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If the show 24 was in 1994
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Posted in Vlog
Tagged 24, avitable, clever, collegehumor, comedy, humor, jack-bauer, television, tv, video
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Pissunderstanding
Last night, I decided to call my little blonde (on the inside) alter-ego. I knew that, since it was after 8 PM, there was a chance that she had fallen asleep on the couch by then. Half of the time … Continue reading
Punch Men Syndrome
Let’s say I have this employee who is also a blogger. For the sake of anonymity, I’ll refer to this person as Shmitt*. Shmitt is suffering from severe PMS right now. How do I know? Simple: Shmitt enters the office. … Continue reading
It’s a draw
I tried to come up with some lovely Avitable artwork for today’s post, but couldn’t think of anything. So all you get is another excerpt: On the plus side, I learned that my car handles driving in grass and off … Continue reading
Struck
As some of you who pay attention to the entertainment world know, the WGA declared a strike yesterday. This strike will continue until they can resolve the compensation issue of new media, which I think means streaming video content and … Continue reading
Finding Avitable
Some of you occasionally get strange keywords that result in a visit to your blog. I doubt that anyone gets visits from keywords as strange as me. Here are the latest 10 keywords people used to find me through search … Continue reading
Lazy Sunday XIII
1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel? Looking into someone’s butthole when they bend over … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, humor, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, myspace, surveys
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Good start
I don’t plan on posting the whole content of what I write for every day, but I thought I’d post my first 1600 words. I’ll occasionally do excerpts for the future, though. I know it’s rough, and there are parts … Continue reading
Let’s see how it goes
Up until a few minutes ago, I still wasn’t positive about it. But now I’ve made up my mind. I am going to at least try to do NaNoWriMo. If I can average 1,667 words a day, I’ll get 50,000 … Continue reading








