This is how I remember it


 

Yesterday, Britt and I met with Heather from "Confessions of a Coal Miner's Granddaughter" and her husband during lunch. This is exactly how I remember it. Click for a larger version.

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  1.  

    A cat? Who are you, Alf?

    Oh my god I just made an Alf reference.

    Comments by Amanda

    comment by Amanda Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 12:11 am

     

  2.  

    wtf? you ate pussy while out in public?

    You can be arrested for that kinda shit you know.

    :xmas1:

    Comments by bluepaintred

    comment by bluepaintred Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 12:58 am

     

  3.  

    Is Miss Britt still speaking to you after this post? I don't think you made her nipples big enough.

    Comments by Mary

    comment by Mary Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 1:16 am

     

  4.  

    I maintain that it is, in fact, NOT a cat... but a rabid hamster. God only knows where Avitable was hiding it before he decided to eat it...

    Comments by Dave2

    comment by Dave2 Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 1:41 am

     

  5.  

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJI-o4xXSRg

    now these are funny caricatures. I am not sure whether you have seen it, but its certainly worth seeing them again.

    Comments by the_boy_blunder

    comment by the_boy_blunder Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 6:47 am

     

  6.  

    I had no idea Mr Heather could eat so much or that Heather herself had such a potty mouth.

    Comments by RW

    comment by RW Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 7:01 am

     

  7.  

    The cat I can believe, but the pile of dog pooh? In public? With Friends! Shame on you!! :xmas4:

    Comments by TrishK

    comment by TrishK Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 7:34 am

     

  8.  

    Amanda, I used to love Alf!

    BPR, not in Florida. It's allowed.

    Mary, so, that's what sarcasm sounds like, is it? Everything in my drawing is completely to scale.

    Dave, I'll tell you - it was warm and stinky, not unlike the inside of a tauntaun.

    Britt, you say fuck as every third word - who are you kidding?

    Boy Blunder, yeah, I saw that. Pretty funny.

    RW, I know!

    Trish, I think that was a steak, not a pile of poo.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 7:49 am

     

  9.  

    My favorite is the booster seat.

    Comments by Peggy

    comment by Peggy Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 8:26 am

     

  10.  

    So I am thinking that they reactions may be reversed when we finally meet.

    Or there will be a major tear in the fabric of time and demons and hellspawn will erupt, FINALLY promoting an Angel reunion.

    Comments by ADW

    comment by ADW Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 9:02 am

     

  11.  

    avi and britt behaved exactly how one should behave at cracker barrel. eat as much as possible and offend the other diners. perfect.

    did heather and mr. heather say anything?

    (is that a shoe under the diet coke?)

    whooo! fuck yeah!

    Comments by hellohahanarf

    comment by hellohahanarf Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 9:03 am

     

  12.  

    Also, why were you sitting on the floor?

    Comments by Amanda

    comment by Amanda Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 9:23 am

     

  13.  

    Britt has great hair. But make sure she thanks you for giving her such big boobs.

    Comments by Nina

    comment by Nina Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 10:16 am

     

  14.  

    I don' think I truly saw the post until I read all the comments and had to go back and look for the things that people mentioned. I am not a very observant person, I guess.

    Comments by Shelli

    comment by Shelli Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 10:24 am

     

  15.  

    I think you missed the kitchen sink.

    Comments by themuttprincess

    comment by themuttprincess Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 11:07 am

     

  16.  

    This made me laugh so hard bcause, honestly, it's so freaking true!

    Comments by Britt's mom

    comment by Britt's mom Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 11:48 am

     

  17.  

    Mom?!?!

    Christmas is canceled! Bitch.

    And what the hell is up with you commenting on Adam and Amy's blog before mine?!?!?!

    No mother's day present for YOU!

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 11:50 am

     

  18.  

    Peggy, yeah, I thought that was a nice touch.

    ADW, I'm all up for it if it means more Angel. And nudity.

    Hello, they did indeed talk - they're very nice and funny and awesome.

    Amanda, it was easier to shovel the food directly in my mouth.

    Nina, she doesn't appreciate the cleavage I provide.

    Shelli, it's all in the details.

    TMP, I'd already eaten it.

    Mom, from your lips to God's ear.

    Britt, don't be a hater.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 11:54 am

     

  19.  

    I'm on a plane to Florida. You two seem like too much fun!

    Comments by Hilly

    comment by Hilly Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 12:02 pm

     

  20.  

    Hmm. As was the case for Amanda, all I can think about is the fact that you ate the cat.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 12:39 pm

     

  21.  

    Unlike other people who are fixated on you eating a cat... I couldn't care less, as long as it isn't a dog.

    The booster seat is a nice touch.

    Comments by NYCWD

    comment by NYCWD Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 1:41 pm

     

  22.  

    This is your best cartoon EVER!!!! :xmas2:

    Comments by Amy

    comment by Amy Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 2:08 pm

     

  23.  

    Always Diet Coke, if you could get paid for all your Diet Coke references you could probably live off of that alone.

    Comments by Robin

    comment by Robin Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 2:12 pm

     

  24.  

    that made me har

    Comments by Crys

    comment by Crys Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 2:38 pm

     

  25.  

    Sigh..you probably traumatized them and now they are going to blow off me and Mrs. Fab tomorrow because they can't take the chance that we are freaks too...

    Comments by Mr. Fabulous

    comment by Mr. Fabulous Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 4:42 pm

     

  26.  

    "take the chance"? hahahahah!

    Comments by Crys

    comment by Crys Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 4:58 pm

     

  27.  

    I gotta give it up... that cartoon is pretty damn funny. :D

    Comments by Joefish

    comment by Joefish Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 5:10 pm

     

  28.  

    Aw, damn! I'm laughing so hard I'm snorting. Mr. Heather is reading over my shoulder as I type. Avi, can I get you to send me that as an 8×10, suitable for framing? Let's see, at last count, we think you consumed at least four if not five Diet Cokes (if you got 'em, swill 'em!), Britt was ever the lady, and we had a great time meeting you both! Mr. Heather (Dubya lover that he is) enjoyed the conversation immensely (he was the one worried that you two were the psycho serial killers). Me? I knew you both had to be fun.

    We'll have to do this again when we're within 10 miles of one another!

    Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter

    comment by Coal Miner's Granddaughter Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 5:21 pm

     

  29.  

    Hilly, we'll make your head explode!

    Poppy, they were out of hot dogs.

    NYCWD, they were out of hot dogs.

    Amy, thanks!

    Robin, I wish - any Coca Cola employees among my readers?

    Crys, that made me hard!

    Preposterous, thankfuckingyou!

    Mr. Fabulous, oh, they know you're a freak!

    Joefish, wow, a comment - from Joe?? Is the world coming to an end?

    CMG, it was actually 8 Diet Cokes, but thanks for playing. :D We had a great time, too. You can click on the image for a huge version that would look good framed above your bed. Will you email me the photo you took of us?

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 5:41 pm

     

  30.  

    That looks like the kind of good time you will remember until your last day. Just looking at the picture makes me want to be there!

    Comments by Bec

    comment by Bec Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 7:45 pm

     

  31.  

    Did you just call Dawg hot?

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 8:23 pm

     

  32.  

    Bec, it was over too quickly.

    Poppy, isn't he?

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Friday, December 7, 2007 @ 10:55 pm

     

  33.  

    I am so glad to see you like real mayonnaise and not that salad dressing shit!
    Mmmmmmmmm... cracker barrel. I am starving...
    I love your drawings!

    Comments by Sybil Law

    comment by Sybil Law Saturday, December 8, 2007 @ 9:26 am

     

  34.  

    Sybil, well, I like Hellman's Light, actually. Britt exposed this horror on her blog a few days ago - http://miss-britt.com/2007/11/doomed/

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Saturday, December 8, 2007 @ 9:38 am

     

  35.  

    Are we playing that game where we just ask each other questions indefinitely? (No?)

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Saturday, December 8, 2007 @ 1:35 pm

     

  36.  

    Poppy, I don't know. Are we? P

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Saturday, December 8, 2007 @ 4:28 pm

     

  37.  

    Did you mean to draw your tongue like a wagging tail-penis?

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Saturday, December 8, 2007 @ 5:00 pm

     

  38.  

    Poppy, or like a gesticulating tongue waiting for food.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Monday, December 10, 2007 @ 8:20 am

     

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