....

    Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter

    comment by Coal Miner's Granddaughter Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 9:29 am

     

  13.  

    Mmmmmm...jizz cookies. Good stuff.

    Comments by Robin

    comment by Robin Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 10:23 am

     

  14.  

    Better you than me, that's what I always say.

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 10:59 am

     

  15.  

    now i'm hugry for a salty sweet something...see what you did...

    Comments by hellohahanarf

    comment by hellohahanarf Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 11:28 am

     

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    huNgry. dammit. so starved for salty and sweet that i can't type.

    can't you get spell check for this thing?

    Comments by hellohahanarf

    comment by hellohahanarf Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 11:28 am

     

  17.  

    Why the little bites? I would think you could get that whole cookie in your mouth.

    Comments by Gecko Rock

    comment by Gecko Rock Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 1:08 pm

     

  18.  

    I've always wondered... is it REALLY love if someone supplies you with sugar, carbs, cholesterol, fat, and assorted other nasties that taste so wonderful?

    And, now I know... yes, yes it is. Twuuuu wuv, actually.

    Comments by Amy

    comment by Amy Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 1:19 pm

     

  19.  

    Way to get jizzy with it!
    I really did just write that. *shudder*
    Anyway, they look great! I can't believe with all that jizz Mr. Fab doesn't have any kids!
    He doesn't have kids, does he? Please tell me he doesn't!

    Comments by Sybil Law

    comment by Sybil Law Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 1:40 pm

     

  20.  

    Thanks for the scoop, RW. I totally missed that. Sorry.

    Comments by Sheila

    comment by Sheila Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 4:14 pm

     

  21.  

    So if Amanda is your favourite new blogger, what am I?

    Comments by Sarcastica

    comment by Sarcastica Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 5:04 pm

     

  22.  

    Mmmm... cookie... Damnable UK and the thousands of miles of distance...

    Comments by Bec

    comment by Bec Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 7:03 pm

     

  23.  

    Great! Here I am stuck in the Great White North, freezing my tail off and you get wonderful cookies!

    Humpf!

    Comments by Trishk

    comment by Trishk Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 7:32 pm

     

  24.  

    I don't know about anybody else but watching him eat those cookies made me do this ————> boobs5

    Comments by Preposterous Ponderings

    comment by Preposterous Ponderings Friday, November 23, 2007 @ 8:39 pm

     

  25.  

    jizzful i hav to say. 3some bukkake

    Comments by the_boy_blunder

    comment by the_boy_blunder Saturday, November 24, 2007 @ 2:54 pm

     

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    Amanda, looks like I owe you some cookies now.

    Peggy, if it's not, it should be.

    Bobgirll, are you a little person?

    BPR, you have to ask for those by special request.

    Tori, indeed.

    Sheila, yup - http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/14/tomorrow-will-be-better/

    Y2K, luckily, I have a collection of Fab's jizz that I keep in the freezer.

    Turnbaby, I'll just switch it out with some of mine.

    Fab, I'm all about stealing your thunder! I'm sorry about the acronmyn function - the fact that it only takes one word at a time makes it difficult. Just tell her that she's the wife to the biggest whore in the world. And I'll let Britt knows. She's a spunk junkie, too.

    DB, indeed it is.

    NYCWD, a cracker with chocolate chips?

    Absurdist, no, the sweet part was the chocolate chip underneath.

    RW, don't stop the enablers!

    Heather, just think of my jizz instead.

    Robin, you like jizz shakes better, don't lie.

    Britt, that's not what you said when your mouth was full.

    Hello, hmm. I can help with that.

    Gecko, I was savoring.

    Amy, duuuhhhh! :D Now, when are you sending me some?

    Sybil Law, "jizzy with it" - good one!

    Sarcastica, want one?

    Bec, where's teleportation when we need it?

    TrishK, that's what you get for going somewhere for the holidays!

    Preposterous, do you like jizz cookies that much?

    Boy Blunder, that's not a real word!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Saturday, November 24, 2007 @ 7:03 pm

     

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