Yesterday, Britt and I met with Heather from "Confessions of a Coal Miner's Granddaughter" and her husband during lunch. This is exactly how I remember it. Click for a larger version.
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A cat? Who are you, Alf?
Oh my god I just made an Alf reference.
Comments by Amanda
wtf? you ate pussy while out in public?
You can be arrested for that kinda shit you know.
:xmas1:
Comments by bluepaintred
Is Miss Britt still speaking to you after this post? I don't think you made her nipples big enough.
Comments by Mary
I maintain that it is, in fact, NOT a cat... but a rabid hamster. God only knows where Avitable was hiding it before he decided to eat it...
Comments by Dave2
I didn't say fuck!
Comments by Miss Britt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJI-o4xXSRg
now these are funny caricatures. I am not sure whether you have seen it, but its certainly worth seeing them again.
Comments by the_boy_blunder
I had no idea Mr Heather could eat so much or that Heather herself had such a potty mouth.
Comments by RW
The cat I can believe, but the pile of dog pooh? In public? With Friends! Shame on you!! :xmas4:
Comments by TrishK
Amanda, I used to love Alf!
BPR, not in Florida. It's allowed.
Mary, so, that's what sarcasm sounds like, is it? Everything in my drawing is completely to scale.
Dave, I'll tell you - it was warm and stinky, not unlike the inside of a tauntaun.
Britt, you say fuck as every third word - who are you kidding?
Boy Blunder, yeah, I saw that. Pretty funny.
RW, I know!
Trish, I think that was a steak, not a pile of poo.
Comments by Avitable
My favorite is the booster seat.
Comments by Peggy
So I am thinking that they reactions may be reversed when we finally meet.
Or there will be a major tear in the fabric of time and demons and hellspawn will erupt, FINALLY promoting an Angel reunion.
Comments by ADW
avi and britt behaved exactly how one should behave at cracker barrel. eat as much as possible and offend the other diners. perfect.
did heather and mr. heather say anything?
(is that a shoe under the diet coke?)
whooo! fuck yeah!
Comments by hellohahanarf
Also, why were you sitting on the floor?
Comments by Amanda
Britt has great hair. But make sure she thanks you for giving her such big boobs.
Comments by Nina
I don' think I truly saw the post until I read all the comments and had to go back and look for the things that people mentioned. I am not a very observant person, I guess.
Comments by Shelli
I think you missed the kitchen sink.
Comments by themuttprincess
This made me laugh so hard bcause, honestly, it's so freaking true!
Comments by Britt's mom
Mom?!?!
Christmas is canceled! Bitch.
And what the hell is up with you commenting on Adam and Amy's blog before mine?!?!?!
No mother's day present for YOU!
Comments by Miss Britt
Peggy, yeah, I thought that was a nice touch.
ADW, I'm all up for it if it means more Angel. And nudity.
Hello, they did indeed talk - they're very nice and funny and awesome.
Amanda, it was easier to shovel the food directly in my mouth.
Nina, she doesn't appreciate the cleavage I provide.
Shelli, it's all in the details.
TMP, I'd already eaten it.
Mom, from your lips to God's ear.
Britt, don't be a hater.
Comments by Avitable
I'm on a plane to Florida. You two seem like too much fun!
Comments by Hilly
Hmm. As was the case for Amanda, all I can think about is the fact that you ate the cat.
Comments by Poppy
Unlike other people who are fixated on you eating a cat... I couldn't care less, as long as it isn't a dog.
The booster seat is a nice touch.
Comments by NYCWD
This is your best cartoon EVER!!!! :xmas2:
Comments by Amy
Always Diet Coke, if you could get paid for all your Diet Coke references you could probably live off of that alone.
Comments by Robin
that made me har
Comments by Crys
HILFUCKINGLARIOUS!!!!!!!
Comments by Preposterous Ponderings
Sigh..you probably traumatized them and now they are going to blow off me and Mrs. Fab tomorrow because they can't take the chance that we are freaks too...
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
"take the chance"? hahahahah!
Comments by Crys
I gotta give it up... that cartoon is pretty damn funny. :D
Comments by Joefish
Aw, damn! I'm laughing so hard I'm snorting. Mr. Heather is reading over my shoulder as I type. Avi, can I get you to send me that as an 8×10, suitable for framing? Let's see, at last count, we think you consumed at least four if not five Diet Cokes (if you got 'em, swill 'em!), Britt was ever the lady, and we had a great time meeting you both! Mr. Heather (Dubya lover that he is) enjoyed the conversation immensely (he was the one worried that you two were the psycho serial killers). Me? I knew you both had to be fun.
We'll have to do this again when we're within 10 miles of one another!
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
Hilly, we'll make your head explode!
Poppy, they were out of hot dogs.
NYCWD, they were out of hot dogs.
Amy, thanks!
Robin, I wish - any Coca Cola employees among my readers?
Crys, that made me hard!
Preposterous, thankfuckingyou!
Mr. Fabulous, oh, they know you're a freak!
Joefish, wow, a comment - from Joe?? Is the world coming to an end?
CMG, it was actually 8 Diet Cokes, but thanks for playing. :D We had a great time, too. You can click on the image for a huge version that would look good framed above your bed. Will you email me the photo you took of us?
Comments by Avitable
That looks like the kind of good time you will remember until your last day. Just looking at the picture makes me want to be there!
Comments by Bec
Did you just call Dawg hot?
Comments by Poppy
Bec, it was over too quickly.
Poppy, isn't he?
Comments by Avitable
I am so glad to see you like real mayonnaise and not that salad dressing shit!
Mmmmmmmmm... cracker barrel. I am starving...
I love your drawings!
Comments by Sybil Law
Sybil, well, I like Hellman's Light, actually. Britt exposed this horror on her blog a few days ago - http://miss-britt.com/2007/11/doomed/
Comments by Avitable
Are we playing that game where we just ask each other questions indefinitely? (No?)
Comments by Poppy
Poppy, I don't know. Are we?
Comments by Avitable
Did you mean to draw your tongue like a wagging tail-penis?
Comments by Poppy
Poppy, or like a gesticulating tongue waiting for food.
Comments by Avitable