Monthly Archives: December 2007

Final countdown

Posted on Monday, December 31, 2007 by Avitable

Instead of doing a top ten list of my favorite bloggers or blogs, which would invariably leave someone out who would then hunt me down and scalp me, I decided that I would just finish the “100 Things About Me” … Continue reading →

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Lazy Sunday XXI

Posted on Sunday, December 30, 2007 by Avitable

Here’s a good one about the end of the year. Thanks to Robin. Did you kiss anyone? All year long? I kissed my wife, my mother, my dog, my other wife, the pool guy, my grandmother, and my right hand … Continue reading →

Posted in Memes and more | Tagged avitable, comedy, humor, lazy-blogging, lists, meme, memes, myspace, road less unraveled, surveys | 29 Comments

Vlog Top Ten

Posted on Saturday, December 29, 2007 by Avitable

Here is the direct link.

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Countdown, continued

Posted on Friday, December 28, 2007 by Avitable

It’s the end of a long, shitty year, so what better way to finish it out than with a few posts of top ten lists? Yesterday: Top Ten Movies of 2007 Today: Avitable’s Top Ten Television Shows of 2007 (in … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged 30-rock, avitable, christmas, television, top-10, top-ten, tv-shows | 52 Comments

End of the Year Countdown

Posted on Thursday, December 27, 2007 by Avitable

It’s the end of a long, shitty year, so what better way to finish it out than with a few posts of top ten lists? Today: Avitable’s Top Ten Movies of 2007 (in no particular order) Of course, I only … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged avitable, christmas, eggnog, movies, top-10, top-ten | 41 Comments

Aftermath

Posted on Wednesday, December 26, 2007 by Avitable

Yesterday was fun. We hosted Christmas dinner for about 15 people. I made mashed potatoes and used my newly purchased BACONSALT and it was awesome. We had ham and turkey and beef brisket and roast beef and mashed potatoes (with … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged avitable, christmas, jigsaw, Photos, presents | 42 Comments

Someone’s birthday

Posted on Tuesday, December 25, 2007 by Avitable

As many of you know, today marks the birthday of someone very important to the world. Someone that garners praise and prayer and causes riots and celebrations and erections. Someone that people dream about, talk to on a daily basis, … Continue reading →

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Twas the night

Posted on Monday, December 24, 2007 by Avitable

With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through my home, there was no porn being watched, no stroking the bone; The lotions and tissues, put away with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon … Continue reading →

Posted in Writing | Tagged avitable, christmas, santa, scrooge, twas-the-night-before-christmas, Writing | 43 Comments

Lazy Sunday XX: The Christmas Edition

Posted on Sunday, December 23, 2007 by Avitable

1) EGG NOG OR HOT CHOCOLATE? Egg nog is tasty, but hot chocolate is the nectar that flows from Santa’s holy butthole. I love hot chocolate. 2) DOES SANTA WRAP PRESENTS OR JUST SIT THEM UNDER THE TREE? Santa wraps … Continue reading →

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Grazie

Posted on Saturday, December 22, 2007 by Avitable