Peggy, if it's not, it should be.

Bobgirll, are you a little person?

BPR, you have to ask for those by special request.

Tori, indeed.

Sheila, yup – http://www.avitable.com/2007/11/14/tomorrow-will-be-better/

Y2K, luckily, I have a collection of Fab's jizz that I keep in the freezer.

Turnbaby, I'll just switch it out with some of mine.

Fab, I'm all about stealing your thunder! I'm sorry about the acronmyn function – the fact that it only takes one word at a time makes it difficult. Just tell her that she's the wife to the biggest whore in the world. And I'll let Britt knows. She's a spunk junkie, too.

DB, indeed it is.

NYCWD, a cracker with chocolate chips?

Absurdist, no, the sweet part was the chocolate chip underneath.

RW, don't stop the enablers!

Heather, just think of my jizz instead.

Robin, you like jizz shakes better, don't lie.

Britt, that's not what you said when your mouth was full.

Hello, hmm. I can help with that.

Gecko, I was savoring.

Amy, duuuhhhh! Now, when are you sending me some?

Sybil Law, "jizzy with it" – good one!

Sarcastica, want one?

Bec, where's teleportation when we need it?

TrishK, that's what you get for going somewhere for the holidays!

Preposterous, do you like jizz cookies that much?

Boy Blunder, that's not a real word!

Humpf!

And, now I know… yes, yes it is. Twuuuu wuv, actually.