Two consecutive Thanksgiving dinners on two consecutive days. I can barely think. My brain is full of turkey. Have a happy Saturday, and don't forget to email me at my first name at my last name dot com with the subject line "Santa is Coming" if you would like a Christmas card this year!
Tomorrow will be another Lazy Sunday with a twist, so don't miss it!
And since today is usually a video post, I'm pulling out the old "50 Things I've Done" video that Britt and I did seven months ago:
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I find it wholly believable...
except for the thumbtack
Comments by Gecko Rock
A repeat? What - is sweeps over already?!
Comments by Sybil Law
The funniest part is the very end of the second video. I remember the rest of it being funnier.
I really need to redo this. 50 Things I've done/learned since moving to Florida, or something.
Comments by Miss Britt
So the writer's strike has hit you hard?!
Comments by Bec
Britt is so cute!
Erm, sorry you are cute too. I've just never seen her 50 things video before.
Comments by Hilly
Wow, I go away for a few days and things get really slow in Florida. Don't worry, I will be home Monday night.
Comments by Trishk
Ummm I do believe I am the one that ended up with the damn dirty underwear you donated.
Why the hell doesn't Goodwill wash the shit they get anyway?
Comments by Preposterous Ponderings
Gecko, here you go: http://www.avitable.com/2007/04/21/the-truth-for-once/
Sybil, my brain was too full of turkey.
Britt, what happened to our plan of doing one video a month? I mean, videos we can post for free - not the ones we're going to sell to the adult market.
Bec, yeah, all of my writers are demanding more money, even though I pay them in jizz cookies.
Hilly, yes, she is. Her video is pretty awesome.
TrishK, *sob* It's just not the same here without you!
Preposterous, that's why it's so cheap!
Comments by Avitable
Do you even eat turkey? Have you been lying to me this whole time that you're a picky eater? siiiiigh.
And, yes to more Britt and Adam videos, please. Crying out loud, I thought that's why Britt moved to FL.
Comments by Poppy
No Christmas card for me. My mail gets opened here.
Comments by Girl, Dislocated
Poppy, I love turkey. I'm very picky, though - only big pieces of white meat. I hate skin on it, and I hate dark meat.
Girl, Dislocated, your mail gets opened? Recockulous!
Comments by Avitable
Yeah, every time I'm handed a stack of mail that's already been pre-opened and pre-read for me, I get pissed beyond words–but "recockulous" comes pretty close to describing the situation!
Comments by Girl, Dislocated
We are completely like minded about turkey. Dark meat is nasty. And skin... is SKIN, man! That's just fucking NASTY!
Comments by Poppy
Girl, Dislocated, can you afford a PO Box? I'd get one.
Poppy, I don't mind the skin if it's crispy.
Comments by Avitable