The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: November 2007
A Man to Hug and Kiss
I know that I’ve talked before about how this blogger and that blogger were my favorite blogger of all time, but it was all lies. Lies, I tell ya! My new favorite blogger is Amanda from “Amanda in Real Life”. … Continue reading
Super mondo big announcement!
Last night I had a very strange dream: Dave from Blogography had a Blogography compound outside of Seattle. It was a multi-acre piece of land that sloped downhill all of the way to the interstate. Dave ran his entire Blogography … Continue reading
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Lazy Sunday XV
Since my blogging has been subpar this week, I decided that today’s post was going to be long and full of substance. But then I realized that it’s time for a meme! I made it a long one, though: 1. … Continue reading
Crystal
I haven’t quite gotten my webcam working yet, so I can’t do my Saturday vlog. Instead, I’ll give you a chance to see genius at action, with my goddess friend Crystal. I’m embedding this without her permission, but her message … Continue reading
Back to all peaks
Boy, this week was a pain in the ass. I always get frustrated when I have computer issues, since I spend 12-14 hours a day in my office, on the computer. It’s a huge disruption and throws me entirely out … Continue reading
I . . .
I don’t know how people type on laptops. The keyboards suck, the edge of the laptop digs into your wrists in what I have to assume is a carpal tunnel syndrome inducing angle, and the fucking touchpad doesn’t allow you … Continue reading
Tomorrow will be better.
12:00 AM: Break my computer 12:01 AM – 3:29 AM: Fuck with the computer until I’m sure it’s good and broken. Laugh maniacally and cry at the same time. 3:30 AM – 7:00 AM: Sleep fitfully and dream of being … Continue reading
Funnest
Do you know what’s more fun than spending all night working on trying to fix your new computer only to find out that the mobo or processor is probably fucked? 1. Getting your eyeball scratched by a paperclip. 2. Sneezing … Continue reading
Bangles
I sat down at my computer to get some work done. I loaded iTunes and set it to the party shuffle. The music started, and I started working. It’s just background music to me that helps me concentrate on my … Continue reading
Lazy Sunday XIV
1. Do you like cheese? I love it so much I want to take cheese out behind the middle school and get it pregnant! 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Only in days that end in “Y”. 3. Do you … Continue reading








